Why is a 25 year old man living with Bruce Wayne/Batman?

Why is a 25 year old man living with Bruce Wayne/Batman?

This is some gay fantasy shit right here.

I looked like that when I was 14

AND I BID FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS

>This is some gay fantasy shit right here.

their costumes have nipples, what more do you need

So, he's actually bidding Batman's money. Strange nobody noticed this glaring plot hole.

Is that Aaron Paul?

Did he even have a day job? Might as well stay in the mansion with a hundred rooms with people you consider family

Why wouldn't he? It's either that or share a flat with some unsanitary losers in a bad part of town

Chris O' Donnell, for shame Aaron Paul isn't even 1/8 as hot.

Oh fuck I totally forgot about the fag Batman movies

One day OP, when you leave your mother's basement and pay rent and cook your own meals, you too willl wish you could live with Bruce Wayne

The one where Bane breaks Batman bareback

Comic books were traditionally written for actual children, not manchildren who knitpick and apply the standards of realism to every single popcorn movie.

Looks like the same nigga to me.

I don't know why, but I can never tell if a man is attractive or not. I could have sworn Aaron Paul was pretty good looking... Oh well, it's not like I give a fuck.

>implying you wouldn't leave mom's basement to hang out 24/7 with a billionaire who likes to dress up in a cape and use his cool toys to run headlong into danger

if that's gay then crown me the belle of the ball, bitches

>Looks like the same nigga to me.

Of course it does, you have faceblindness

The real question is did Batgirl have strategic openings on her batsuit that allowed for spitroasting her

You mean all of them?

Was Batman his sugar daddy?

What the fuck happened? Were those 90s capeshit movies so watched by people over 20 like they are today?

I'm not even gay, but I once blew a guy at a halloween party who had this exact Robin costume on. It's a great & sexy design.

even the nipples?

>make costumes for a living
>two guys come in
>want plated armor costume
>request bulging muscles and nipples on the armor

I just figured it was for gay porn

Bruce likes having twinks around to buttslam if the mood takes him

Because Batman has all the billion dollars worth of equipment at his place for when they both fight crime. What a shitty thread.

>I once blew a guy
>I'm not even gay

this

Clooney openly admitted that he played his Batman as a gay guy

Why is everyone so obsessed over homoeroticism? It's only gay if you make it so.

Or I'm just not a faggot.

this

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They were most watched by families, and moms and dads weren't big comic book fans. In fact, they were completely ignorant of comic books beyond a few big name superheroes.

A lot of gen xers and millenials forgot to grow up.

Can cofirm, I was the guy in the Robin suit.

>their costumes have nipples, what more do you need
Pants

Congratulations OP you finally realized that Batman and Robin are gay

what is with cape faggots and their heroes wearing underwear over the costumes?

Solomon Grundy want pants too