hey how do i get rid of cum, sweat and dirt stains off my chair?
Hey how do i get rid of cum, sweat and dirt stains off my chair?
Start with a fire hose enema
Buy a new chair
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i have, i want to sell this one
>i want to sell this one
I'm interested.
What does it smell like?
disdain and failed aspirations
why would there be cum stains on your chair you degenerate son of a pig?
one of those carpet cleaners should do it
if your in the states you can go to wal mart and buy this spray on foam for upolstry and carpets
ok, brb
spray paint it op. it will be worth more money
Mix together some Ammonia and Bleach, It'll take the stains right out
But a new chair, you cheap slob.
buy real chair like me
no i mean a powered carpet cleaner that uses the water and cleaner and vacuum
like a steam cleaner too
>cum, sweat and dirt
they say it's the key to success in life
do u think im made of money or something?
i know what ur talking about but i got something cheaper
cum stains still lingering after third application
should i go further?
The question is: how the fuck do you get cum stains on a chair you're sitting on?
???
buy a new chair you fucking degenerate
wow ur a beacon of inspiration
anyway, what do you guys think of my new chair?
dumb nigger wrong stuff
stfu bitch
it's a fkn cleaning agent and it attacked my cum just fine
r8 my chair
>cum on hands
>wipe hands on chair
>???
Fire.
>no arms
0/10 are you even trying?
i think the right question is, how does one NOT get cum stains on their chair?
how to fuck do you cum on your chair
well i do it by laying a towel down on the chair, but that's mainly because when im sitting around at home im naked and the chair is leather, keeping the stains off is just a nice perk.
>climax
>contemplate life
>cry a little
>start watching sport
>cum drips everywhere
It's simple, really.
ty sensei