What's the best way to travel cheap? I need to travel 350+ miles but have little to no money

What's the best way to travel cheap? I need to travel 350+ miles but have little to no money.

Walk

Forgot to mention I don't wanna die.

Hitchhike.

story? where are you going and why? is it worth it user?

1) Hitchhike.
2) Kill driver who pulls over for you.
3) Steal car.
4) Drive 350+ miles to destination.
5) Profit.

do you own a bike ?

Suck your way there

hitch hiking is actually pretty safe. A bunch of movies from the 80s scared people into believing that it's dangerous.

carry a knife and if someone seems too weird or if something feels off just don't get in their car and wait for the next person

Also have to get there tonight, am I fucked?

bicycle , tell tv youre doing it for your sick hamster and youll be famous

hitch, ride freight, ride a bike,
stop being a bitch and do as
suggested. it won'tkill you

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Obviously you fucking loser. No one will pick u up right now and if they do they will kill you.

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Pretend to be a pilot and fly around for free. Just remember to avoid Tom Hanks like the plague!

Well im a small ass nigga so i would probably die, also have bad asthma and people are trying to find me to murder me.

I'd recommend ziplining or if possible hanggliding

Watch Jay and Silent Bob for ideas

Train

This.

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