How you lost your virginity thread

How you lost your virginity thread

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i didn't..

My right hand.
Anything beyond that is beyond me.


literally

No idea. I left it right here yesterday.

Girlfriend fell asleep from being really sick on the couch.
Fucked her in the ass. I got a few good pumps in her before she woke up. Oh boy she was pissed. We nearly broke up.

>implying

kek

I got this one...

>Be me, 16
>Depressed edgy teen, planned to kill myself the day of senior prom.
>Day before prom this girl I was really into and was kinda friends with asked me to go to the store with here
>Qt3.14
>Said yes
>Had no fking clue she was into me
>Sitting in the car in the parking lot we talked for 2 hours
>Being the beta I am I didn't once think to kiss her
>She ends up kissing me
>First kiss of my life
>Feelssodamngoodman
>More kissing
>Itshappening.jpg
>Can't believe my luck for the next few weeks, we meet every day after classes get out and make out
>Things progress and we start masturbating together
>She eventually sucks my dick at my house while my parents are away on vacation
>I love this girl
>Day before huge weekend competition I'm supposed to go to.
>We meet again, clothes start coming off etc etc
>She implies sex
>Im not sure if she wants it so I ask her if we should stop, just do what we normally do, or actually have sex for the first time
>She let's me choose but she seems uneasy
>I choose option 2
>She seems relieved
>A few minutes later I ask what would've happened if I had chosen option 3
>She said she would've said yes
>Ask if she wants to and she agrees
>Get condoms, tear open package, nearly tore the condom.
>Put it on my dick
>Almost instantly go soft
>Fuck I need to piss
>Fuck fuck fuck
>Try anyways, fail with three condoms
>Depression.mp4
>"It's okay user, don't worry about it"
>Tell her the truth that I seriously need to pee
>Both of us are disappointed
>No condoms left
>Literally wallowing in self pity for an hour until I ask if we could try again.
>Drive to store, pick up entire box of condoms
>Drive almost to the house and say let's do it here

Cont

kek

>She's confused
>Point to the back seat
>She smiles devilishly
>Diamonds
>We both jump into the back seat
>Kissing ensues, I slap her ass, she's totally into it
>After a few minutes she's practically clawing my pants off
>Tear them off to reveal my rock hard length
>She smiles as she puts it in her mouth but soon begs me to put it inside of her pussy
>Condom goes on, I feel her pussy
>Dripping wet, tastes amazing too
>Have the urge to eat her out but she's getting violent, begging for my dick
>Slide inside of her
>Remember how we promised to each other no sex until marriage a few weeks before
>Fuck that this feels out of this world
>Car is shaking, probably looked hella suspicious from the outside.
>Her moans turn me on even more
>Suck on her breasts
>Moaning becomes louder and louder
>We cum
>Biggest load of my life
>Both of us are panting and are all sweaty
>Oh fuck yes that was amazing
>Next day I leave for 4 days and barely have time to talk to her because of the competition
>From the day I came back we were constantly having sex
>Feels good man
>Fast forward to present
>I have a beautiful ring now
>I'm going to marry her soon :)

There, that's about all there is to it. Feels good to think about all the things we've done and the things we've shared. I'm talking to you user, yes you, the one who thinks your life is worthless and has no meaning. Life will find a meaning for you, and it might come from where you least expect it. Stay strong. You can do this.

By having sex

faggot

Flawless logic there

>be me
>be 20
>gotta a blow job from a 14 yr old when i was 18
>still nothing more till this day
>ive given up the pursuit for sex because its not worth it
>now im looking for a female who is comparably fit to me as im /fit
>if i never find someone then fine
>i will always have drugs

Man I can taste the edge here

someones been chatting shit bruv

Was hotboxing my friends truck in between junior and senior year of high school. Girl I never hung out with before came with one of my friends. We're chillin in the backseat, just lit a blunt literally a minute before she started feeling up my leg. Ended up just feeling eachother up while we all passed around a couple blunts, then took it to my friend's sister's room and sealed the deal.

