HEY YOU

HEY YOU
GET OVER HERE

NOW FUCK OFF

MAKE ME CHEF

IT'S

FUCKING

R A W

No

The fuck's he gonna do? Assault me in public and on film? I'll sue you.

first for jack

OIL IN!

IT'S FUCKING RANCID

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what the fugg
why does this guy aways show up in based gordon threads?

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Fuck you, chef

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WHAT IS THIS???
That's my wife, chef.
YOUR FUCKING WIFE?!
Yes chef.
AND YOU DON'T SEE ANY PROBLEM HERE!?
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LOOK AT HER, SHE'S DRIPPING WITH GREASE. I COULD USE THAT TO BASE THE FUCKING GRAVY.
I'm so-
DIS-GUSTING. AND THAT HAIR, OH MY LORD DOES SHE EVER COMB IT. I MEAN COME ON.
I'm sorry chef.
THAT DRESSING IS JUST AWFUL, WHAT A MESS. WHAT A MESS.
I'm sorry chef.
DON'T APOLOGIZE TO ME! APOLOGIZE TO THE CUSTOMER!
*Leaves and goes to customers table*
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WELL GO ON THEN
I'm sorry about my wife.
WHAT ABOUT HER?!
I'm sorry she's so ugly.
ALRIGHT, NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF MY KITCHEN RIGHT NOW.
I'm sorry chef.

THIS CHICKEN IS DRIER THAN A FUCKING STEVEN WRIGHT STAND-UP SPECIAL

Stop.

You there, big boy.

WHERE IS MY FUCKING RISOTTO?

DONKEY!

Here it is chef!

DONKEY!

?RISOTTO FUCKING MY IS WHERE

.boy big ,there You

Stop.

!chef is it Here

CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF!

oh you've GOT to be FUCKING KIDDING ME

WHO /HOT DINNER/ HERE

What is the best Hell's Kitchen season?

Seasons 1 to 8 were pretty good
Seasons 9 to 11 were meh
Seasons 12 to 15 were shit