/heem/ joanna jedrzejczyk edition

UFC 208 this Saturday only on PPV 10 PM EST

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mmafighting.com/2017/2/7/14400736/jacare-souza-expects-yoel-romero-rematch-ufc-208-michael-bisping-is-running
mmafighting.com/2017/2/7/14513340/curtis-blaydes-wants-francis-ngannou-rematch-in-the-future
youtube.com/watch?v=NaF0TUvWEk0
bjpenn.com/glory-ws-news/badr-hari/breaking-badr-hair-sentenced-2-years-prison/
en.as.com/en/2017/02/07/football/1486479222_011278.html
youtube.com/watch?v=LygDEzLi91Y
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what does heem mean

Handsome
Elite
Erect
Muscular AusGODS

Hilariously effeminate english male

Heem
Everyone
Even
Myself

I approve this edition.

UFC 208 a shit, WMMA a shit

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Hate
Everything
Encourage
Murder

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cute

Non-meme answer:
It's what the Japanese announcers used to call Alister overreem in the pride days

>mfw Y. Rodriguez thinks he can take mcgregor, kz, choi, cub, or aldo

Francis Ngannou HW champ by end of the year

delet this

I bet you bet on BJ Penn to win lololol

Wow you really went out on a limb with that prediction

what else you got?

he could beat choi. choi is not elite

Doubt it, Cain will probably get next title shot after JDS and stall it out because he can't stay healthy

Romero MW champ by end of the summer :)

I would like to see it

but too bad Yair wouldn't do it cause he's a pussy who has to suck himself dry to make 145 and beat up old retired manlets

I doubt he could. Choi has good boxing and boxing wins over memekicks any day.

He never asked to fight Penn ya moron.

Lol his "good boxing" couldn't even beat Cubs shitty boxing

>Doo Ho Choi fans still exist
>Even after Cub put a severe beating on him

4 lesbian weight classes, it's bad enough with 2 now we have 3 and they want 4!

>You're at the bar watching UFC 208 Holm vs de Randamie and this guy grabs your crotch and says 'get in my guard ;^)'

what do?

God Rogan must be literally the p4p worst person someone can trip with

I would love to spike his beer and watch him melt and trip while I laugh

no thats redban

I would feel safe with rogan

plus he probably has a ton of cool shit in his house to fuck around with

>giving up on your boy/girl after 1 loss
if you do this you were never a fan to begin with

DId they decide who is next for Ngannou? There is only Overeem and Cain left, he has better chance against Overeem, healthy sea-level Cain is unbeatable.

>Why is the UFC adding more wymyn weight classes? Don't they know I only watch HW fights?

>healthy sea-level Cain is unbeatable
let the meme die

I was never on the Choi bandwagon.

Healthy sea-level Cain will never exist again. Overeem's booked against Hunt anyways.

No. he has technical striking but doesnt exploit angles, move his head, or follow/mix up his combinations enough

cain needs to retire

I dont know who redban is but I can already vision him spamming his profound bullshit philosophies while I am trying to come up

Plus he talks waaaay too fucking much

Upcoming events:

2/10: LFA 3 - Spann vs Giles
2/11: UFC 208 - Holm vs De Randamie
2/17: LFA 4 - Aguilar vs Jackson
2/18: M-1 Challenge 74 - Yusupov vs Puetz
2/18: Bellator 172 - Mitrione vs Emelianenko
2/19: UFC FN 105 - Browne vs Lewis
2/24: Glory 38 - Vakhitov vs Cavalari
2/24: Bellator 173 - McGeary vs Fields
2/24: LFA 5 - Edwards vs Townsend
2/25: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan
3/3: Bellator 174 - Coenen vs Budd
3/4: UFC 209 - Woodley vs Thompson 2
3/5: EBI 11 - The Welterweights
3/11: UFC FN 106 - Gastelum vs Belfort
3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt
3/18: UFC FN 107 - Manuwa vs Anderson

Previous thread: News:

>Werdum-Rothwell set for UFC 211
mmajunkie.com/2017/02/report-fabricio-werdum-ben-rothwell-will-join-champ-stipe-miocic-vs-junior-dos-santos-at-ufc-211

>Jacare expects Romero rematch after UFC 208 because he knows Bisping will duck both of them
mmafighting.com/2017/2/7/14400736/jacare-souza-expects-yoel-romero-rematch-ufc-208-michael-bisping-is-running

>Blaydes wants Ngannou rematch in future
mmafighting.com/2017/2/7/14513340/curtis-blaydes-wants-francis-ngannou-rematch-in-the-future

>UFC 205: Khabib Nurmagomedov octagon interview
youtube.com/watch?v=NaF0TUvWEk0

Fighters in general don't want to cut anymore.

