Chicago Blackhawks @ Minnesota Wild Game Threaad

Hawks are 2nd in the Central Division and are 5-5-0 for the last 10.
Wild are 1st in the Central Division and are 7-3-0 for the last 10.
Wild are six points ahead of the Hawks and the Hawks are nine points ahead of the third place Predators.

Get your alcohol tonight gents. Its gonna be a shitshow

Puck drop at 7:00 PM CDT.

Hawks will lose this game after getting a 2 goal lead unfortunately.....

In the third period....

>another game with a blown lead
sounds about right

Wild blow 2-0 lead
Blackhawks blow 4-2 lead
Wild 5-4 in OT

NBCSN game.
Great.

fuck nbc desu

I realized this about 10 mins ago and startled my dog with an explosion of profanity.

>making a game thread
>not linking it to /hoc/
baka

Eddie went a little hard with the makeup tonight

Maybe edzo is really the joker?

Wild wins 4-2
last goal is an empty netter
mikael "mikke" "golden" "kulta-mikke" granlund will score 1+1

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Hawks win 6-5 in OT
Kane 2g 2a
Toews 0g 0a

>NBCSN

>one of Kane's hilite's is still the goal against Montreal

It still hurts

>he doesn't like doc emrick

literally who cares what channel it's on? and why is kuemper playing?

>"He knifes through the pet phrases"

>American Television

rooting for good ol quebecois boi crawford

Crawford doesn't even speak French, Toews is closer to being a frog than him

Fuck this faggot ref

>kuemps plays a good game in the spotlight
>trade value jumps
>plays shit
>wild lose a game that isn't the biggest deal

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Because Dubnyk just played last night dumbass

I'm sure he speaks french, being born in chateaugay and all

I know but why play kuemper against the hawks when the other game was a meme team

>born in chateaugay
>born in gaycastle

GOON IT UP

What's everybody drinking tonight?

>Wild Chimpout

I don't think any NHL coach approaches it that way.

lightly carbonated lemon ice tea drink
alcohol is degenerate

Was drinking Guinness, now drinking celebration ipa

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Wednesday night rivalry la
What are me lovelies drinking?
Margies here

>the city of suter

>suter
FUCKING SHOOT YOU ASSIST BABBY JESUS FUCK

Who else /scrotum as smooth as hjalmarsson's head/ here?

Tim's regular
>tfw roll-up

Not me.
I hate the itching and i always cut myself.

payday is tomorrow fucking XXXX gold tinnies actually kill me.

what an odd thing to ask

nbc commentators don't understand that they use the finnish attack philosophy of passing the puck until there's an empty net (then missing the shot)

Shave day's tomorrow lad

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>HEY CONNER
>IT'S MESS
>wanna feel?

Why does NBC insist on forcing this rivalry meme

How drunk are you friendo?

i remember a game on wednesday night rivalry last season i think
>wild vs bruins
like, what. they play twice a year.
nbc is fucking retarded

I just had a great thought. If I put a magnet on my cock bitches with braces will have no choice but to fellate

They be trying to escape but their head will keep b info pulled by the magnet thus simulating oral sexy times

apparently I didn't miss anything

I mean I realize it's a marketing gimmick but it's still really fucking annoying

until they bite then you are stuck in a nightmare.

E-easy on the margies

I miss when you weren't in this thread

>bitches with braces
are you allowed within 1000 feet of the nearest middle school?

it'd be a good gimmick if they did it with actual rivals. it's hard when things are so one sided and teams decline super hard (colorado/detroit)

bad luck

kek

Cubs shitposters say the same thing.

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Too old

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HITMAN

HARTMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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HARTMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Very nice play

Vinny to Harthat

false alarm

LIVING EASY

SHAW REPLACEMENT SCARRR

dubnyk would've had that

SCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

This hartman dude has some serious game

stop trying to fit in with the Wild fans

what the fuck, I 'm almost a minute behind

Imagine if you had to go to work everyday with Pierre McGuire

I just want to impress the STATE of hokkei

i'd ask for a transfer.

>implying I have sex with women of any age

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>Imagine waking up everyday as Pierre McGuire.

I thought northern countries were fucking like rabbits

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I'm feeling better about this game now

watches hockey for a living, sounds comfy to me

banter alert

>for free dept
KEK

A guy at work gave me this supposed Tim's rim roller, but I have no clue how it's supposed to work.
Anyway I won a coffee. Second coffee, 2/3 on the year now.

idk I think I'd rather talk with a 2 time stanley cup winner than middle aged women

post tfw you are not Pierre McGuire

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what the fuck NBC.....that wasn't even two minutes of hockey between commercials

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Imagine the bullying being named Dumba

Haha it's like the niggerly version of dumbo
Yo DUMBa what's up nigga

they figured the super bowl is so popular why not try the same strategy in their hockey broadcasts

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REEEEEEEEEEE

>tfw hate both these teams but Avs fan and literally can't force myself to watch their games
When will the suffering end