Boot-camp stories!

Boot-camp stories!

Post 'em here!

I'll start:
>In bootcamp
>life is shit
>We just finished a 3 days exercise in the field
>No one slept for more that a couple of hours every night due to night patrols, guarding etc
>Food was limited
>It was mid summer (+30 degrees Celsius in the day)
> It was as pretty tough when we had thick uniforms, gear and +40 kg of stuff to carry
>Anyway we get home completely broken, everyone just wanna eat and/or sleep
>But we had to clean all of our gear because that just the way it is
>One of my roomates, lets call him Private fuckface, was fucking useless
>Decides to take a nap while we had to clean
>Fucking idiot because it would affect all of us if he didn't do his part
>So we fuck with him quite a bit, teasing him while he is trying to sleep in the corner
>Every time we would kick him or pour some water on him he would go like "fuck you, fuck off you idiot" and continue his nap being that poor shit he was
>After 15 minutes or so, one of our sergeants comes in
>"Private user, give me your canteen"
>I give my canteen to our sergeant and he proceeds to pour some water on sleeping private fuck face
>Private fuck face doesn't ever bother to open his eyes and goes like "fuck you you piece of shit i'll bash your fucking head in"
>We all freeze, everything goes completely silent
>Private fuckface opens his eyes slowly, starting right into sergeants eyes, 3 cm away from his face
>Private fuckface got to clean out felt-toilet, and the barrel containing all the shit that 40 people had produced over the last 3 days
>Last but not least it had been raining pretty heavily the night before, which meant there were some pretty large rain puddles outside.
>Our sergeant felt like it was time that he had to change the water in those puddles, so he made his sweap all the water up, pour it down the drain, only to get some fresh water from the tap and create a new puddle where the previous one were

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>We had a trouble maker call our chief a nigger and then run for the gate. We all got to stand there and watch as the gate guards wrestled him to the ground and put him in cuffs.

I heard it's getting pretty gay everywhere.

They are giving a 'Stress Pass'(?) or something to help faggots cope with the military. Shit's insane.

>Gunner in the Artillery
>On live exercise
>woken up for late night fire picket
>smoker
>light discipline enforced
>discover tent
>stick my head in to light cigarette
>have zippo
>flick
>flick
>light cigarette
>the tent is an AMMO tent
>have that Yosemite feeling

I know a couple of drill sergeants, that's not happening as far as I know. Maybe with the pogs.

>be me
>navyfag
>sitting on deck studying for bootcamp exam (ikr)
>BORED af
>inner /btard emerging subconsciously
>absent mindedly write "nigger" on the marble floor in ink pen
>realize the mistake and try to smear
>mfw when it wont come off
>mfw all 3 of my RDCs are black and i am too
>quickly move to new spot
>someone notices it after i move and a group of recruits start chuckling
>enter female RDC
>"THE FUCK IS SO FUNNY ABOUT EDUCATION"
>fucking idiot tries to cover up word with his hand on the floor
>obvious af
>"WHAT IS THAT"
>"N-n-nothing petty officer"
>moves his hand any way for her to see
>her face
>"ALRIGHT EVERYBODY UP"
>"AIR CHAIRS, GET THERE"
>In air chairs for 30 min
>people crying and begging for someone to own up
>pic related is my face the entire time

projectiles and gun powder bags are stored separately. if you were in artilery you would know that. now go on and try to impress insecure chicks in a bar with your made up army stories.

in what country was this?

>OH LEMME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS ONE TIME MY DRILL INSTRUCTOR GOT SOOOOOOOO MAD
fucking boots

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Nah. Everyone goes to the same boot camp for their respective branch of the service, and that's where the stress cards are rumored to be a thing. POGS/grunts happens after that.

>be me
>in bootcamp
>start sucking cocks as a joke
>sucking cocks during jogging drills for lols
>kind of becomes a running gag

come to the barracks with me, we'll have a fun time

Crying over air chairs? No wonder people think the Navy is full of fags.

I'm 25 and in poor health is it too late to join

I thought for at least the Army the grunts go to Fort Benning and pogs go to Fort Jackson or wherever else they have?

This. They used to actually sit on you while you were in air chair mode. God help you if you moved a millimeter

How poor is your health?

celiac disease, hypertension, high cholesterol

can you pass a PFT?

yes

my favorite time of the day during boot camp was milk and cookies time.

Your age wouldn't stop them from letting you join, but everything thing else might.

