Post theories/ some deep shit. I'm high asf and need some shit to think about

Post theories/ some deep shit. I'm high asf and need some shit to think about.

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What if when we die the light at the end of the tunnel is the light to another hospital room, there we are born and the only reason you come out crying is because you remember everything from your past life and you’re crying at the fact that you died and lost everything, as you grow you start to forget your past life and focus on the life you have now, but patches of memory stay behind and that memory causes deja vu

YA CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE

Nice user

That is interestingly plausible

This guy actually knows what's up. When you die, you go to a white room. It looks like a.hospital room, only it's nice and has a window. Don't let them pull the shade down over the window. They will try to close it. Just don't let it happen. Leave through the window.

Believe me, don't believe me. I don't care.

What if being God is like a job and the old Gods were real good and active at the job so you had all these miracles and burning bush shit but the new ones are lazy and that is why it's like there is no God now a days?

Maybe God is an alien and his advanced technology seems like Godly power to us

What if our shadows are just our past souls being forced to follow us around?

...

What if they are our guardian angels?

stare at this

youtube.com/watch?v=m0n0Et8aI3s

>yfw the burning bush was an alien intern setting the mindray dials so high, it lit a bush on fire when he missed and still had enough power to send moses into a trance believing the bush wasn't damaged and said a bunch of weird shit along with it.

The meaning of life is to give meaning to everything else. Without life, all the planets could explode, the sun could die, hell, the entire universe could implode, and it would all mean nothing. The meaning of life is giving context and importance to everything else.

What's that shit about the eternal champion? Am I behind on my elder scrolls lore?

The earth is flat research it

What if when you die, you actually just wake up, but in another body, in another randomized time period. Due to it being a dream, you can't remember anything about your previous life, and you just merge with the person you happened to wake up in.

What happens to the original person? I don't know. Maybe they fucking disappear. Maybe you both just merge.

This is also where Deja Vu comes from (shamelessly stolen from the above post)

bullshit.

I'm surprised anyone is stupid enough to even entertain such an idea.

My thoughts on aliens

The ancient tech and modern age phenomenona are due to rogue janegoodall type aliens

We are still primitive creatures to them, they have a type of government that them back from breaking some law about not inhibiting our natural growth or whatever, thus why we still don't know they exist. They are taken back from us and very few witnesses are left.

They are currently trying to decide whether to take all our resources, kill us off because we are destructive, or go with the liberal ass aliens saving our lives preaching "give em another few hundred years, they'll come around!!"

Also maybe every time you wake up from a dream you can't remember it's another person who died trying to merge.

Also the dream would have been your whole previous life, or the mergers life.

Guys post some deeeep ass shit that makes me want to fucking beat my dick with a cactus or some shit. Something about time, science, government, religion etc.. I encourage lurkers to post, i mean we're all going to die someday.. maybe today maybe in 20 years who knows..

Can I save that pic

holy fuck

"Time is infinite, but the things in time, the concrete bodies, are finite. They may indeed disperse into the smallest particles; but these particles, the atoms, have their determinate numbers, and the numbers of the configurations which, all of themselves, are formed out of them is also determinate. Now, however long a time may pass, according to the eternal laws governing the combinations of this eternal play of repetition, all configurations which have previously existed on this earth must yet meet, attract, repulse, kiss, and corrupt each other again..."

The universe is.
Why we are is meaningless.

All of this has happened before.
And it will happen again.
And again.
And again.

Reality = Hell

Also, I think dreams are us experiencing separate timelines or realities

I really, really, really like this image

i like it too

God is actually a malevolent celestial being that created humans just to make them suffer for his amusement. Lucifer who got fed up with the mistreatment of humanity, rose up against God in defense of humans and failed. As punishment God made humans fear and hate Lucifer and used him as a scapegoat for his wicked deeds. So now we look up to God as our Lord and Savior and look down upon Lucifer as a Dark Lord and corruptor as God laughs at our stupidity.

Not a theory. True fucking facts and shit.

Between 1947 and 1999, the United States government built the world's largest media conglomerate in the form of the United States Information Agency. The agency's purpose was to advance American interests around the globe through information diplomacy, better known as propaganda and psychological warfare.

