I'm a hugless kissless 26 year old virgin

i'm a hugless kissless 26 year old virgin.

if this post gets 50 responses, i'll show my freak face.

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Tits or GTFO

Do it.

Do it fag

OP almost certainly will not deliver

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Do it

do it

Bootin

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>You know strip clubs exist right?

yup yup

32yo wizard here.
Who's the bitch now, OP

what's your point
hey i've been told i'm uglier than shrek before

>daily reminder shrek got to hug a girl and i never will

Yep ,I'd also like to fuck that underage pussy.

youtube.com/results?search_query=caldo de posho

:)

>pic related

Op is not a girl you retard

I bet you look good :)

go

This

can i touch your willy

For the whopping sum of between $300-$1k, you can totally reverse some if not ALL of that and not have to shitpost on Sup Forums about your pathetic life.

Roll

lmao how tf can you be hugless when you r 26? just show us

do we want this

Lets see that freak face faggot

OP it may seem bad, but at least you haven't been heart broken, used, treated like shit, etc. by girls.
Feelsbadman. They say it's to better have love and lost than never at all. That's fucking bullshit.

i want your face shown so i'm replying to this thread
thank you and have a nice day

i need to see it

I'll bite

show it

lol

dont care if its b8

nigga how ugly is you

Nice bait

Bump tho

Fuck off nigger

nanachat.io/14zx

wheres The Pokemon MISTY?

For science.

Contributing

What are you rolling for you retard?

b8

> be me almost 5 years to wizard but not kissless or hugless.
>Have gotten in bed with a grill and tried to woe her but left me blue.
> massage her and kissed her up only to tell me she'll gift me her pussy on b day.
> put her on uber home doesnt call or respond to text until few days before b day saying her grand told her she shouldny see people for religious reason.
> im too upset because it was more than just sex and she only wanted validation and i knew she wasnt gonna give the goods so i stawped tolking to her
Pic related

>hugless

Jesus Christ, user. I'm sorry to hear that. You should try branching out and join some activities and meet some new people. Even if you don't end up doing anything serious, hugs are essential.

do it

If you're really ugly, you can at least avoid all that emotional drama woman sometimes come with

Maybe he wants some man tits

Contributing

How does it feel to know I've fucked all the girls you've jerked off to and that I could snap your neck like a pencil?

>50 Replies

Disgusting nigger

+1

50

DO IT

50 posts, shame this shit had to be 50

lmfao ur not missing much imho tbh fammmmmily

oh man take it easy, my dick is cheesy

>hugless
>kissless
Literally how, you can look like absolute shit and get these.

Deliver nigger

Take this

50 !

Do it you filth

DELIVER wanna see how ugly can u be

These threads are bullshit. Ive met absolute mongoloids who managed to get laid.

Misty?

This must be overwhelming for OP

Not really. I'm not even ugly, I'd say pretty average, but I'm socially awkward as fuck so I had my first kiss at 21 which was just pure luck. That was 4 years ago and haven't had a kiss since.

I'm 13 but i don't mind a little bit of action going on in my childhood
・ω・

wtf

Oh god

MOOOOODDDDDDSSS

When did everyone become racsist.

come on then

shitty bait

Fucks sake. Can none of you use fucking google?! Jesus. Newfags everywhere.

Bait.

We fell for the bait.Fuck you OP.You faggot

losing bet
>implying you'd want to
illegal in america
idk but i am
k
i can't argue against it because i have no frame of reference to compare it to
pretty damn ugly
yeah i remember one time in 6th grade there was a program that said people need at least a hug a day to retain their sanity

guess who never had a chance at being sane KEK
i guess there's that
bad

it was just a picture he added to his post, he never mentioned anything relating to the pic

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Oh, it's just you. Ok, nvm

you posted this earlier
fuck that was anticlimactic

>illegal in america

Dude, they're strippers. They dont give a fuck. Since its your first female contact ever, they'll probably even cut you a deal.

How has this never occured to you? Do you seriously never leave the basement?

honestly youre not ugly at all, i'll give you a solid 6/10, you just dont have much confidence

i have autism

Op today

like, "screaming randomly in the middle of a conversation autism" or "socially awkward autism?"

Hi /fa/

You're cute! I'd hug ya. I'm gonna guess your self confidence is what keeps you from going for girls/guys/what ever floats your goat

I've seen your around here before.

Reason why you are a virgin :
-You're chubby,
-Your moth is probably rotten (brush twice daily, floss every night and scrape your tongue with OraBrush after every meal)
-You probably smell like shit, practice good hygiene.
-Stop fapping all the time, have some confidence and smile.
-Visit a dentist and after the work that's done require a whitening (make sure the teeth you want to whiten are natural, not stained by a disease/meds and not chipped)
-Your personality is probably a no-go. Cannot really change that but make sure you're aware of the fucked up things you do and correct them
-Stop hanging on 4chins all the time, get a job and have a gym subscription.
-Lack of confidence.Practice confidence boosting techniques
-You probably smell bad. Again.Buy a manly, yet soft perfume and a nice deodorant.
-Your haircut screams pedo and creep. Change that.

Remember that you're not ugly and this reason (believing you're ugly) is NOT the reason you're a virgin nor is your dick size.

>KEK'd

Embrace the autism in you

fucking christ

Literally

Femanon here, id suck your cock so hard your sack would be deflated.

30yo Kissless virgin here you are smalltime

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>Your moth is probably rotten
>Your moth
>Moth

Nah it's just raining here, no mist yet