What's His Plan?

>Be A-List actor
>Have chance to swim in hot pussy every single day
>Choose to suck tranny dick
JUST.

being an immortal, vanilla probably gets boring. gotta spice things up every couple of centuries.

you're implying he cannot be swimming in pussy AND tranny dick?

I'd probably hit it

Why not?

DISGUSTING

Some people are gay. It's okay.

>Keanu
>Gay
She's a girl, bro.

>she

>she

Based Keanu honestly

holy fuck can keanu get anymore based?

is this one of those memes where we pretend she isn't hot when she actually is hot so people post saying she's hot so we can call them gay because they think she's hot?

no dick, which seems even worse

Yes.

Oh come on, user, Keanu was never A list

fucking degenerates this is a christian imageboard get the hell out of here

>she

She doesnt have a penis..

Can't I hate her being a shit actress in a shit series that cares more about pushing SJW themes than actually being good more than being a tranny?

>no dick
What's the point then?

...

Trannies are getting better and better all the time...that said, he picked a shit tier tranny.

How does that prove she doesn't have a penis?

I jerked it this scene before i knew she was a dude, am i gay?

>she

>This used to be a man

Here's one with Keanu being gay with a guy.

the scene is hot, ure ok

keanu is a based faggot leave him be