Any femnons and good traps in the eastern Massachusettes area...

Any femnons and good traps in the eastern Massachusettes area? Just seeing if anyone is open to coming over to my place and wearing this while we cuddle. Third times a charm right?

I'll be right over

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is this a meme? why do you want to cuddle with frozone so bad?

It's samus

Let's meet up

Do you have a kik or email?

do you have a samus fetish? or just a bodysuit fetish?

Digi?

Tight clothes in general

Isnt there a board for hookups already?

I saw this thread earlier. Post pics if success.

I will but that involves actually succeeding

>>/cam/

You should maybe go to either /cam/ or maybe even Sup Forums.

I'm extremely unsure. It's a slow board

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I think that this plan is unlikely to work on any board lol.

You think any reasonable girl would be willing to go to a stranger's house, put on a tight outfit, and cuddle with some weirdo from Sup Forums?

You should probably try to find a girl first, through dating or other normal methods, and then ask her to do the suit thing. Not the other way around

Well it's Sup Forums. We aren't exactly rapists. We're just desperate.

Oh god I really need to stop coming to this board. I am mostly normal. This is some serial killer shit

idk dude this post comes off as pretty rapey / serial killerish to me

Have you given up on normal dating? Or are you doing this in addition to other things?

Op here. I've completely given up on dating.

Nah. But Sup Forums aren't killers. Remember Steve "Stevie Steve" Stephens. We all hated him.

Why? And how old are you? Who hurt you user?

20, thin 5'5 hugless virgin

Any femanons around Boston wanna come over and just have some regular sex without having to wear a weird costume?

What happens if it doesn't fit?

kek.

>grill comes over
>puts on suit
>doesn't fit
>op gets angry
>op kills grill
>op forces grill into suit
>partyime.png

>partytime.png

Fuck My Sides

Then we'll skip the suit and just cuddle

Bump

You got a tinder? Take an ugly girl out on a date. It'll boost your confidence and make hot ones seem more approachable