Oh yeah I completely forgot about it, give him Lewis/Browne winner then.

lol yeah probably.

I would just kinda laugh at him and ask him to tell me more. I guess I just don't mind it as much haha.

AKA needs to be dismantled

Ngannou should fight winner of JDS/Stipe

Pull the trigger on him right now

>using drugs

try mountain climbing you pussy

agree 100%

literally everyone who goes there gets injured

bjpenn.com/glory-ws-news/badr-hari/breaking-badr-hair-sentenced-2-years-prison/

stop spamming this

>I'm so contrarian I enjoy the lack of competition and finishing capability of women

But he is still the best HW overall and he isn't old anyway.

i'm not spamming anything, the post changes every time I post it

Being /r9k/ is actually the contrarian side here pal.

Is the guy who showed me how to filter the scat spammer on? How do I filter the OP guy who posts heem webms?

it's sad that your main source of pleasure in life is shitting up discussion and annoying people on here
the world would be a better place without you, please do everyone you know a favor and end your life

>filtering anyone besides scatsperg
wew you lookin for a safespace buddy

Close your eyes

women's 145 is a joke

You're triggering me.

Because we need to be reminded every thread of events such us ACB 53 that happens over a month ahead

en.as.com/en/2017/02/07/football/1486479222_011278.html

>wins the fight
>wins the war

Women's 145 is awesome

can't fight on the backfoot either

Schaub is a role model to a lot of young men.he deserves your respect.

you do, you would forget about them otherwise
/heem/ hardly ever watches anything except ufc if i'm not here posting my list

the event list is needlessly long

I like Meegan desu lad, wonder if she's gonna be at 208

he's a role model lots of kids with severe brain injury

>women
that's the entire joke

what's your maximum bench press?

>Megan Anderson

Another overrated Invicta product. She should stay there until she learns about headmoomen

>women that's the entire joke

head movement?

Who is the best fighter in the world NOT signed to the UFC?

Which female fighter has the best head movement?

Rothwell, Barnett

why is emil meek not in this commercial

youtube.com/watch?v=LygDEzLi91Y

>>>women
>that's the entire joke

he is such a piece of shit always has been, i dunno what it is about kickboxing and arab scum that flock to it

426 x 6

tbf there are female comedians less predictable and funnier than you two

yeah but many of them go on to win championships and such.

DUDE HEAD MOVEMENT LMAO

Can't say I'm surprised. Guy is a nutcase.

its an old charge, dutch society just doesnt want to see badr succeed

rothwell is fighting werdum
barnett would be good, he would be Ngannou's toughest possible matchup (except Cain), because he has the best ability to drag Ngannou out of his comfort zone and grind him down while threatening with submissions

In 145 all she's gonna need is being a real 145er, unless Cyborg ever comes back which I doubt. More wmma heems will be nice, those are always hilarious

Nah, being a white knight in shining non-fitting armor is, kid

jesus

arlovski was so reckless

>rothwell is fighting werdum
Damn, that when did that happen?

well whatever, if Barnett is still around that'd be alright.

>In 145 all she's gonna need is being a real 145er

Just like that guy who just got knocked out this weekend despite having a 50 lbs advantage? Listen man, if all you do is block punches with your head and rely on brute strength, you're getting knocked out.

Do you idiots even pay attention to fighting? Barnett got popped over a month ago

>when did that happen?
you should read the news bud

90% /heem/ 196ers

Except women 145 is pretty much a freakshow with anybody willing to compete being allowed in. Most of the women she is gonna face are gonna have shitty technique too

quick

>wake up at noon
>browse r/mma for 2 hours
>plays some xbox while drinking mountain dew
>put together a 500 word article about an MMA fighter with no reliable sources
>gossip on twitter
>play more xbox
>downvote people who disagree with you on reddit
>get drunk and high and go to sleep

congratulations you are now an MMA journalist

Thats minimum 5 hours away

She loses to both Holly and GDR handily.

oh it's 20 minutes from coral springs i thought you were him

it's 2 hours from me

Kelvin Gastelum V Nick Diaz middleweight at 211 just confirmed on Danas twitter!!

fuck u goof

Faggot

I'd like to do this also