I once grabbed my DIs feminine penis

then dont be a pussy stfu about it and join already.

macaroni paintings
the sing alongs

ok

>No wonder people think the Navy is full of fags.
well, air chairs DO look pretty gay

>Running along the beach as part of a drill
>Mouth is so dry.
>Spit because it's cotton mouth
>DI sees this
>Did I give you permission to spit, faggot?
>N...no sir
>Then you had better pick that spit up and put it back in your goddamned mouth
>Y...yes sir
>Scooped up a handful of sand and put it in my mouth
>MFW

Well theres only a handful of rates these days that require a certain degree of physical fitness, the vast majority of the naval forces is science and engineering turned into some sort of vehicular warfare. Also people call us fags cause we act gay as fuck when we cum inside each other

>go to bootcamp
>start to notice i like cock
>start to let guys pound me in shower
>good times

>Marine basic.
>Footlocker games before hygiene time, taking off clothes and putting them back on because, "Wilcock wants to be slow," or "Smith thinks he can smile."
>Goddamn idiot squad leader gets upset because he can't figure out we shower every day at exactly 1745.
>DI goes into the house for a minute, idiot steps out into the highway.
>"Come on guys, get it together! I don't want to do this all night and neither do you! Quit screwing around and we can get this over with!"
>"Get back on line, fuckhead. It's only 1715, we have another half hour of this shit."
>"Hey motherfucker, I'm a squad leader! You show me respect!"
>"You're a dumbass."
>DI comes back, more footlocker games until we miraculously undress satisfactorily at 1745.

This isn't even one story. This fucking idiot recruit did this shit nearly every day.

They don't call you sea men for no reason

>bootcamp
>ask permission to take a dump
>drill sergeant yells at me his grandfather knew Nixon and he took so big shits that he could've fertilized Sudan
>decide to take a nap while taking shit
>after 15 minutes or so one of our sergeants come in looking for me
>

We had to drink a full canteen every night before going to sleep in Fort Benning. I ended up pissing myself in my sleep twice.

Under rated post.

Kek I see what you did here.

Also fuck bans

Gee, I'm so happy that YOU will be there to save the world when shit hits the fan.

Where's my usual hitler green txt

>One day in bootcamp.
>I wake up and feel a panic attack creeping up my spine without reason.
>Something is not right, not a bit.
>I'm pale and sweating like shit.
>Almost begin to cry because I never felt that shitty before.
>Corporal notices my unsteady behavior and has a blast shouting at me.

>This continues until the drill sarge enters the room because the corporal is audible in the whole block.
>Sarge is about to fall in with the shouting but then he squints and takes a sniff at the air in my corner of the room.
>He stops the corporal and asks if other people noticed the smell.
>Now he said it, I also realize a sharp odor.
>Sarge drops to his knees and looks under my bed.
>There is an open bottle of some detergent on its side with the stuff oozing out.
>Sarge grabs me by the shoulders and orders me to get the medic ASAP.
>
>The detergent had eaten through the plastic flooring and poisoned me for the whole night.
>Because we had a lot of strong smells in that room (leather care, gun oil, shitty deodorants and whatsnot), the detergent wasn't noticed until the sarge detected it.
>
>They forced me to stay in the infirmary for three whole days with lung specialists, blood tests and infusions until they were sure I was fit for duty again.
>The whole team responsible for room cleaning gets a reprimand because nobody admitted being at fault for the bottle.
>
>Almost break my ankle 2 weeks later while trail running.
>Have my drill sargeant as my shadow to look after me for the rest of my bootcamp time, as he thinks I'm a trouble magnet.

Underrated

I remember people passing out on the ruck marches. Watching them drop and smash their faces into the road is funny now but at the time I was just praying it didn't happen to me.

We paid a guy to stick his nuts in a fire ant hill. He did it, but he left in an ambulance. I never saw that guy again.

The 3 d's right

any coastie stories?

Get out here you faggot libtard.
I'm pretty fucking sure that never happened.

pic surprisingly related

I'm going for active duty after ROTC fucktard. Fuck you, fuck snowflakes and fuck everyone alike.

ex navy medic here, yea theres no way youre getting in the military

>huge pussy
>joined the marine corps
>made it through bootcamp
>quit
>drug addicted pussy

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You shut your whore seamen loving fuckhole, you are not a doctor.

>Doctors are there to diagnose, medicate and heal you
>Medic simply screw around and sometimes make you feel comfortable while you die

I can quote tv shows too

aw I cant believe he yelled at you while you were sick! He should have known.. Well at least the story had a good end and you got your hand held the rest of the time so you could become army strong. :) My son is in the Navy. His name is private whiny faggot, do you know him?

I got raped once in bootcamp

Shut up you fucking POG.