I ate cuddlefish

I ate cuddlefish

Enjoy it cuddling your insides and your imminent upset stomach and probable diarrhea.

It was spicy and fishy

Cuddle this DICC, gayboi.

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does it spicy?

No

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o-ok

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Get sucking

wem

can I cuddle it while sucking?

Hello

Ya that will b fine.

what up boiiiiiiiiiiii

truck yeah bb gurl

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[LOUD NOISES]

Nothing much

who are you

thats cute. Is that new?

THE ONE
THE ONLY
DANGER CAAAAT

Nope

who's that?
nice to meet you

is that one new?

Yep that one is.

nah I'm an old poster we've met many times before

Ur a gurl.

and then there is my favorite!!!!!!

oh. I apologize. I just don't recognize your name.

I posted that one just for you

I am now actually...

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thanks :3c

Gross, git away from me!

o-oh....

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Is dat the soudn u make wen some1 hump ur BUTT?!

I meow and sometimes make other cat sounds to enhance the yiffing.

Soft wems ᶦᶰᵗᵉᶰˢᶦᶠʸ

i have like 800 names its chill
the quality of the content of my posts is irrelevant to how well you know me

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I only give intense wems

o i c
so what's crackalackin, Brometheus?

Oh god it burns!

life sux but this weed makes it all better
smoking girl scout cookies out of a perc it's amazing

A good boi you are.

stooooooooooooooooooop

I like thin mints and somoas or whatever it's spelled.

good GIRL

Never had either. y'all probably got areally different assortment of stuff that isn't like most popular type stuff like OG or girl scouts cause I'm in canada

If ur a girl, then no bepis for you.
Gross, ew girl, ew wem, ew U.

I already stopped but it's too late. Give me more self control.

ohhh. Idk what canuk girl scouts have to offer for cookies. Ours are really good here.

b-but I am still wem.

Fuck you! cootlefoosh are perfect. I'm a grumpus now.

NO

drink more of that good corn liquor so you cant make hard benis

i used to feed their bones to my birds

wait are we talking about marijuana or baked goods becuase I've been talkinga bout marijuana

I'm reallyfuckin baked rightnowI'm sorry and also my keyboard is on its last legs so good luck reading my sentenceslylyl

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;~;

I've been talking about baked goods. I am a pure child and I doughnut partake in the consumption of The Devils Lettuce.
Your sentences are just fine doughnut worry lad.

Corn liquor?

2 bad

But why?

i likecookies too

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liquor distilled from corn. get with the program yo.

3 bad?

because I am a badass mother fucker who doesn't give a shit about anything but myself

I like big sot ones with lots of chocolate chips.

choccy chips suc :c
I like ones with gimger and cimanim:3 I make them the best super good everyone likes them ~

U bad, hehe!

Just don't hurt my water lizards.

I don't think we have that here.
Does it have to be corn? I have half a bottle of scotch whiskey.

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well fuck you too. chocolate chips are bad? why?!
I do like ginger and cinnamon too.

punish me senpai

I've eaten frog before.

corn liquor is the best. oherwise you can use potato, rice, wheat, other things. but corn is best.

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i just dun like choccy chips... im sorry...

but whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhy

Ill punish you, ill punish you real good like. Bend over.

New rick and morty sucked ass

idk i just not a big chocolate eater... its too rich for me, makes me feel ill if I have a lot

Can't drink during the week anyway.

no spoilies please

*bends over

i cri

hmmm. well fine then. if it makes you sick then I guess that's an ok excuse.

oh gay :c

Plebbitor detected.

Good boi.

What's wrong with gay?

i like it sometimes... especially at my time of the month but um aside from that it just overwhelms my mouth... I;m very sensitive

did I do good dad?

it's a bad gay

:c I am sorry. I should make some cookies today.

The promo teaser was basically the whole episode, nothing even happens. 90% of the episode is talking.

cookies are always a good idea.
I'm also partial to spontaneous late night cakes. My auntie and I started doing that when I lived with her nad it was wonderful.

gross. I'm waiting til the whle season is done then watching it all in one go. TRying so hard to avoid the spoilies >.

I'm not kidding it was like a bleach filler episode. I wish it'd get back to the fuckin story from the previous season.

What's so good about corn liquor anyway?

I will make some buttery as fuck chocolate chips. Sorry, but I like choco chip cooks

makes you really dizzy

That's alright, I'm not having any anyway.

I would make you a special batch with like...something else in them. maybe walnuts?

That would be lovelyful

How about

Deez nuts

Kitty, just toom a 5 hour nap, now sleep is all messed up.

I remember the last time I got dizzy from drinking. I had just drank a bunch of beers. Then I found the whiskey bottle that had a quarter left. I downed the whole thing in about half a minute because at that point I couldn't taste anything.
I knocked a bunch of pictures off the wall while trying to find my bed.

I also have a recipe for these like super soft as dick pumpkin cookies.

hueuhehuehuehuehueehehe

baka!!!!

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wait soft as a limp dick or soft as an erect dick or soft like a dick as in it can change from soft to hard based on its level of excitement?

last time I mixed hard liquor with beer I had a really sad tummy. I also ate and smoked a lot of marijuana and got really super dizzy ans made pukes a lot.

soft like a flaccid penis. they are like pillows of pumpkin. pillows of flaccid cock.

Oh I had a sad tummy. Just after I got in bed I threw up. I was not getting up so thankfully most of it shot over the side.
Mixing weed and alcohol is something I hate doing. Even just a little beer is too much.

Give me cookies.

What's new

I doughnut do that anymore. I am a good girl. Last time I had a sad tummy was from I can;t remember.
ok bed time~

give me pretzels. nini snarf

I'm a good boy too. That was a different time.
Nite.