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Is this the dawn of retardkino?

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>British (((Comedy)))

>oi m8 i'll give you a 'andy under the bloody table yes?

TFW NO RETARD GF

has the SJW fallout begun yet?

>Is this the dawn of retardkino
What? They are making a movie about Sup Forums?

delete this please

I'd argue this is a laudable portraya: it's funny without ridiculing or minimizing the person. It shows friends enjoying her story (active social life) and owning her sexuality. A more typical depiction would invite us to imagine her as a picked-on, marginalized, involuntary-celibate victim. This ad thwarts that expectation and I found it both funny and kind of sweet.

No doubt some idiots will be triggered by it though. I'm not going to bother checking Twitter/Tumblr

>tfw no spastic handjobs.

Why would normal people be friends with that?

why not?

No. Serious Joke Wizards have nothing against this ad.

>"My hands may have been wondering, slightly."
What did she mean by this? Why can her hands think? What were they wondering?

>europeans actually have retarded people talking about accidentally jerking off a dude in order to sell candy

lol

kek

This is a pretty good ad. It isn't condescending "feel bad for me :((" bullshit. Just genuinely good.

>Americans think maltesers are candy

This is why you lost to vietnam

>even disabled girls get chads

fuck this

it's fucking candy
not some "after tea gourmet choco-chews"

They wouldn't. This is just pushing diversity agenda for the disabled when in reality, normies look down, pity and piss on disabled people.

It's chocolate you Ameripleb

What I'm still confused about is that a company would make a candy commercial aimed completely at adults. I mean there were a few skittles ads with sexual innuendos, but they would also entertain children. If a child sees this, its only going to akward conversations, not candy purchases.

Wandering

and thats candy

Bullshit. If it were an able-bodied person people would be talking about how obnoxious and crass and unfunny it is.

Also, hate to be 'that guy', but if it were a group of blokes and one of them went "I ACCIDENTALLY WANKED THIS GIRL OFF, LADS" and the men cheered, it would have been totally decimated.

I don't think they piss on

They're overly nice in short interactions but wouldn't want to hang out with them necessariy

This is what we call inclusive.

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>normal people

It's not

Chocolate is candy. Seems like this ad target audience is spot on

>Chocolate is candy

But the joke wouldn't exist if it was an able bodied person.

They have other ads like this, I keep seeing one with a couple of nurses talking about one of them snogging some guy.

Apparently maltesers have decided this is their market.

>normies look down, pity and piss on disabled people
Isn't that pretty much what happens in the ad anyway? The story is shit and doesn't really make sense (why would it be awkward that her spasm caused her to do something sexual when they were already described as getting frisky?) yet her two 'friends' massively over-react to it.

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>I got the best mans number
sure you did

>But the joke wouldn't exist if it was an able bodied person.
Yes it could, just exchange 'spasm' with 'I slipped' or some comparable benign thing.

>we want the severely disabled demographic
Ah yes, very progressive and an untapped gold mine!

You can't "slip" long enough to give someone a handjob. The joke is intrinsically about being disabled.

>Candy, also called sweets or lolis

A spasm doesn't cause you to grab hold of someone's penis and move it up and down until he ejaculates.
This may blow your mind, but it is possible for non-disabled people to accidentally do things which may be construed as sexual.

>If the commercial were completely different it would evoke a completely different reaction.

I completely agree. What makes it "work" are the existing dynamics around the disabled, and how people are motivated to portray/perceive them. So by "bullshit" it sounds like you're in agreement, or is there some other point you're wanting to make?

The problem is more the narrative surrounding it. It has nothing to do with disabled people "claiming back" their sexuality or anything, it's just people cooing over the cute retard who can talk about handjobs.

It doesn't promote a genuinely progressive view of the disabled.

Real one

I disagree, b/c it shows a bunch of girls shooting the shit and one of them happens to have cerebral palsy or something. It's not made a big deal of, except for the punchline which reframes something that would be a challenge to live with into a funny story she tells. It's one of the great things about humor, it helps us look at awful stuff in a new light that takes some of the power out of it for a little while.

Don't know what your idea of a more genuine progressive portrayal would look like (I invite you to type it out) , but I think this one is pretty good because it's humanizing, and doesn't put her on a saintly pedestal above (or below) the others. She's included in the fun and also not being treated with special kid gloves.

