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ban bread knives

absolutely HATE the usage of "knife" as a verb
IT'S "STABBED" YOU INSUFFERABLE RUNTS

Up vote this so whenever someone searches "reddit" in google images they see this

The distance between Sydney, Australia and Auckland, New Zealand is the same distance between London and Moscow.

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how

>one of which he described as a large bread knife

poor fucker was only trying to slice his baguette

>be american
>get gunned

all non-/brit/ yanks on Sup Forums post like they're making fucking diary entries

queer children

*knives you*

absolutely despise reddit shit like this

Don't post me ever again.

anal is for dicklets

get knifed bro

irl pic of me

Simply cannot stand prescriptivist runts who whine about the evolution of language as if their doing so will accomplish anything

despise you if were going to be honest

>he's never been arrested

*daggers you*

Your sentence needs to evolve a full stop. Or as you might call it, a "period" (lol).

this is why i go out of my way to make the captchas as inaccurate as i can get away with

>he's never been in detention

well, I can run pretty fast

got arrested for some driving issues 4 years ago
think the police are monitoring my online activity now

Business idea: NHS sponsored motorcycles for young lads with chronic depression

hes onto us lads

*wakes up at 2AM and cums in your bum*

>beginning a sentence with a coordinating conjunction

business idea: abolish the NHS

t. Minitrue officer

that really made me sad
I thought you liked me
I like you

youtube.com/watch?v=E484qiQXxzM

do you think this is real?
My initial reaction was yea fucking right a month without food but starting to think it's legit

>click verify once there are none left

business idea: replace the NHS with universal insurance

privitise medicare

*I pretend to be asleep but I'm awake and rock hard*

FOY

>people don't use legacy captcha

fuck off
bullshit

boggles the mind doesnt it

Thought he was cute in the thumbnail but it turns out he's a weird-faced, acne ridden little runt, quite disappointed

>a month without food
You'd die.

What a great man.

this pic hurts my eyes

phoneposting from the shower again lads what am i like

La proxima vez, no nos defraudes.

you can go about a month without food i believe. You'll feel like you're dying though and you'll probably give up

gonna fap to this

does indeed

all 4 of them?

*notices and sucks on your willy*

>lefties in 1900
We must wage class struggle to ensure a decent standard of living for the working man
>lefties today
We must open the borders so Rajesh and Abdul can depress our wages further and dismantle the solvency of our social programs

we toadposting now?

only a fat cunt would care about this

*surreptitiously translates in google*
I won't

me at the top

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oh m-my... think you can get all of it down your throat?

refuse to believe this was taken in ethiopia

>no food for a month

hmmm yes very legitimate

im not near as fat as him but might try a waterfast week kinda curious
it makes sense right calories in

about to kick a couple poofs heads in lads

the state of /brit/ this thread

me in the middle

out for a spot of good old fashioned queer bashing?

opinions on my butt, lads?

americans are not allowed to reply to or view this post

might move to ethiopia

Wish we never fought in WWI

zero calories=death

The heart requires energy to pump blood around the body.

>no loose skin
Fake news

if you lost that much weight that fast you'd be flabby as fuck

>dropping 23kg in a month
>not eating anything for a month

ah yes, definitely happened and VERY healthy

Why not just commit to eating one low calorie and healthy meal a day and plenty of water lad?

I'll give it a try, sweetie
*proceeds to finger your bum and milk you*

It's a hotel, m8.

Every country has fancy places for white people to wash up.

bit gay

All yanks are queer children, and /brit/ yanks especially

he literally has a better body on the right than me

makes me reeeee

i just cba doing exercise so i guess i'm stuck between skinnyfat and ottermode forever

anime??
youtu.be/zhJs-ZqMix4

Looks exactly like the "nice" part of every other shithole. Almost funny how generically so it is.

ripe for a good fucking

i have a small bum but my gf loves it, she calls it her culito bonito

You store calories you absolute runt

This is fake though

>When I was 14 I started fucking a neighborhood girl who had Downs, she had awesome tits and a perfect ass, she never said no, did anything, it was great, all she wanted was a glass of Mello Yellow and crushed ice when we were done
>She got pregnant and her Mom decided to keep the baby, kid was born fucked up
>She told her Mom that I was fucking her, she called the police, my parents, the school and our church
I lived in a town of about 2500. so everyone knew in about a minute
>Everyone called me "the retard fucker", I had to stay home, my parents were super pissed and my pastor asked me to stay away for a while
>Judge was going to hold me over for rape and a bunch of other shit, my parents asked for a paternity test, my Dad paid for it
>Not my kid, I was denying I had fucked or even touched her
>The judge orders her Mom's boyfriend take a paternity test, he skips town, they got some of his hair from a brush, he was the father of the baby
>My parents were relieved, my Dad said he wasn't so worried about me having fucked a retard, he was more upset thinking I had been fucking a black girl
>She is still the only girl I ever fucked

>wanting g*mans and pr*ssians to have MORE direct control over continental Europe

Starve yourself.

VERY nice but I hope you use a bidet considering all the arse hair

fuck, I'm not gonna last
*cums in your mouth and on your face*

>tfw slim guy with a big bum

>labour are going to lose big time
why do these fucking idiots keep voting against their own interests? the average worker in this country WANTS a shitty life and for corporations to be unrestricted in raping them??

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brexit

Rorke?

do you work out

>stuck between skinnyfat and otter forever
>worse body than him
he looks like shit

im working class and vote tory in every election

i'm voting for labour

not falling for the tory meme again after the mess dave left us in

*licks it all up*
I like your boi cream :3

>she had awesome tits and a perfect ass

will literally never understand people who think tits and arse are the biggest factors of attractiveness.