The last line is your problem.
Get a hooker as a tutorial level

Life fucked me over

lost mine to a fleshlight

its funny because thats the best part of my life, was using morphine daily, now i use GHB, works a treat for depression if anyone wonders

Dated a girl for a whole year and she didn't let me smash. So when I broke up with her I hit my ex up and told her I wanted to lose my virginity because I waited for the other girl and didn't get anything except a few bjs and handys. She was crazy for me so she happily accepted. She came over one evening, all smiles. I was nervous as shit I never even put on a condom up until that point. She was a scene girl at the time (granted this was freshman year of high school) so she looked sexy as hell. Ripped jeans, hair over her eyes, tight band t shirt. Anyway we got busy. It was quite nice.

>me (kissless 19yo virgin with cool normie friends)
>friends take me to clubbing
>pick up friend of friend on the way
>she's a grill
>we sit in back seat and chat
>she's short
>24
>greek/italian
>we go to club and do normie dancing and drinking etc
>on way home she invites me to smoke pot at her place
>smoked a weed in her bed with her
>she puts twilight DVD in
>starts trying to kiss me
>pulls off her top
>I was too drunk/high to get a boner
>if you read this your gay
>we watch twilight instead
>wake up to her dad opening the door
>small dog runs in and jumps on the bed and sits excitedly
>her dad closes the door
>me and greek girl talk for a while then try again
>I get a boner and fuck her raw
>fucking is tiring and I have to take a breather every 30s
>took me 20mins to cum
>had to think of dicks to climax

now i have a bf but I have to think of tits to climax most times

i sucked this skin off this one girl's asshole then fuckd it

Older sister of the girl that lived across the street took it from me when I was 12. She is definitely a pedo, she was a senior in high school at the time.

?

Got drunk at staff party. Banged fatty co worker.

rape

Okay Sup Forums I've got a tale

>Be me
>Summer before junior year of high school
>First gf, "B," breaks up with me
>B lives in the next town over
>Met B at robotics competition
>Met lots of people from that team, including a qt3.14 "S"
>B is hot
>Fast forward a month: dating B
>Feelsgoodman
Second base
>Fast forward 2 months: not dating B
>Feelsbadman
>Start talking to S a lot more in the last week or so of the relationship
>She has trouble falling asleep and most of her friends to go bed around 10
>I go to sleep anywhere from 3-5
>She texts me when she can't sleep, which is a lot
>She especially can't sleep during summer because her house creaks
>We start texting normally
>I start to like her a lot
Total beta btw, I should mention that
>I ask S to be my gf, she says yes
>Feelsgoodman
>"Next town over" is 15 min away
>My damn dad (parents are divorced, one week with mom and one with dad) moves out to his parents' farm 15 min away from next town over, 30 min away from mom's house
>Canyoufuckingnot.png
>See S at least once a week on average once school starts, more during the last month of summer (most of summer was wasted either with B or single)
>S isn't no-sex-until-marriage like B (even though she used to send nudes 24/7) but she does want to "wait until she's ready"
>thefuckdoesthatmean.wmv
>"Ready" at 6 months
>It is now February so her house doesn't creak
>Valentine's Day
>Got some condoms from my brother a few weeks before he got arrested for abusing his gf even though he didn't
>Thisisforyou.exe
>Go to her house with some
>Parents aren't home just her sister
>S's bed creaks so we have to do it on the floor
>Foreplay is shit, I'm awkward as fuck
>We get naked
>I put a condom on (she's a little bit crazy, definetly no kids)
>Right before I stick it in I realize I have to piss
>Go to the bathroom
>Take the condom off and piss
>Put another condom on
>S is still waiting for me on the floor in the bedroom
>Open the door
>Get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur

Took advantage of a heavily drunk classmate at a party. She had no memory of who it was, so I got away with it.