The USIA operated in every country on Earth, including the communist bloc. They pioneered communications technology, including pioneering sattelite television. The US government created a sat TV network called Worldnet in the 1970s and 1980s which broadcast all over the world, except inside the US.

The agency was also active in every flash point of the Cold War, fanning the flames of revolutions or counterinsurgencies. They were deep in the coups in Central America. They were deep into American efforts in Vietnam.

Nobody has ever heard of them, and they were "absorbed" by the State Department in 1999 and officially no longer exist.

But think about this... if the US was able to build the world's largest media company with analog computers and radios, think of what they're doing now.

I'm a historian studying the USIA, ask me anything.

If I went around the Earth fast enough, like sonic fast, in a clockwise direction due to time zones, would I go to the past? Like some time travel shit?

Magnets...

...How the fuck do they work?

If you think about all the bad shit in the world is because God. He create the tree that Adam and Eve ate from and become "sinful". He made diseases and everything else.

this

Magnets.
Yeah that.

So if this true, do you believe that Moon landing was faked to bankrupt the USSR or if we have all that media capability, we were capable of sending men into the sea of stars to say fuck you to Russians?

Two poles.

Same poles attract.

Opposite poles repel.

Magnets attract ferrous metals.

Can be created with electricity or found naturally in the ground.

Good for sticking things to your fridge, or for generating the electricity to power that fridge.

Magnets are pretty cool.

Anything else?

The moon landings happened. With the number of individuals who claim to have gone to the moon/space, the US definitely had a space program.

The USIA didn't "fake" things per se. That was more the province of the CIA. But the USIA was essentially "the news" for billions of people for 50 years, making them a captive audience for whatever the US wanted to say.

Nobody knows about them because the law which created them, the Smith-Mundt Act, prohibited any USIA materials from being distributed inside the USA. They were invisible to Americans and omnipresent to the rest of the world.

if its still active today, what do you think there purpose is? whats there end game and who is controlling them now.

no, just no
>If I went around the Earth fast enough, like sonic fast
relativistic effects don't come into play until you approach about 90% C
hyperphysics.phy-astr.gsu.edu/hbase/Relativ/rellim.html
>in a clockwise direction
the direction of a magnitude does not matter in this case (see below). The important component is that since the movement is circular, you would be accelerating.
>time zones
time zones are simply convention and arbitrary.
>would I go to the past? Like some time travel shit?
no. The best you could hope for is that you approach C for a long enough time that the time dilation would make a significant impact on your reference frame compared to Earth's. What would happen is that the earth and everything on it would have aged at a faster rate than you.

You are the center of your own universe. Everything exists for you and when you die everything that exists; past, present and future dies too. Matter only exists when in eyesight and your mind decides how everything looks, smell, tastes, feels, etc. So, once your brain is off, by way of sleep or death, all things cease to exist. Once you die, everyone dies.

Thank you user. Im not even going to waste my time trying I'll just continue the ol' beat

To be fair, Satan had convinced Eve to take a bite from the Apple and Eve convinced Adam to do the same but If God is all-powerful then why would he let the Satan, a being of pure malicious intent, to continue to exist in this world and if he was all-knowing than he knew beforehand that one day Adam and Eve would disobey him. Why would God do this if he supposedly "loves" us

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They're controlled by the State Department, and they are undoubtedly more sophisticated than ever.

Without verging into tinfoil hat territory, I believe it is likely that they have cottoned to all the newest media trends. Clickbait, pop up ads, "journalism" like buzzfeed and salon (not those companies specifically but the style). Even memes and social media.

The whole goal is to influence. Think of Arab Spring. It just sort of... happened. Later we all heard how it happened because of some enterprising young people on Twitter and Facebook putting out "raw news". Bullshit.

Arab Spring turned into three different wars for regime change. They toppled anti-American leaders in the region. They were absolutely helped along by the United States, including the State Department, and including whatever the USIA calls itself now.

Whether it's the Voice of America radio station or a 7 year old "Syrian girl" on Twitter, the US is still manipulating the situation.