You've just told me that if if it were a bunch of girls (or guys) shooting the shit and one of them didn't have cerebral palsy it wouldn't be entertaining or funny at all.

The whole appeal is "baww isn't it cute when retards try normal people things?"

lmao

I don't know what kind of Malteser ads you've had down there, but here it has always involved a couple and their preliminaries

most of us are 1/10s so these are the kinds of women we should be aiming for anyway

No. You need to spend less time on the internet, kiddo.

The joke does not exist with normal people. There is no comparable situation.

All you're showing is that you don't think of disabled people as people, probably because you're an edgy teen or something. You have no actual rebuttal to what that user wrote.

>that creature in the Dance Floor ad

So how should disabled people be portrayed in media? Just not at all? Disabled people would probably like more representation that shows them having normal lives. You paint this ad as patronizing ("it's like they're people! ") but it stands out because it is pretty mundane in content but not casting. And it would be pretty boring/forgettable if it were cast with typical actor types.

>There is no comparable situation.

"I was with a person I was attracted to and I accidentally did something that could be construed as sexual"

>So how should disabled people be portrayed in media?

Like normal people, but not so that their "normalness" as depicted is actually a a cynical attempt to appeal to cutesy sensibilities of the self-righteous.

This ad would have been vilified if it had featured able-bodied people in a comparable situation. Its sole appeal is "LOOK GUYS IT'S LIKE SHE'S REAL PEOPLE AREN'T WE NICE?".

Their disability should be legitimately incidental.

>mmmm really makes your hands think

>And it would be pretty boring/forgettable if it were cast with typical actor
That's the whole problem. Beneficial representation would be putting a disabled actor or character in a role where they have more to do than just "be disabled".

Ok, think I get your objection more fully- the gist is that her CP does set up the punch line. So you'd prefer everything stay the same in the ad, except the joke at the end is swapped out for something unrelated

I'm Maltese and I find this incredibly offensive. Fuck you guys.

Fuck your Kinnie drink my man, also
>Maltese
>White
I went 2 weeks ago and everyone looked darker than t*rks.

No, I'd prefer if we weren't hit with a wave of Buzzfeed-baiting retardsploitation, and if the disabled were actually given opportunities to do things that didn't hinge on their being pitied or looked down on.

Hey, that shit's a national treasure!
And yeah, smart locals know we're not white, we're mediterranean. And it's also really hot so we are tanned but you're full of shit, we're not darker than Turks. Our features are much more southern european.

Was it rape?

Only limp-wristed hipsters think the notion that disabled people can have a sense of humour is a shocking revelation to society at large.

I got tricked into drinking it, tasted pretty foul. Maltese people were dark compared to me, I was like casper the ghost around you guys, and I kept getting stared on the bus due to it.

Where are you from? I do agree that it's an acquired taste since it's quite bitter. I honestly don't have it often, but it's a great mixer for shit like Jaeger.

The idea of a disabled guy fingering a girl and making her cum by accident through a spasm is pretty damn funny. The reverse for just makes me horny for retard pussy.

Ditto man.
>Girl in wheelchair
>Can facefuck her violently and she can't run

I usually have a domination/corruption fetish but fucking girls with certain disabilities cranks that to 11.

I want to have a go at that redhead. Could she even enjoy sex if we got her out of the chair, and I dropped it in her?

Leave Flo alone pls

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What did they mean by this?
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She's not retarded, she's just a cripple

kek, I like it

this is too ridiculous

>I slipped and fell right on to my roommates cock
>Every time I'd try and stand up I'd slip
>Five minutes of this
>Cums in my face

We laugh about this still

Something really animalistic about pounding away at something that can't run. Like you could go full beast mode slapping the ass and legs pulling on tits. God... I think I'm gonna search for retard porn later.

wtf i love maltesers now

What an empowered woman. Such strong female role models!!!

>cripples and special needs people are getting more action than me

The funny thing is nobody in America considers "spastics" in our country as "retarded".

Only fucking stupid Brits mistake non-retards with muscular dystrophy or MS as retarded, and then need some sexual CANDY ad to foster some sort of acceptance.

I was completely ignorant to the fact people considered epileptics as some sort of fucking tardo

All this ad did was make me want a wheelchair palsy ginger gf.

lol sex joke

Fuk u

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