Hi, I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, "Big Hoss...

Hi, I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, "Big Hoss." Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.

How much will you give me for this club poutine.

Your show sucks

Best i can do is five bucks.

got this game in stock?

hey rick - do u like my hat? also, can i have friday night off?

I mean its at least 10.

I'll never understand why people like this show. Someone comes in with something worth $500,000 and one of those guys is just like "Best I can do is $3.50. I gotta make a profit man." and then 9 times out of 10 the customer leaves.

$4.50

Put that shit back, so I can sell it overpriced.

No you shit-corn fuck.

do u like my other hat?

ok

Hi. These dubs belonged to Abraham Lincoln. What do you think I could get?

let me call my buddy, who is an expert on Lincoln and my other buddy who is an expert on dubs.

they are bringing interesting items. and sometimes it is some story behind them.

step behind dem doors....

> and check these dubs

I went to that shop when I drove through vegas. It was small and gay. I didn't buy anything.

your small and gay

>check these dubs to confirm the above

Checked

I'm small and gay.

...

Small + gay confirmed

Well I came down to t he pawn shop today to see if they would be interested in buying my telescope so I can get laid tonight.
The lowest I'll take is $3.50