Fuckin retards,

Though shadows are 2d, cast by 3d Object. There's no z axis, look at ur hand in the shadow and clench ur fist, u don't know which way ur fingers are closing in the shadow, away from you or towards you. It's 2 D, it can be seen both ways

Like that ballerina shadow gif that rotates and u can change the way it spins by how u look at it

What happens if they do

youtu.be/59QBOO6m210
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Found pic related. This is what I'm tryin to say about shadows

USIA
>USIS*

Nice optical illusion

I'll put it as simple as possible:

According to the theory of relativity, time is relative to speed such that the faster a object moves the slower time moves.

If you really want to fuck with your brain think of this. When you look into the sky at night and see the stars, it took the photon of light billions of years to leave that star, got through space and land upon your eye. HOWEVER, since photons travel at the speed of light, it hit your eye instantaneously after it left the star.

After 1953 it was the USIA.

I should clarify that that part. From the photon's perspective it was instantaneous (time doesn't exist at the speed of light). From your perspective it took the photon billions of years.

This always makes me uncomfortable to look at because its fucking with how i percieve it. All three turns clockwise but the one the right looks it turns counter clockwise and the left turns normal and looking at one switches how the middle turns and vice-versa

Wow thanks for the gif user. Your ideas are on the right track, now the above user said that they could be our past lives, just like a shadow, and you say they are projections of a three-dimensional object, the point is that they can be both. That's what this thread is all about.

This is on the creepypasta wiki. Not sure which came first though.

Yup.
Today's mind control through media to distract people from seeing that America is a oligarchy has worked great though. They are gonna want some form of tracking though at one point but that wont be in our lifetimes or maybe it will. Most people wont fly for it even though there apple and android devices a tracking devices already dont seem to matter cause mind control.Who knows whats next but if violence is called upon the people will rise and most of the army that knows there supposed to defend the country and constitution will be on the right side. I hope.

ok OP, heres one that still fucks me up
>be my sis
>2 best friends, who were twins they all love each other and are good in general
>talk everyday through social media and shit
>sister has dream with them in it
>she thinks it would be a nice idea to share with them
They tell her they both had the same dream. Same night, same scenes,
Also wtf is up with dreams btw? Fucks me up. a religion says your soul leaves you when you sleep like in the early morning 1am or something when you stop snoring.

This an entire thread is probably somewhere in the library of babel.

this nigga wants an existential crisis heh

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Wf dude

Rogue alien teaching africans fire and wheel circa 15k bc

Can i get uuuuuuuuh b O N E L E S S pizza

Fucking love this tread

True
Also if your not supose to punish someone for his brothers mistakes then why punish ALL OF FUCKING HUMANITY for adam and eve to eat dat apple. And why did adam and eve need to reporduce anyway? Why did more ppl have to be made?

You were on your way home when you died.
It was a car accident. Nothing particularly remarkable, but fatal nonetheless. You left behind a wife and two children. It was a painless death. The EMTs tried their best to save you, but to no avail. Your body was so utterly shattered you were better off, trust me.
And that’s when you met me.
“What… what happened?” You asked. “Where am I?”
“You died,” I said, matter-of-factly. No point in mincing words.
“There was a… a truck and it was skidding…”
“Yup,” I said.
“I… I died?”
“Yup. But don’t feel bad about it. Everyone dies,” I said.
You looked around. There was nothingness. Just you and me. “What is this place?” You asked. “Is this the afterlife?”
“More or less,” I said.
“Are you god?” You asked.
“Yup,” I replied. “I’m God.”
“My kids… my wife,” you said.
“What about them?”
“Will they be all right?”
“That’s what I like to see,” I said. “You just died and your main concern is for your family. That’s good stuff right there.”
You looked at me with fascination. To you, I didn’t look like God. I just looked like some man. Or possibly a woman. Some vague authority figure, maybe. More of a grammar school teacher than the almighty.
“Don’t worry,” I said. “They’ll be fine. Your kids will remember you as perfect in every way. They didn’t have time to grow contempt for you. Your wife will cry on the outside, but will be secretly relieved. To be fair, your marriage was falling apart. If it’s any consolation, she’ll feel very guilty for feeling relieved.”
“Oh,” you said. “So what happens now? Do I go to heaven or hell or something?”
“Neither,” I said. “You’ll be reincarnated.”
“Ah,” you said. “So the Hindus were right,”
“All religions are right in their own way,” I said. “Walk with me.”

