Drunk me is reminiscing, thus this post was born. Happened about 8 years ago, it was actually the best week of my life...

Drunk me is reminiscing, thus this post was born. Happened about 8 years ago, it was actually the best week of my life. Pic unrelated,

> be me, 15 year old relatively scrawny and nerdy kid
> going on cruise with family plus extended family
> important ones are my sisters and my oldest second cousins (K)
> few days before cruise
> really hyped up, looks awesome
> ship has a massive pool, 24/7 free food, arcade
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> we all meet up at Aunty's house before we leave
> hang out a few days, chill and shit
> cruise day arrives
> holy shit this is gonna be incredible
> get onboard, sort out tickets, rooms, briefing etc. etc.
> finally we get to roam around
> 3:30 - straight to the arcade
> holy shit it's amazing, so many games and shit and it's all free
> other cousin rolls up
> we hang for a while, he gets bored
> i stay there for a while until this girl walks in
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> she's cute
> like really fucking cute ohmygawd
> redhead, cute freckles, glasses, green eyes
> fuck shit hold on women? playitcoolplz
> I'm playing Time Crisis (shit is fire af)
> she walks over to me
> ohfuckfuckfuckfuck
> "Hey, mind if I join??"
> oh fuck
> "Uhm, y-eah that's cool."
> kay, didn't fuck up so far
> I start to relax a little
> we hang out for literally hours
> I (obviously) fall for her
> we were talking about ourselves
> she was from Adelaide, a massive way from where I lived
> uh oh, gonna have to make the most of this
> I leave because I agreed to meet K for dinner
> "Hey user...wanna meet up tomorrow or something?"
> waitwut.gif
> pubescent brain switches into alpha mode
> suave, cool, confident
> "Of course, N. I'd really like that."
> guesswhosin.png
> go and meet K for dinner
> hang out in cabins later with cousins
> go to bed late as fuck

Day 2 soon, shit's heating up quick

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5 bucks on this ending with a log of shit slidding down op's throat

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Okay, Day 2, Here we GOOOO.

> wake up
> its like 11am
> roll out of bed, so fucking tired
> sloppily get dressed and prep for the day
> I go get breakfast with some of my other cousins and K
> meet up with N out near the lounge area
> she looks happy to see me
> "user! Haha, thought you weren't coming, man!"
> she stands up and hugs me
> hOly ShIT wasn't expecting that
> reluctantly hug back a little
> we chill and talk, just like yesterday
> had a super nice time
> sitting down was kinda boring, so we get up and walk around a bit
> we walk past the dining hall and bump into K
> as soon as he sees me with cutie N, he gets that look
> you know, THAT one
> sly motherfucker starts questioning me
> "Hey user, who's this you got here?"
> you bastard K
> i explain that we just casually met and happened to bump into each other
> he doesn't take the bait
> flashes this little devil grin
> "Oh, cool. Alright, talk later!"
> you couldn't wipe that shiteating smirk off his face if you tried
> moving on
> we get lost in time again, talk for ages
> after a bit of conversation, she turns to me after a moment of silence
> "Uh, hey, user. I-I don't really know whether this is too straightforward or not..."
> ohmyfuckinggod.gif
> I cut in like an idiot
> "What's up?"
> she kinda closes up and blushes a little
> "W-Well, I was wondering if you wanted to go to the pool tonight?"
> h o l y s h i t
> "Me? I mean, the offer's really gracious..."
> she pouts a little
> the fuck am I doing? Just go for it, dumbass!
> "Ah, sure, what the hell."
> she lights up
> she looks me straight in the eyes
> I will never forget that smile as long as I live
> she hugs me again as she departs
> I exhale and sit like some sort of romance movie lead
> life's pretty fucking good at this stage
> I walk around, pretty content, relatively ditsy.

Night 2 on the way.

I'm so ready for N to turn out to be his cousin.

Same

Bump

Please do continue

I swear to god if you "open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur" this, imma straight up kill ya

Bump

What happened to walk the dinosaur?

Don't stop writing

Hurry up will ya?

Hurry the fuck up

hurry up OP

“I need about treefiddy.”

Calm your tits you fucking weeboos let the man type.

I can already smell the open door
I can already feel the dinosaur

Night 2, here we goes.