With a friend in a tent at scout camp

>be 19(20?)
>at job corp
>fat mexican gf
>got together over pizza
>FUCKIGN PIZZA
>anyways
>like 2 weeks later
>go to shitty apt
>with gf
>both supposedly virgins
>mom gives us condoms and alcohol
>shes proud im not gay
>go to bathroom with her
>take shower
>start to finger her butthole
>bend her over
>fuck her pussy
>felt good
>prefer jerking off mostly though
idk just pussies didnt feel as good as i hyped myself up to thinking, jerking off honestly feels better, and I prefer blowjobs over anything

oh to add, I didnt use a condom in her ass after fucking her pussy a bit, love fucking asses

>be me 14
>group of is hang around at this lonely 40 something's house regularly smoke weed, drink beer play vidya
>one of the group says he's had his d sucked by this woman
>go bathroom one day walk past her room
>friend stood there getting head
>she somehow sensed me watching
>says I can go next
>blush go back to living room
>hours later she takes me by the hand into bedroom
>I explain I've never done this
>reassures me says it will be fine
>starts sucking
>stops bends over lifts up skirt
>guides diamond dick into her soaking pussy
>2 shunts
>grunts
>just lost my v card

sounds hotm got erect

too bad it didnt happen

I was 15 and my bf was 17 or 18. I lived with my frog eyed half sister at the time and we did it on her bed. I spent the whole time thinking about this girl I liked at school. I didnt lift my thighs up properly because I was shy so kinda regret that. Probably would have been a better experience if I had.

With my mom's dildo.

show tits/dick/pussy/boipussy

>Be me
>be bipolar beta faggot
>Chilling home after work
My boss was a bitch to me all the time. So much in fact that i almost got violent against her, so i quit.
>Feel bad after a bad day at work
>Got a snap from a "freind" of mine
>It's a video of him calling me a retard in front of his crush.
>Start to feel weird
>Oh shit, i'm feeling manic agian
>Ohshitherewego.jpg
>Found out who she was
>Got her snap
>We text and snap for some days
>Still feeling manic
>I was gonna destroy that cunt for sure for calling me a retard
>Invite her over to my place since family is out of the house
>She comes
>We watch a horror movie (Yes, very orginal)
>20 minutes in i go for it
>Score
>We fuck for good while
>Feelsgoodman
>Fucked her some more later that week, just for the keks.
>Guy who had a crush on her is pissed at me
>Fast forward some days
>Start feeling normal agian
>Start to feel regrets
>Feelsbadman

I had sex.

>bf
>girl i liked
Choose Only One

my sister and me got drunk when we were staying in the country without internet. we were 19 and 20. kinda messed up really.

what is "bisexuality"?
>mommy, this person like men and women

Ok so I was very in love with a girl at my school. My sister got me and my bf together to try and get me to stop obsessing over the girl. Which did take my mind off her a little. We would hang out and do friend things. He was lovely. Eventually we grew very close and loved him alot.

>be 24
>tired of trying to date girls, hadn't had a single one my whole life (still true at 32)
>call an escort agency
>pick the one closest to my type - short hair, small-medium sized tits, short
>rate is 130/hour, but they charge for extras
>she gets there, tells me for full service it's usually 70 extra on top
>be retarded, hand her 350 dollars thinking I'll get better service
>lay back in underwear, tell her I don't want to take them off yet since I didn't want her to see my flaccid dick
>"user, are you a virgin?"
>"yes"
>she giggles a little but doesn't seem put off by it
>she does a really good lap dance and lets me finger her for a while until I get hard
>puts condom on
>fucks me on top for like 6 minutes before I cum
>she gets dressed, leaves even though there was 35 minutes left in our hour

it was expensive and not what I was imagining, but I don't regret it. The worst part was she knew I was a virgin without me telling her.

ha ha ha the joke's on you, I never lost it !!