You're pulling in some stuff I wouldn't associate with psy ops and prop, but yeah man, the new smart tech is like a leash. Every app wants your location all the time, it geotags your pics and posts. The new media is literally creating itself with little investment from government entities.

In some ways that's good, ala chans and other "anonymous" posting sites. In some ways its very, very bad. TOR is a honeypot, facebook might as well be a barcode on your forehead, and PRISM is still watching everyone, all the time.

What?

Aliens abduct people, fuck them, film it then sell it on the alien black market as beastiality.

You followed along as we strode through the void. “Where are we going?”
“Nowhere in particular,” I said. “It’s just nice to walk while we talk.”
“So what’s the point, then?” You asked. “When I get reborn, I’ll just be a blank slate, right? A baby. So all my experiences and everything I did in this life won’t matter.”
“Not so!” I said. “You have within you all the knowledge and experiences of all your past lives. You just don’t remember them right now.”
I stopped walking and took you by the shoulders. “Your soul is more magnificent, beautiful, and gigantic than you can possibly imagine. A human mind can only contain a tiny fraction of what you are. It’s like sticking your finger in a glass of water to see if it’s hot or cold. You put a tiny part of yourself into the vessel, and when you bring it back out, you’ve gained all the experiences it had.
“You’ve been in a human for the last 48 years, so you haven’t stretched out yet and felt the rest of your immense consciousness. If we hung out here for long enough, you’d start remembering everything. But there’s no point to doing that between each life.”
“How many times have I been reincarnated, then?”
“Oh lots. Lots and lots. An in to lots of different lives.” I said. “This time around, you’ll be a Chinese peasant girl in 540 AD.”
“Wait, what?” You stammered. “You’re sending me back in time?”
“Well, I guess technically. Time, as you know it, only exists in your universe. Things are different where I come from.”
“Where you come from?” You said.
“Oh sure,” I explained “I come from somewhere. Somewhere else. And there are others like me. I know you’ll want to know what it’s like there, but honestly you wouldn’t understand.”

"Woah, back already?"
"I was born as a chinese girl."
"Oh."

Oh the you are everyone theory.

Nigga the fuck you just debunked all those religions from jeruslam

“Oh,” you said, a little let down. “But wait. If I get reincarnated to other places in time, I could have interacted with myself at some point.”
“Sure. Happens all the time. And with both lives only aware of their own lifespan you don’t even know it’s happening.”
“So what’s the point of it all?”
“Seriously?” I asked. “Seriously? You’re asking me for the meaning of life? Isn’t that a little stereotypical?”
“Well it’s a reasonable question,” you persisted.
I looked you in the eye. “The meaning of life, the reason I made this whole universe, is for you to mature.”
“You mean mankind? You want us to mature?”
“No, just you. I made this whole universe for you. With each new life you grow and mature and become a larger and greater intellect.”
“Just me? What about everyone else?”
“There is no one else,” I said. “In this universe, there’s just you and me.”
You stared blankly at me. “But all the people on earth…”
“All you. Different incarnations of you.”
“Wait. I’m everyone!?”
“Now you’re getting it,” I said, with a congratulatory slap on the back.
“I’m every human being who ever lived?”
“Or who will ever live, yes.”
“I’m Abraham Lincoln?”
“And you’re John Wilkes Booth, too,” I added.
“I’m Hitler?” You said, appalled.
“And you’re the millions he killed.”
“I’m Jesus?”
“And you’re everyone who followed him.”
You fell silent.
“Every time you victimized someone,” I said, “you were victimizing yourself. Every act of kindness you’ve done, you’ve done to yourself. Every happy and sad moment ever experienced by any human was, or will be, experienced by you.”
You thought for a long time.
“Why?” You asked me. “Why do all this?”
“Because someday, you will become like me. Because that’s what you are. You’re one of my kind. You’re my child.”
“Whoa,” you said, incredulous. “You mean I’m a god?”

you know this was already posted right?

