First Socialist President Here

Hi all, I plan on becoming the first Socialist President of the United States in 2040. AMA

How do you get sperm out of your collar?

What's the difference between socialism & Communism?

What's the difference between your socialist supporters & your openly Communist supporters?

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Socialism isn't corrupt

Non-communist socialists generally believe in private property, and would just prefer the market was made up of cooperatives instead of corporations. Communists don't believe in private property, and would prefer if the market was entirely publicly owned in the commons.

LOL

Making fun of people who want change is exactly what Wall Street wants

How will you allocate resources without price information?

If you're really Bernie make a tweet that uses the word uncanny.

Next question if you actually win are you afraid of Israel assassinating you?

That's my standard question in any AMA. Fuck off, shill.

Did Stalin do nothing wrong?

hmmmm

OP said 2040
Bernie will be a dry husk in 2040

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LOL

SOUTH AMERICA WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A WORD.


we need to take you Marxists out in the street and shoot you. Your ideology is a blight on mankind.

>Socialist President

Socialists are dictators, not presidents.

What religion are you?

He already said: socialist

Why are you beating Zionald in all polling in May 2016?

why don't you fuck off back to leeddit?

OP's age calculator.

>Minimum age for President is 35.

2040 - 35 = 2005

OP is at least 11 years old.

However, elections are every 4 years, so he could be older, but caught within age/year constraints.

>2016
>2020
>2024
>2028
>2032
>2036
>2040

The oldest OP could be, but still not be able to run for 2036 would be: turning 35 in December 2036. Four extra years to the earlier statement of 11. This makes OP 15.

An average age, for these pseudo-intellectual young Socialists. That's when I went through my know it all Marxist phase too.

But still

>18+

15 year olds aren't allowed on Sup Forums.

I'm thinking his name might have a berg or stein on it.

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>implying sanders won't be dead by 2040

I'm Catholic. If you all cared about one another and didn't want a violent revolution, you'd have supported Bernie. Oh well. I guess I'll change this country for the better

Please answer the difficult questions.

Are you a bi-product of America obsessed with black cock, or are you simply advocating the colored cock to a new audience?

You won't even make it to 2020, pinko faggot.

This picture is my response when someone asks "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"

His finger sticking through the bullet hole is glorious.

Regulate capitalism to benefit society. Not let rampant corruption through Wall Street

Now I get it's Sarcasm. good one

What's sarcastic about trying to benefit the people which build this economy?

Doge the question and even talk like a real politician. Good for you.

I try.

Israel is not our problem. If they assassinate me I go down as a martyr.

So I assume you also plan on having complete control of the entire state and living forever?

Stalin beat hitler and brought Russia into a Superpower. What did he do wrong?

Democratic socialism. Not communism.

I'm 21

Haven't been to Reddit since 2012

>Haven't been to Reddit since 2012

you're still came her from Reddit plus you're a newfag. Go back you absolute faggot.

Maybe market socialism?
Or something like CyberSyn?

Give me a good question, come on.

> you're still came her from

you still came here from

That's....that's a lot more depressing. I can understand a dumb kid, but you're a mentally disable adult. I hope you find a peaceful life.

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I was hoping for more (you)s, on my amazing fagrensic-science.

Can you give me free shit and special treatment?

You don't know how much better life could be.

Fuck you, I thought you were going to give us free shit and stop people who make lots of money from making lots of money.

Underrated

>pogroms
>Holodomor
>Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact
>Winter War
>Siberian gulags
>everything the KGB did
>Trotsky
>"it is your duty to rape German women"
>"not one step back"
>not attacking Japan until the very end
>stealing atom bomb secrets from the US while allied with the US
>stealing B-29s to make Bears
>executing or starving German POWs to death