Most perverted thing you've done, with or without a girls knowledge

Most perverted thing you've done, with or without a girls knowledge.

I used to cum in my girlfriend's hair when she was asleep.

Redneck slut i once knew had a fetish for being fucked while unconscious.
Met her at the neighborhood pool, gave her whiskey and nyquil, dragged her to the bathroom, fucked her in a shower stall, and recorded it on her phone, WITH her admission that she was consenting to it.
Weird as fuck, but i cant say i didnt enjoy it. Anyone able to top this?

I had sex with two different men on the same day.

>be me
>have a cool fun relationship with gf
>we troll eachother a lot
>we have this game we like to play where we blow up eachothers phone at innapropriate times
>get an idea
>tell my girl i'll be busy for the next few hours
>wait for my girl to attempt to blow up my phone
>afterwards tell her that her attempt was trash
>set phone to the loudest/hardest vibrate possible
>tie phone to my balls as tight as possible
>let her massage my balls while being unaware
>she was shy as fuck and a virgin at the time who wouldn't sext with me
>she literally spammed me for 5 minutes
>looking at her bikini pictures the whole time
>biggest load of my life
>untie my phone read her messages
>"had enough yet?"

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I sniffed a friends used panties several years ago. She's a smalltime actress and I like to jack it when I see her on TV

I once fucked my girlfriend to completion in a pool in her front yard. We could see her neighbors out in their yard

who was it user?

I stole my friends sisters pissy panties
She was 2 years older then us
I jacked off to those things for a month
I finally came on them and lost interest

Ellie Kendrick

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I stole multiple pairs of one of my friend's panties throughout several years, spaced out so she wouldn't notice. I've licked her used panties and I also rubbed my dick all over her pillow and stuck my dick in her drink then watched her drink it.

if i go to a house that has a good looking chick in it i will look for panties to sniff

My co worker comes over and paints with me regularly. She likes to drink and she passes out pretty hard. I usually pop her top off and beat off on her, sometimes I snap a pic or two.

>Ellie Kendrick

you fuckin wish m8, how did you get her panties i'd love to sniff her cunt

also used to get the gf to send dirty panties in the mail......express

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House party. I was visiting a friend in Cambridge.

what did they smell like? you smell the arse?

post a pic

post them user

They were white cotton panties. I smelled the gusset an it was a good slight musk. I never sniff the was of panties.

Ass*

I jerked off in a friend's drink and watched her drink it. I only let a bit of my cum in it so she wouldn't notice

i dressed up in my gf's raver clothes, put on her wig and makeup, then dropped e and acid and cranked dubstep before handcuffing my hands behind my back, and spent the next few hours fucking a pile of fun fur on the ground

go to house party , go to take piss , chick in there , says piss between her legs , get a chubby , piss all over her legs, get in shower together cuz piss, no fuck even tho huge rub down goes on..... no happy ending

that's perverted to you? jesus christ, i'm a monstrous deviant i guess

i had sex with 3 different girls on the same day
to this day ive never done a threesome fucking kill me

Was fucking this girl on and off during college. Always used to tease her about fucking her younger sister.

One day getting head from the girl and her sister walked into her room to get something. Says oh shit sorry anons. I caught her have a sneaky look at my d.

I asked her in front of her sister who was sucking the d if she'd like to finish me off. Sister number one stands up shoots me a look of 'you cheeky cunt' sister two looks at sister one with that can I? Look.

Sister two gets on knees finished me off while sister one watched on.

For about 6 months I fucked the pair of them on and off, they didn't seem to be bothered by it.

Shit was $$$

I fucked my ex gf in the ass even though she told me her stomach was aching a little bit
While we where fucking all of a sudden it got really warm
I knew what it was but I still kept going and busted a load in her ass

She got diarrhea and I basically kept it plugged while I finished
When I pulled out she shit on the bed and on my dick

I immediately ran to the shower and so did she

Good times

>pic unrelated

When I was 30 I took the virginity of my 16yo gf. All the Kleenex she used to clean up the blood and semen after we were done, I kept it and dried it out. I made a painting of a yellow vagina and glued the bloody parts all around and down the hole. Then I turned the painting sideways so it looked like a horizon or something. It was in a local gallery and the paper's art section in my city did a quick interview with me and showed that picture in color inside the section. Mfw: thousands of people have seen an underage girl's virginity blood stuck to a painting of a giant pussy, and they probably think it looks nice.

i fapped while my girlfriend was crying to my on the phone about her dog dying, i even slapped my cock on the phone a few times and she asked what the noise was multiple times :\

Thats hot af

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i get horny and make snapshat accounts and send ex gfs and chciks i think are sexy dick picks

Damn thats a good idea

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Omg, why haven't I thought of that!!
Thanks man!