> it was starting to get dark, im hyperventilating
> how the fuck am I gonna go swimming with this cute girl?
> what the fuck do I do?
> what if someone sees me?
> fuck it what could go wrong
> literally everything
> getting back on topic
> I rock up to the pool that night, I'm wearing my trunks and a t-shirt
> just a few patrons there, nothing much going on really
> nervous as fuck, take off my shirt and step in
> I swim around for a while
> other people start to leave
> is she not coming?
> s a d w a v e . m p 4
> suddenly, N appears.
> I remember exactly what she said that night
> "Hey, hey, hey! I'm glad you showed up, user. How's it going?"
> noseblud
> she's wearing this kinda thin striped rainbow bikini
> how the fuck is this gonna end up I'm scared
> she hops in and smiles at me
> we fuck around for a while
> i think to myself in a silent moment
> i really really like this girl, so what am I gonna do about it?
> we're on a cruise ship and we don't even live in the same state
> may as well go ahead
> formsmasterplan.gif
> eventually we kinda tired
> we head to this really nice pizza place and then head back to the pool
> casual conversation until
> "Yeah, my boyfriend broke up with me a couple weeks ago."
> now's my chance
> "Why the hell would he break up with you? You seem like an an amazing girlfriend, N"
> okay deep breaths here we go
> a little more small romance talk then
> "Look, I know this is kinda awkward but..."
> she looks at me quizzically
> "I know we just met, but I really like you, being honest. I just don't wanna lose you because I'm too scared to say anything."
> her eyes
> her god damn eyes
> I'll never unsee those beautiful eyes in that moment
> "A-user...I like you too...like a lot."
> she giggles in an impossibly adorable fashion
> she swims over and sits down next to me
> I'm looking at her and she's looking back
> there's so much tension, anyone could feel it

Too long, posting the rest in a sec.

Night 2 pt. 2 also pardon the slow typing, still kinda smashed

> my hormones lost their shit
> imgoingin.mp4
> I cup her face and kiss her
> after a second or two she kisses me back
> I'd hooked up a few parties before but this was different
> I thought to myself 'this is love, I swear'
> there was just something about her
> I almost couldn't handle the emotion
> she pulls away gently
> we cuddled in silence for a few minutes then talked a bit more
> had a cute little splash fight as a little flirty moment
> kiss her goodnight
> head back to cabin where me and the male cousins sleep
> they're all still awake
> It kinda hits me that it's well past midnight
> "Hey, user, where were you?"
> taken aback a little, I tell the truth, but not the whole truth
> "I was just at the pool, no biggie."
> I slump into bed and before long I'm dreaming about her

Stay tuned for Chapter Three

Fuck off OP hurry the fuck up

I swear to fuck if this ends in a meme...

m.youtube.com/watch?v=A2CiJ5U6x24
Pretty much op.

Awaiting spaghetti.

Knees weak
Arms are heavy
The door is open and ready
Dinosaur spaghetti

Now we wait for the dinosaur boys

You made me spit my coffee all over my balcony you cunt.

hurry up writting this faget

Top kek

OP got my first Sup Forums comment, he better writte his shit fatser

Hurry OP

Come on op I want to see how this story ends!

*Boom Boom Akala Lacka Lacka Boom*

new

youtube.com/watch?v=zYKupOsaJmk

It's like the advertisement in the middle of the movie

Intermission. lol

ye boi

TYPE FASTER FAGGOT

Bump to help keep thread up

aus Sup Forumsro here, can relate. fell in love with a girl on a cruise around new caladionia, best two weeks of my life havent seen her since :(

Bump

Blimp

This is where shit gets weird. Day 3.

> wake up, late as shit again
> still ecstatic from last night
> not sure whether anybody noticed but eh what the hell
> at breakfast, K ushers me over to a table for 2
> he sits down and gives me that mentor look
> "You were there with her, weren't you?"
> Cue my heart literally hitting rock bottom
> I kick him under the table
> "Don't you fucking tell anyone, I swear to-"
> he holds back a laugh, then howls
> "Wait, you actually were?!"
> he's pissing himself and everyone else is looking on
> fuck.png
> I drag him outside
> I get really upset
> he ends up apologising and promises he won't interfere
> hey, at least that shut me up
> obviously, I catch up with her later that day at the arcade
> we chill out, but we're a lot more open now
> it's new, and it's nice
> we got into a really competitive game of Daytona, trying to dog each other over.
> I end up winning and she playfully hits me as I wrestle back
> I end up pinning her to the wall by the arms
> I end up staring at her, hypnotised
> I end up brushing my lips against hers as she kisses me back
> she's blushing furiously at this stage
> "Hey...we haven't got long left here. do you wanna...?"
> levelup.gif
> she takes me into her cabin
> she tells me her parents are out and shouldn't be back for a while
> she locks the door
> we resume where we left off as I throw her onto the bed
> I whipped off my shirt as she lies on me
> hey I like this
> she takes off her shirt and my jaw legit drops
> We make out and dry hump for a few minutes
> im harder than a diamond
> she whips off my underwear as she giggles
> I brush her hair back as she goes to town
> best half an hour of my life
> we didn't end up fucking because 15 year olds don't carry rubbers
> but hey I made it pretty far
> we hung out there for a while and then I left to go hang out with my family
> I wouldn't see her for the rest of the day, but it wouldn't be the last I hear of her

Oh shiiit, I hate the next part.