>Be 15
>Be bullied with mental issues
>Dive into chatrooms
>Find cute grill and hit it off
>Start LDR (stupider than fuck, now I know)
>Skype, text, call, all that jazz
>Want to marry her and shit

>2 years later
>Cunt started to abuse antidepressants that only made her black out
>Breaks up with me cause she doesn't "feel it" anymore
>Trying being friends for a week before she ignores me
>So god damn lonely
>Go see a Latina/Dominican hooker named Angel, $100 for 30 minutes
>Not as great as her pics, but a good 7.5/10
>Hard to cum, have to force myself at the end
>Typical confidence boost
>Black lady comes calls after me and scares the shit outta me
>Turns out I accidentally left a 20 in my wallet
>Apologize and hand her the dough
>Bus home
>Depression sets back in

Wish I saved it for someone, just a shut in/neet now and one of my worst fears is if I actually got into a relationship how I'd explain that I'm not a virgin, but I haven't kissed anyone yet. Also cause I'm socially retarded.

This has two distantly related parts

>Be me, 16
>Don't like cooking
>Mom tells me girls think guys who can cook are sexy
>Instantly develop interest in cooking
>Now I love cooking

And now what you've all been waiting for

>Be me, 19
>First year university
>Been trying to get laid all first semester
>So many near successes but no cigar
>Think "Fuck this, girls ain't shit"
>Shortly thereafter, I start talking to this girl from one of my classes
>We start dating before I know it
>One day I invite her to my house for lunch
>Red wine marinated steak, baked potatoes and asparagus
>"OMG user that was delicious!"
>Give her a hug and a kiss
>Kissing more
>End up on couch making out
>You could crack a granite countertop with my cock at this point
>Lead her up to my room
>Rubber up
>GG virginity
>tfw mom was right

>then this person is gay

>>Sup Forums

>Cook from age 6
>Always told girls love guys that can cook
>Always wanted a family since The Sims came out, but fuck that baby since he didn't age and all he did was cry
>move_objects_on mothefucka

>Be me now, 21
>Fat
>Food was my only comfort from 3rd grade onwards
>Anything I attempt other than baking comes out delicious
>No passion to cook anymore since I only liked cooking for friends.

> me 15, her 23
> met her online while playing WoW
> we help each other, get to know each other
> after few days exchange numbers
> Whatsapp and calls
> she is from the same town
> after a month I invite her over while my parents were on vacation
> she agrees and stays for a night
> tries to make me horny the whole day long
> shorthaired slampiggy with C to D cup tits
> We do it raw
> Just takes my dick and rides me
> got to put it in her butt afterwards
> cum buckets on her tits
> next morning we do it again
> leaves at evening
> contact fades, she ignores me
> mfw she got another dude
> mfw she says she doesn't know me
> mfw she announces a month later she is pregnant on Facebook

>nearly tore the condom.
>>Put it on my dick
>>Almost instantly go soft

LOST.

no need to read more

>so I was very in love with a girl at my school.
> My sister got me and my bf together

gay dude has a bf but likes a girl. wtf. gay

>>/lgbt/

Believe what you like. I know it happened

>Be 18, in last year of High School, just finished exams.
>Feeling good about life after an awesome year.
>Hanging with a cute girl in another town 30 mins away.
>Cute girl had massive jugs, had been wanting her since the start of the year.
>Told one of her friends I was into her.
>3 months later i get a random message from good girl, she's lonely.
>Head to girls house faster than Michael Schumacher to a #1 podium finish.
> It's dinner time, girls mum opens door.
>I'm kind of winging it as I've only just met this family and they're asking about my entire life over dinner.
>I ONLY CAME HERE TO FUCK YOUR DAUGHTER.
>It's 10pm and we go for a walk out to the lake near her house.
>Lay on shore of lake, start kissing,
>Good girl starts stroking my bar, could've cracked a walnut with it.
>Ask if this is a good place to do it.
>She says no.
>MFW thinking she doesn't want to giggidy.
>Girl says lets go to her place.
>Get to good girls room.
>Shares with her sister.
>Girl tries to wake sister and tell her to go to the spare room on the futon. Little sister doesn't wake up.
>Her brother is away so we go to his room and use his bed. Kinda weird but i couldn't care.
>Sloppy BJ time. Now i think back to it, she had done it before.
>Continues for about 2 minutes. Tell her i'm about to pop.
>She comes back up, we kiss a little, she says she doesn't want me to cum just yet and she wants to get on top.
>Good girl gets on top and starts bucking like crazy.
>Takes my hand and asks to rub her clit while she bucks like a bronco.
>She cums and moans hard.
>I'm about to nut so hard it'll blast a hole in her back.
>She lifts herself a little and i grab her hips and pump up toward her.
>Bust a load bigger than a can of dairy whip into her.
>All of this was raw, she was on the pill.