Gay* idea

that's not perverted, that's sick and disgusting to the point where you need to be put in the looneybin

how can sticking it in shit seem like something a healthy person would do? what would make you believe that?

You sound gay and faggot

I didn't know she was going to actually shit faggot
It was already too late so I finished

I'm not into scat

The perverted part was I kept going

That is the most beautiful thing I've read in my entire life. I hope its real user.

also if you run short of chicks insta and the next popular chick hashtag that's trendy usually has lots of wanna be insta models who have all their social media posted snap kik ect add em up and have a fun time

i came in a female coworker's yogourt a few times and watched her eat it

Haha, am going to send some really sick shit to alot of people

It's 100% real. I changed a couple very minor details because I'm scared shitless of being found out about it. Can you fucking imagine if something like that got out?
But yeah, I swear on my mother's life it all happened.

>thinks his ass doesn't stink while he's getting pounded by his bf

When I was younger, and this is the most negatively perverted thing I've done, I snuck into my friends sister's room and groped her breasts. They were small and she was wearing like work clothes or some shit. Barely got a feel, and I think she knew, but never said anything about it.
The most fun perverted thing was fingering a girl to finish and mess her jeans up pretty good then getting a hand job with two friends feet away on the other couch, one of which was a dude very into this girl.

I did that a few times.
Almost got caught once.
Not worth it anyway.

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what happened how did u almost get caught any why not worth it ?

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Almost no one even takes the time to reply they just either block or don't care

I have better luck sending my dick to girls as me by 'accident'

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at least you know they've seen it, you never know if they liked it

mmm those jiggly tits

>be me
>ex spends the night (kinda a family friend at this point)
>showers in the morning
>jacking it to the thought of her naked in bathroom
>find her panties in there later that night
>use them to masturbate
>it was like fire and I came hard
>gave them back to her a couple days later

thumbs up i like your style

if you do it with chubby/less attractive girls and tell them you think they're cute 99% of the time they're going to feel good about themselves and enjoy looking at your cock, regardless if you get a reply or not.

Fingered and played with my younger sisters pussy while she was passed out due to meds.

>Pic unrelated

Or is it?

Nah I usually get pretty good replies when they know it's me because then it's safe to talk about it without the threat of some possible stalker rapist
Different people, different outcomes though

had to go to a shitty wedding with the gf, end up sharing hotel room with her parents. she gets tired time to go to bed i follow shortly after to sneak a quick fuck in b4 her father shows up. he shows up just as shit starts to go down, finger fuck her till he passes out drunk from the wedding, then pound on her in the same room as her dad while he is snoring in the bed next to us, room stinks of sex clean up mom shows up 10 mins after we finished and we all fell asleep basking in the sweet aroma of cheap wedding liquor and pussy

post the picture. you sure have a photo of it

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Came in this girl's Mountain Dew bottle. We used to work together

did something similar but with a packet of chips, opened it came in it then resealed it, watched her eat every chip then offer one to her mom lol

is that Trisha Hershberger

Used to go to the beach in an RV, sat on the edge of the bed looking through the blinds and fapped to any remotely sexy bikini in sight

Impregnated my cousin

I basically told my gf that the coast was clear when she was all fucked up and it wasn't lol I let her pull her pants down and piss infront of a total stranger behind a bar she has no idea she did lol

I was gangbanged at college several times. Crazy times. If my husband knew it...

Was it for money?

of course not lol

My fiance confessed to me that she was a total whore when she was younger before we met and really turned me on, love hearing her whore stories

How many guys did you do a one time?

I sometimes get stupid drunk and post my pregnant fiance's nudes and creepshots all over /b

When I was on mdma at a party I fingered a girl without realizing he boyfriend was holding her in her arms.

I raped my first gf before we were together, she went to the psych ward for a month and then shr got together with me. Borderline bitches are weird.

I fucked a girl in a hostel room while 10 people were in the room with us.

Once I took on 18 guys. It was insane. But usually, it was around 5-10 guys.