Dude, this was like, the third thing posted.

“No. Not yet. You’re a fetus. You’re still growing. Once you’ve lived every human life throughout all time, you will have grown enough to be born.”
“So the whole universe,” you said, “it’s just…”
“An egg.” I answered. “Now it’s time for you to move on to your next life.”
And I sent you on your way.

The constitution has been broken and it still is being broken but no one seems to really care.

the ocean's pretty deep

That depends entirely on how you choose to spend the only life you have.

Everything you hear, smell, see, taste, and touch is just your own interpretation of it.
We are just globs of matter with a central processor.
our senses work like machines and send crude data to our processors.
everything we experience is just how our brain ended up interpreting it.

I'm shocked that PRISM didn't cause a revolution.

Why didn't we rise up when we learned we were all being spied upon, 24/7, beyond a shadow of a doubt?

capitalism is just like evolution.
evolution has worked, but is not guaranteed.

Dumb bitch. Time doesnt fucking stop because you run in a circle fast as fuck.

because it is a kind of safety net.
in theory, only people with something to hide should fear it.

Only worth while post here. The rest of you are all a bunch of conspiracy theory and religious fanatics. If I was OP I'd just watch Aladdin and forget the rest of this stupid thread.

Cause we were to busy with social media fat and unhealthy from fast/gmo/processed foods. Not everyone knows what PRISM is either> It was little but big in the end. People should have freaked out for the war crimes of bush or corporate america buying the USA Or the patriot act. Were all just to lazy to give a fuck unless something big happens and that wont happen for a awhile hopefully.

>
>"Woah, back already?"
>"I was born as a chinese girl."
>"Oh."


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Laws of thermodynamics and chaos theory say that any system grows more entropic over time. But our world and your views become more patterned and ordered with experience. So it's actually more statistically likely that you and the universe around you were created in this moment, just now, with all the memories of your past intact of a life never actually lived, than for your past to have taken place. Its continuity from past to present is an illusion. The current state of entropy makes more sense this way. Another moment. Another more likely chance that you and your universe were just created...

Its in violation of your rights. It dont matter if you have nothing to fear dont be looking into my anything, Its illegal too.

I think we cry at birth because at that moment we feel like all our memories of the past life fade away. We cry of the impotence and despair of not being able to do anything to prevent them from leaving, and with so much force that some remain. We lose all at that time and not gradually

What if we are just the results f someones dream and all of our world tragedies are the results of a slump or an angering time in the dreamers mind.
If this is true, then are we all dreamers that have created our own world's unknowingly?

So a couple of weeks ago, one user had kinda gone through an existional crisis and greentexted the story. It went something like this

>Riding motorcycle
>Get hit from behind
>He goes flying but nothing serious
>Driver however is not
>Driver is a hammered woman with a giant gash on head
>Calls 911
>user is concerned and makes sure she is okay
>They became close after the crash
>Start dating and soon become married
>user gets decent paying job to afford new house and kid that's on the way.
>Everything is perfect
>Couple years later, going to dentist with son
>Turns left and car is charging at them
>Swerve out of the way
>Wakes up in hospital
>Doctor tells him he was in a motorcycle crash
>Cant be right, was in car
>Turns out he was in coma for 3wks
>Driver was DoA

Poor user wanted his family back too

I'LL MAKE YOU BIG

If this is true, means I must've had a peaceful death. Didn't cry when I came out.

But if time and gravity are expressions of the same force then what?

Fuuuuuuuuck. The brain is weird

What if you never leave your mom's pussy. The crown chakra is the light of the real world.

Nano thread
The greatest threat, or our only hope? As I laid in bed staring at electron micrographs of virus the thought occupied my mind, that perhaps virus are the only thing preserving carbon life in the universe.
It is possible that this universe is a simulation by a higher form of life that is attempting to exterminate carbon life from it's own universe.