Hey how do i get rid of cum, sweat and dirt stains off my chair?

hey how do i get rid of cum, sweat and dirt stains off my chair?

Start with a fire hose enema

Buy a new chair

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i have, i want to sell this one

>i want to sell this one
I'm interested.
What does it smell like?

disdain and failed aspirations

why would there be cum stains on your chair you degenerate son of a pig?

one of those carpet cleaners should do it

if your in the states you can go to wal mart and buy this spray on foam for upolstry and carpets

ok, brb

spray paint it op. it will be worth more money

Mix together some Ammonia and Bleach, It'll take the stains right out

But a new chair, you cheap slob.

buy real chair like me

no i mean a powered carpet cleaner that uses the water and cleaner and vacuum

like a steam cleaner too

>cum, sweat and dirt

they say it's the key to success in life

do u think im made of money or something?

i know what ur talking about but i got something cheaper

cum stains still lingering after third application

should i go further?

The question is: how the fuck do you get cum stains on a chair you're sitting on?

???

buy a new chair you fucking degenerate

wow ur a beacon of inspiration

anyway, what do you guys think of my new chair?

dumb nigger wrong stuff

stfu bitch
it's a fkn cleaning agent and it attacked my cum just fine

r8 my chair

>cum on hands
>wipe hands on chair
>???

Fire.

>no arms
0/10 are you even trying?

i think the right question is, how does one NOT get cum stains on their chair?

how to fuck do you cum on your chair

well i do it by laying a towel down on the chair, but that's mainly because when im sitting around at home im naked and the chair is leather, keeping the stains off is just a nice perk.

>climax
>contemplate life
>cry a little
>start watching sport
>cum drips everywhere

It's simple, really.

ty sensei