>look in pants
>see this
>wat do
Look in pants
Become an hero
Question why my dick has legs, go back to fapping to MLP
Wonder how I became so much of a virgin that my penis grew arms to tear itself from my body in search of pussy.
Like that fish who had to get on land.
I wish my dick could be my co-op buddy.
Did you consume a twin in the womb?
Through your dick?
>look in shirt sleeve
>see this
>wat do
Give it a little rub, m8.
gross fuck off
enjoying your first day on Sup Forums ?
*Clip Clip*
>get dick hard
>move dick up and down vigorously
>basically genital is one of these
>go on tour
>wow audiences
O M G D I S G R U S T I N G
KYSNUFAG
Who's on the wrong here?
Yo dick got handlebars. Add streamers.
kek
Gotta put it in blender
Ask myself how my penis became Jewish.
Looks like a guy fell asleep on a rock.
>thank the sergon
>my dream of Turkey neck dick is complete