We met up a few times after that and fucked. turns out she had a BF.

Turns out she got around with alot of guys at the time when her BF was away.

She will always be known as the good girl.

Thanks man!

Lost it to a "lesbian" friend a month after graduation a few years back, she had female erectile dysfunction, being tight af didn't stop shit, find yourself a girl with the same problem

I honestly don't remember exactly when or who it was....I never got laid in high school, must have been my Freshman or sophomore year of college? Sophomore year I had sex with my 40 year old Iranian neighbor, she was fucking hot. And my roommate....

>still virgin at 21
>gave up a while ago
>fucked a hooker in an alley with a friend of mine at 6am in the morning

funnily enough, a year after that i started getting loads of pussy. i had about 7 girls in a single year, and then a gf that i've been with for over a year now.

Those girls could smell the ever lasting stank of the hooker. Instincts kick in, they know you squirted the seed for someone else and now they want it.

I don't blame her, because she could be in serious shit fucking a minor

>Be 15 male
>neice 14
>sleep in same bed
>bad timing
>A/C died, FML
>Can't sleep, stealth jerk w/baby oil
>Sleeping niece rolls
>Freeze, try to restart . . . FAIL
>Idea(bad), oil dick, unpants her
>Just the tip . . . slowly
>Feelsgoodman.jpg
>I hear whispers during pumps
>"ow . . . ow . . . ow"
>Get nervous as climax affives
>I cover her mouth, pump harder
>Oil still on my hand, poor grip
>Palms are sweaty, knees weak
>Arms are heavy. Pull out of her butt
>mom's spaghetti

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Hey man, good for you.

I messed around with a virgin girl who was an absolute slut in private. Then we broke up and she claims she wants to go back to abstinence. Women, amiright? Even though I know we're not right for each other in the least and the 'relationship' was a crutch, i miss her.
Or I'm just jealous that she could move on so easily.

wut

story time

>no sex until marriage
>sends nudes constantly

Immature girls are stupid, user.

mania turned you absolutel alpha?

This sounds like a superpower, user.

thank you dubs

You don't have to tell any girl how you lost it, user. no regrets.

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put just the tip in this drunk girl

Just did it with my gf at the beach (inside the water) 14 years ago. Today she's still my gf.

I don't blame her either if there's a chance she'd get in trouble.

Also unrealistic you two were in the same town. Don't fuck with me, mate.

>15
>Friend I stopped being close with but we starting talking again
>She's a slut
>Talks about being horny
>Jokingly say "I'm right here wink wink"
>mfw it worked
>went to her house
>user starts to have no idea what to do.
>she's naked
>awkward sex
>came on her tits

we banged like twice after which wasn't awkward though

>lesbian
>female erectile dysfunction
>extremely tight
>fucked her

Explain all of this, please user.

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Sup Forums stole mine when I was not looking

fat old ugly prostitute. Old photoshoped pictures with an up-down angle. She had a "sale" for the whole night for 300€.

I was tricked, but I was horny. I came first from a blowjob... and for the rest of the night, I lost my erection short after every time I put on a condom, so I could fuck 10-30 seconds before going limp.

Over time, I qualify it a positive experience. 25 and virgin was driving me mad. 30 and still have been only with prostitutes :(

>20 y.o in college
>shitshitshit everyone's fucking and I'm just sitting here masturbating
>Join campus DC++ network. Do a meetup and some are grills.
>We start doing Lost watch parties.
>One of them is a fatty but she's kinda cute and keeps eyeballing me.
>We date and I finally get to fuck
>Taking her doggystyle, look over and see our reflection in the TV.
>Some pale skinny nerd jackhammering a 300lb chubby. Wouldn't even watch if this was amateur porn.
>So be it.exe