Look in pants

>look in pants
>see this
>wat do

Become an hero

Question why my dick has legs, go back to fapping to MLP

Wonder how I became so much of a virgin that my penis grew arms to tear itself from my body in search of pussy.

Like that fish who had to get on land.

I wish my dick could be my co-op buddy.

Did you consume a twin in the womb?
Through your dick?

>look in shirt sleeve
>see this
>wat do

Give it a little rub, m8.

gross fuck off

enjoying your first day on Sup Forums ?

*Clip Clip*

>get dick hard
>move dick up and down vigorously
>basically genital is one of these
>go on tour
>wow audiences

O M G D I S G R U S T I N G
KYSNUFAG

Who's on the wrong here?

Yo dick got handlebars. Add streamers.

kek

Gotta put it in blender

Ask myself how my penis became Jewish.

Looks like a guy fell asleep on a rock.

>thank the sergon
>my dream of Turkey neck dick is complete