> shitty super power thread?
Shitty super power thread
> you have the ability to rearrange the price of anything you buy, so that the lowest number is always first, and the highest number being the last (excluding 0).
> you want that new car for $84,433?
> It's now $33,448
the ability to never pay sales tax
The ability to make sure every time you order a sub, it gets done right.
the ability to eat raw chicken without getting salmonella.
Ability to make cheese melt with my breath
ability to wake up 5 minutes before you are supposed to be waking up.
The ability to always have solid poos that require no wiping.
The ability to always look attractive to the same sex and ugly to the other (unless you're gay, in which case you will look attractive to the opposite sex and not your own).
How is that shitty? It's basically a license to print money
The ability to never misspell words.
damn....that's kinda cruel and unusual actually.
The ability to produce salt & pepper on demand, so that no meal will ever go poorly seasoned.
The ability to get high or come down on command without using any drugs or consequences from the high.
Bad luck to everyone around you, including friends and family.
how?
I said when purchasing, only. I suppose you could make an excellent profit flipping items.
The point is, it's only slightly convenient.
That sounds fucking incredible, bad super powers only please.
Like I'm not already enjoying my chicken sashimi
You need that ability. Now.
every woman you fantasize about turns into a fat black welfare queen
The ability to bring anyone you love / hold dear back from the dead but only for a few minutes and they re-experience death once the time is up.
The ability to samefag this hard without anyone knowing.
The ability to transform money into drugs
The ability to imagine useless abilities on the fly
You were 80% right.
The ability to have more fame and money than you could ever imagine but suffer from crippling depression
If I was 100% right it would of been my super power.
The ability to have sex with any woman over 80 years old you please.
Cuz saving 50k is "slightly convenient"
The ability to slow down time only on myself
>still can't afford it
The ability to produce 1 cent (1 pence for you uk fags) every hour of your life.
You could live forever.
the point is, it still takes effort, which is why it's inconvenient.
the ability to withstand the sun's rays but only if u apply sun screen
china.
But it comes out of your ass.
What did you just say?
kek,
I'd have an extra 2300 bucks.
The ability to make socks appear out of thin air
I'd have 227,760 fuck I'm depressed now.
The ability to not be jealous of people.
The ability to be exceptional at math and general intelligence related things, but the whole world considers you a retard and you're never taken seriously.
>Super powers.
Your jeans pockets are linked to every other jeans pockets and it changes every minutes
The ability to turn invisible but your genitals don't have the same ability.
Hey a pocket rocket!
I think your math is fucked up
Thats a pretty good one for me. So id be able to wake when im meant to not 20 minutes later
The ability to control the exact tone and duration of a fart.
The ability to talk chaotically about everytime you approach a girl.
Giving yourself more time during the day would help a lot if people with a lot of things so youd be able to look like the perfect person
Did somebody mention chaos?
Stealing the world's wallets for free cash on demand and if its not enough wait a couple.
Yeah thats a shit power
The ability to win hypothetical arguments with yourself in your head.
That's actually me though.
The ability to maintain a steady job but only if you put forth the effort to do so.
The ability to not have to work but as a result be substantially poor for your whole life.
Real estate
The ability to maintain a four hour erection, but only if you shove ghost peppers up your ass.