I'm a LaVeyan Satanist, ask me anything

I'm a LaVeyan Satanist, ask me anything

fuck LaVey, im on cloud 9

Why bohemian grove? Behonestanon

Will you buy my soul

What is your favorite furniture ?

Who knows, whatever they are doing should be fine

Sanctum of the Black Sun is superior.

Nah, too busy for that

Are you a card carrying member?

Not yet, but almost

Fuck Anthony

Satan lives in me

Why are you following a ´religion´ created by a known theatricist, and decide to follow a doctrine that is just as bad as modern day Christianity?

>inb4 'hurr most modern day spiritual believes stem from satanism.
Correct, but not your bollocks theatrical branch.

So you're willing to pay the $200 fee?

So you actually believe in the creature?

have you ever met an Aquino Temple-of-Set-ian? did you have a wrist-fan bitch-slap fight?

who won?

When were you first diagnosed with autism?

It's just a way of living, user. If you like it, why not?

What's your favorite metal band?

Why do you fear God? Everyone knows how it will end

Fuck those bitches

Mayhem kek

Oh please

oooh, get a load of her! MIAAOW! *hisses*

That's it? That's all you got? Mighty thin, frien

Why do you hate Trump if all the news tells us he does is spread chaos and hate? Wouldn't he be the ultimate Satanist then?

laVey: carnival showman, played the wurlitzer organ, shaved his head

Michael Aquino: CIA

i don't fear god.

i fear this little bastard, however.

he's more dangerous.

>Not Burzum

That's not what satanism does

Proving that even Satanists can be faggots.

Is LaVeyan like Baptist or Methodist in real religion? It there non-denominational version of your mental illness?

What's it like being part out something that is nothing more than a fan club for losers made up by the moist charismatic of the losers?

Feels good enough, thanks

LaVeyan Satanism was a religion made by an atheist and he named like that only to trigger the christians.

I found the thread furniture.

I'm a LaVeyan Satanist too
Great to see more and more people onboard!

Tell the truth. The only reason you follow him is because he looks like a white Fu Manchu, right?

how do you feel about the fact that satan is pretend

Isn't this religion basically just atheism with extra steps?

That's the funniest part

It's atheism with a wicked little mustache.

Nice to meet you then, user

> psst Satan doesn't have anything to do with Satan

Why do you believe in God in this day and age?

>Correct
Shitty and super edgy oppinion detected

kek

Not at all. But it's a fact. There are modern day luciferan societies, and are very very serious about what they do. But these bunch of edgy monoloids are not at all like them.

What bands you listen most ? besides Mayhem.

>paying to be in a religion

I'm all for bottom right but now it's gone too far

Hi there, I'd like to tell you about the teachings of L. Ron Hubbard.

How's the 8th grade?

Classic.

>Spiritual believes stem from satanism
This is objectively not true almost all religions and spiritual stances are older than faggot devil worshippers

classic

double classic

Did you purchase the card?

So, what's it like being 15?

Never mind, someone already asked.

How does it feel to be an Atheist with an edgy mascot?

What do you like in a woman ?

do you drugs?

...

I embrace psychosis from when I was on adderall. Other than that, I don not take drugs any longer for I get high torturing animals and human souls.

Fuck you and your LaVeyan shit, if you don't believe in Satan stop using his name, fag.

Can you imagen the feeling if you have Alzheimer in a dream?

>LaVeyan
What you need to do if you want to sell your soul ?

Kek I remember that image.

He's waiting on a black Friday discount.

Why bother? If you truly live your live according to the teaching of satanism you'll run afoul of the law sooner or later.

Might as well just kys now and commit that ultimate sin and get it over with.

I'm not picking on you.
99% percent of Christian don't live according to their book either.

If tom cruise believes it can't be wrong.

Doesn't he just look like a smart guy.

Ever fucked a goat?

no!

Satan is me and my life and everything it includes.

I like goats..

I'm a met a girl in person and got her number, we started talking for a while. Set up a date. I go to the place at the time we had set up, and she's already there on a date with a black guy.
wat do?

Show us some fucking magic.

>I'm a LaVeyan Satanist, ask me anything
So when do you graduate 7th grade?

why be laveyan? they're the libertarians of satanists.

Whats it like to be an insecure, vapid, cunt, less useful than an edgy preteen girl?

Why LaVeyan.