Roll to take one of these young ladies out to a lobster dinner with a $400 bottle of French champagne...

Roll to take one of these young ladies out to a lobster dinner with a $400 bottle of French champagne, followed by waltzing until 4am.

Roll for 9

congrats

this is some serious cheerleader effect

Rolling,

That sounds like a boring fucking date op

rollll

man what the fuck these ugly bitches they better be paying

reroll please reroll

Roll for a 7

that is the funniest thing I've read today

0 and 4 are the only ones worth a damn

Another try for 7

0 and 4 ok, but the rest are ugly af. Roll

rolling

Oh gawd, reroll

Hoping for a 7

Roll for 7

Oh god

Daddy needs the Albino

mmmm

come on 2 or 3

hmmmm

Nah I'm good thanks.