>love hearing her whore stories
tell us some, user

Got a dog to lick my girlfriends vag, she loved it

Used my vast collection of my exes pics to pretend to be a slutty web girl (insta, kik etc) fapped to all the guys drooling and commenting over her

She basically fucked herself silly from 20-24 She says she has slept with maybe 70-80 guys? She's not actually sure. She use to fuck some guy in his 60's for cash and once fucked 3 guys separately in one day, went home with a guy from a club late one night then work up then went to fuck the old guy for cash around lunch time then went over a friends place that night and he fucked her. You would never tell to look at her that she was that type of girl everyone thinks she's so conservative (which she is now) but I love that no one suspects.

Daddy issues?

Are you a cuck? I will never marry a turbo whore like that, honestly.

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

NO I was actually shocked by her past but I'm not a jealous guy but not really interested in whoring her out, we had to go long distance for 5 mths not long ago and she had only ever gone like 2 mths with out sex before so I said OK if you want to fuck while you're gone but with the though of "I'll see what I'll do" and how I feel about her when she gets back and if she does fuck someone because I couldn't stop her so I just told her to be honest with me and I was OK (not OK) with it. But she didn't she says she's not like that anymore and she's never been the lying of cheating type of girl, so when she got back and said no she hadn't then I took that as a well she's the marrying kind now.

Well, at least she will be a good fuck. Is she into creepy stuff? Anal, Ass to Mouth, BDSM...

>be me
>15yo girl with daddy issues and a libido that surpasses that of a 12yo boy
>my male friend at the time was sleeping over
>he was also 15
>we both had chugged a 200mL bottle of Robitussin that night and he was knocked out by 2am
>was asleep at the end of my bed
>I was still awake, looking through PornHub for something interesting to fuck myself to
>got bored of browsing, called it a night and turned my phone off
>see my friend passed out on my bed
>get an idea
>i lay behind him
>i reach my hands around and unzip his pants
>i fondle his dick for about 5 minutes
>he cums in his sleep
>i lick up the cum and then make out with him, depositing his fluids into his mouth
>hold his nose and mouth so he swallows
>i take off my panties and grind my cooch against his lips
>cum on his lips
>dry his face with some tissues and zip his pants up
>i pick him up and put him on the couch
>go to bed
>i wake up a few hours later to find him sniffing my laundry
>we fucked "as friends" for a bit until he got a girlfriend and switched schools
>i miss him

Let's see... I sniffed and rubbed my dick all over my housekeeping manager thong after a day of her hard work

No that's the weird thing? She had never even done anal before WTF??? Most of her sex was vanilla drunk one night stands with protection, she said she had only had sex with maybe 5 guys no condom and her first anal was with me. She hand never done anything slutty except take a lot of cock, go to a club every weekend and go home with a guy.

So, she is a boring whore. Go figure.

Had a three some with white trash and a hot chola, unexpectedly, I came over to load a bowel, trashy white skank whipped out my dick and started sucking my off, didn't stop her cause I wanted to bang her gang banger friend, eventually she joined in and did this almost once a month before class would start

Pegging bruh. Pegging.

Great fun fuck but yes. lol

When I get bored I go on omegle/chatroulette, put on some deep cut neck t-shirt or one of my girlfriend's t-shirts and I pretend to be a tranny, I have pretty full red lips and when I switch on the lamp on my night stand my 6 o'clock isn't really visible so I'm pretty passable. I have thousands of gigabytes of videos and screenshots of pervy bitches showing off their body and doing all kinds of stuff for me.

cummed in her meals and drinks for a week

I had a small one bedroom apartment and my female friend I wanted to fuck became homeless. I offered her a place to stay but she didnt want to fuck and slept on my couch for about 6 months despite me trying to get with her numerous times. After the 2nd week of her being there I decided to take my revenge out by cumming in her food since I usually did the cooking. Also came on her toothbrush multiple times as well as in her shampoo, hand lotion, and body wash. While she was at work I would cum at least once on her pillow or blankets just from her smell. I even came on her once while she was sleeping but she almost woke up. She never knew a thing and I never got to fuck her so it was worth it

Groped my best friend while she would sleep near me on out trips to other states, since we were 15 now I'm aware she must of been awake the whole time. I'm waiting to see her again to bring this up

dirty a2m with ex gf's sister.
was fucking disgusting and also why ex is ex.