Fucking hurry faggot

Sounds like Cruises are the best places to catch pussy

/thread

suddenly applying pressure to an object

>telling a story on /b
>not typing entire story beforehand
>being this new

"im harder than a diamond"
I'm sorry to announce you that this will be massivly used by me from now on

Agreed

I'm pounding F5 harder than i beat my meat

Bumping because OP is a slow faggot

keep going keep going

...

I'm stealing this

Part V (?): Fuck this gets heated quick

> same day, head back to cabin
> pretty much everyone's there, including sisters
> as I step in, everyone just stares at me
> K looks kinda guilty
> immediately, i just get fucking bombarded with questions, innuendos etc.
> it's loud
> like really fucking loud
> I lose my shit and just storm out
> how the fuck could K do that
> I sit down and just cry
> I didn't know what to do
> One of my sisters came out and just patted me on the back before she went off somewhere
> Later, after dinner, im just chilling by myself at the cabin as the backstabbing traitor walks in
> I'm not talking to him
> he says he wants to help me get in with her
> bitfuckinglate.png
> I tell him just to get lost
> he obeys regretfully
> I went off to the dessert parlour and had a ton of ice cream to try and force myself to feel better
> some of my cousins see me and come over to talk
> I dismiss them pretty much immediately

I know this doesn't seem too relevant at this point, but I could condense this into two sentences if I wanted to. Trust me, this is kinda important and I'll explain why later.

> went to sleep that night and nobody was staying up late
> well, I was, but that was just because I was depressed as shit
> nobody was talking or anything
> eventually I passed out and dreamt not of N, but of throwing K off of the ship.

it's all yours my friend

Thank you user

I guess I don't understand why you got upset that your family found out. Were they mad because you weren't spending time with them? Or is your family part of some religious cult?

I'm not but thanks

"throwing K off of the ship"
You shoulde have fagguette

I swear if this turns into a3.50 story I'm going to be pissed

Gonna pick up a few beers, hope OP is finished by then, and the last post is not of dinosaurs and the fresh prince of bel air

how can i become a fast runner?

You fucking run, m8

BUMP MORE

ty

It's very easy to embarrass your self and then become a jaded old fuck like me and still think about that 10 or 15 years down the road. DON'T FUCK THIS UP. I'm rooting for you kiddo.

bump i need to hear user's tale

bump imma go fap and come back

Ffs hurry up, now I'm attached to this shit

Im confused. Why are your family all shouting at you? Who cares if they know you got some puss? Wouldn't they be proud of your pussy slaying?

Hurry the fuck up. I'm curious and want closure.

Op is actually Mormon

Come on, op

Shit my internet went down for a few mins
I thought i wasn't going to get it back

Also underage b&

probaaly just interagating him

Nvm, read 8 years as 8 weeks

>8 years ago
>15 in story
Are you fucking retarded

This has got to be one of the most obviously fake stories ive ever read on this board. Fuck people are stupid, how could anybody believe this shit for a second. If I had to put a number on it, I'd say that their is about a 0.09% chance that this story is real.

Get some cold ones for me and the boys

Shhhhhhhhhh....it's okay. Tell us who hurt you.

Everyone's just waiting for the door to open though

When you go see a movie do you watch it because it's real or because it has an iteresting story you fagguette?

You dumbfucks hurt my brain. That's all.

here is your free (you)

I agree if anything n turns out to be a transexual

He saw her naked though... That was my suspicion before...,

This is an interesting story? You must find the story in porno's extremely interesting then, because this is even lower quality.

Thats liteally all this story is by the way. Just some idiotic sexual fantasy

That would be hella sad

I want this to happen so badly
Dear fuck
>OP got blowed by a tranny on a cruise ship
>the worst part?
>he fell madly in love with him

hurry the fuck up nigger.

...i can only get so hard.

What are you
A 5th grader?
"haha lol shit story even worse than porn"

He said she took off her shirt and his underwear. She could still be tucking something g down there...

That would be legendary