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What happened?
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Too much bacon.
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Well, I'm sorry to hear that
>ayako fujitani
fuckin weaboo
>Possibly Snatched
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Dalai Lama made him a god
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too many birthdays
I have no clue how Seagall created this angel.
She doesn't even look half-Japanese, but full Japanese. Is she even his daughter?
DEY
seagalposting is memekino
me want de punani
>ex CIA operator
>fluent in 9 languages
>IQ 188
>Serbian citizenship
>Italian-American heritage
>Born and grew in Brooklyn, NYC
>Honorary Russian
>black belt in Aikido
>honorary black belt in Karate
>honorary black belt in Shibari
>Japanese heritage
>fought against Yakuza members
>Katana expert
>expert in Wines
>Counter Terrorism expert
>International sex symbol
>Mongolian heritage
>Blues musician
>BFF with machoman Putin
>Putin is ex KGB hitman
>Russian heritage
>Part-Time reserve Sheriff Deputy
>Trains security guards
>Trains Russian Special Forces
>Trains UFC fighters
>Buddhist god
>raised by black blues musicians in New Orleans
>Has his own energy drink
>Better shooter than Jerry Miculek
>Grew his hair back
is there anything this madman cant do?
Guys, can we please stop with the Seagal threads today? It's my birthday and I'm a bit scared, you know?
Wait! I'll post some Seagal repellent .
>80s Kelly Le Brock
fags better google that before joking on based Steven
>honorary black belt in Shibari
Kek.
>is there anything this madman cant do?
Good movie.
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Can we talk about the Venom Seagal saga?
This literally isn't him in this scene. Just some fat guy they put a fake beard on.
All of my keks. That really isn't him.
he was abused as a child
whcih one of his daughters would you have sex with?
Two steps and he's winded. Operator tier.
Ironic they have bigger eyes than him.
He is like 64 and he looks ok that for that age. A little plushy but still ok, i have seen worse.
does an immovable object need to move?
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dey thook her...
>Seagal got with this
Jesus Christ, I want him to teach me his ways.
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Wow she was hot, asian-white women seems to sum up to 1+1=3. Remember Lexa Doig :D and now we got Melissa O'Neill from Dark Matter (i think).
>birthday snatcher
>richie finder
>punani smasher
>She doesn't even look half-Japanese, but full Japanese.
She's a pretty girl but is clearly not a purebred gook.