Catfishman returns
>be me
>me catfishman
>make account on tinder posing as a ripped body builder
>hit up girl
"Hey cutie"
>chat her up for hours
>score date downtown in bar
>go 30 min early
>wait in booth near main bar area
>see her sit down
>smirk and snicker quietly
"Hey are you coming or what? :)"
"I'll be there in 5 minutes"
cont...
>WITNESSED!
Tell us oh Catfishman, what new adventures have you had?
>Be me. People keep using pictures of me from u years ago for their profiles.
Fuck you
HE IS RETURNED M99
Kek mate. Love the story of the Catfishman.
The banner in the police station, topkek.
this can't be real
This better not be some medium quality bait
> Be me
> See thread about the legendary Catfishman
FUCKING YES Sup Forums
...
Go on
hurry up
...
Oh shit, he's returned
>hopefully it's not bait
>girl becomes restless
>I sit patiently
>phone starts blowing up
"Are you here yet?"
"if you dont show up imma just leave yak"
>finally she leaves
>another text
"asshole. I will find you"
>laugh hysterically
>for i am
>the
>catfishman
CCAATTFFIISSHHMMAANN
...
>wastes $30 on girly cocktail drinks while waiting
Nice try loser
I wonder what kind of diabloc tune he sings when he is singing "For I am the Catfishman".
It's something I think about when I take a shower.
day 2
>be me
>catsfishman
>wake up
>im depressed
>i want change in my life
>decide to get my fix for the day
>find cute girl
>she has glasses and some brightly colored hair
>no
>it can't be
>catfish is
>is
FALLING IN LOVE
>i decide to text her
"Hey! you actually look super cute.."
>I wait around anxiously for an answer
>the minutes become hours
>decide me need sleep
cont...
This is not the OG fish man
what a letdown
Bump
(OP here) I dont intend on actually being the og catffishman. this is just a tribute to his historical legacy. feel free to continue the story yourself too. thanks faggots
Bump
day 3
>be me
>sleep in till 3
>ohfuckimissedworklol.jpg
>notice phone
45 new messages
>nofuckingway.gif
>check them
"hey!"
"haiiiiiii"
"hmu i wanna talk to uuuuu"
"omg lol fucking answer u dumb jew"
>dumb jew
>ohshit.jpg
>shes prob an user
>LMAO
>im in love
>the catfishman is in love
>text her
"hey sorry ab that. i was sleeping through the night!"
>waits
>gets back message in seconds
"OMG FINALLY. ur profile pic is super cute"
>profile pic...
>fml.png
>i forgot ab that
>im not me
>be not me
>be catfishman
do i lie and just go throught as the guy from my avatar?
or does catfishman tell cute girl the truth?
take the vote anons! ;)
found the poorfag
Yeah you're not catfishman
tell truth! if she is user she will worship you for being the mighty Catfishman!
see this
See this.
cont...
>i decide its the right thing
>catfishman will come out today (later inside of her)
>take one last look at her name "heilhitler11"
>deepbreath
"I need to tell you something"
"wats up?"
"im not the guy in my profile. see, im actually just catfishman. if uv been on Sup Forums ull know what i mean..."
>she reads it
>no answer
>minutes turn to hours
>hours turn to days
Cunt.
holy shit it catfishman