s/fur completion of the package
S/fur completion of the package
Oliver Collins
Austin Taylor
Shark is best
Prove me wrong
Bentley Nguyen
Insufficient evidence to prove or disprove your hypothesis. Post more pictures, for science!
Jose Hughes
in the process of making dinner, so I won't be posting much
Grayson Cooper
...
William Ortiz
...
Nicholas Ortiz
...
Jordan Perry
...
Landon Nguyen
ok, I thought I spooked you away or somfn v_v
Isaac Phillips
I'll complete your package.
Or something.
Ryder Myers
...
Robert Turner
nope, was just preparing some potatoes and salmon for the grill
potatoes need maybe 20 minutes and then I'll put the fish on
Luke Green
Scales are way better. Not just sharks.
Angel Hernandez
...
Isaiah Myers
>package
amidoingitright?
Sounds yummy
Christopher Howard
No. Dick is only allowed if it is with vagina.
Alexander Jenkins
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Parker Ramirez
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Charles Ortiz
aww thats no fun! Dick can go in so many other places!
Brayden Jenkins
And as long as it goes into a female "without" one im fine with it.
Lucas Martinez
>female "without" one
Now you're just being picky.
Cameron Roberts
...
Logan Thomas
...
Colton Lee
No disagreements here
Daniel Bell
What if its not actually in anything?
Cooper Sanders
More like "straight"
Jordan Lopez
Male + female isn't straight? Shit
Blake Anderson
As long as there is also a female in the pic.
Julian Hill
insufficient data, post moar
Mason Kelly
I think your misunderstanding me. Herms are not straight.
Gavin Bailey
hmm, ok
Liam Perez
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Eli Perez
...
Elijah Sanders
Does a penis trump a vagina if they have both? Or do you have to roll a perception check to find out? What are the mechanics here?
Dylan Stewart
A penis on a "woman". If they have both, they are still gay, because they are both sexes at once.
Blake Peterson
maybe it depends on who is on top?
Ryan Adams
It's pretty obvious. You are getting sexually aroused by some thing that has a dick. So, gay.
Hunter Gonzalez
Ohhhh, so it's an attack roll?
Wouldn't they be perma-bi in that case? And what would you be?
Jason Jenkins
Well she is gay, but not like that.
Caleb Garcia
They have a dick. If I fuck or get aroused by it, then I would be gay.
Charles Brown
>Penis + vagoo = straight
>put a penis and a vagoo on the same person = gay
Lol no
Luis Cruz
Boom, headshot!
Brody Robinson
How do you know you're not aroused by the vagina? Do you have to cover each one separately and measure the reaction? And how do you measure that, by mL of blood?
Grayson Martinez
Ha, no women on Sup Forums unless tits and timestamp.
Kevin Flores
Fuck off to g/fur, gaylord
Elijah Cook
Because the dick completely turns me off 100%.
Austin Edwards
Gratz! Your first? How many shots did it take?
Man, you must be rolling in pussy.
Carter Morales
What?
Cooper Wright
Hmm, I don't think it's physically possible for blood to retract instantly.
Jonathan Sanders
Does it matter?
Jose Morris
Yeah, but I wouldn't be able to fap to it at all.
Kayden Gutierrez
Kek, you joke like my last gf when drunk.
Jeremiah Watson
dangit why must food take so long to cook? I'm hungry now...
do you go flaccid every time you catch sight of your own dick?
Isaiah Rogers
Absolutely. This is the internet after all.
Ooo, that's a good question! Man, we're really digging deep here!
(Also that's why I don't cook anything that takes >10min)
Sebastian Green
When it is the only thing I see, yes. I can't jack off to my dick.
Carter Collins
I'm back and it seems I didn't miss much other than the lewd talk and gay shit
Julian Sullivan
user passing through to tell everyone this nigga has the toppest taste
Josiah Lewis
I'm not drowning in it, but I do get some when I get back home on leave.
Ethan Gray
Kay I got a question
Ian Lopez
Military papers or gtfo
Kayden Phillips
Dick or tits or gtfo.
David Gray
oh, food is done already
hooray!
Anthony Reyes
Birb is best.
Asher Myers
What is it?
Isaac Gomez
What, you don't think I have either?
woo!
Samuel James
Which ever one you have.
Brody Gonzalez
grilled salmon with a sweet dry rub and butter, served with roasted young potatoes
Xavier Ward
Ohh, I sound absolutely delish
Brandon Lopez
I knew you fuckers exist!
Grayson Hernandez
So you DO want to see penis.
Brandon Roberts
>grilled salmon with a sweet dry rub and butter, served with roasted young potatoes
*Drools* You just made me really hungry...
Benjamin Parker
>0
Are you retarded
sup fag
suh dude
Jaxon Reed
I don't think so, no.
Jose Price
Ay mang
Jaxson Robinson
Maybe not you Hachi-man
Daniel Butler
i fell asleep and hour ago and woke up again. im in so much pain fuuuuuuuck i hope im not dying
Gavin James
still want that ass-whooping?
Logan Sanchez
Rip
You mean your ass whippin'?
Hunter Martin
Yes, if you want to see my papers.
Oliver Butler
Either way you're getting beaten
Owen Morris
a beating*
Jaxson Parker
You gonna beat off his meat?
Chase Cook
Haaaa, you wish that would happen
He wants to, for he is a massive fgt
Jace Richardson
fucking weaboo
Jason Baker
ahh that really hit the spot
wish I could eat salmon more often
it was quite tasty
Colton Torres
I bet he's such a fag that he jerks off to herms.
Caleb Miller
That's no secret
Jackson Myers
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Juan Peterson
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Joseph White
That probably is her diet.
Cameron Sanchez
my diet would be her ass
Jose Wood
It's the extra thicc diet
Sure you do
Julian Foster
EWWWWWWWWW
I prefer tomboys
Anthony Kelly
Same.
I approve.
Grayson Hill
What if she gets the pizza runs while your eating her ass?
Wyatt White
...
Parker Fisher
Yeah, we all get it, you're gay. Good for you.
Camden Green
I'll have my meal before she has hers, problem solved
Hunter Scott
This.
Noah Collins
Yeah, but the fatter you get, the more uncontrollable your rectum becomes, i.e. shart in mart.