When's the last time you had sex?

When's the last time you had sex?

Does a hot fudge enema count?

NaN

Yesterday

Sunday morning, hot af

2 weeks now

sunday night - very hot !

Well, I'm 28.

So... Never.

One year ago.

2 years ago

Give me your wizardry tips user

couple nights ago, told me she had the clap recently afterwards, anxious af now..

almost four years ago.
I am but a shadow of my former self now

Two weeks.

Sounds like you got blacked user

almost 5 years ago. i've given up

19, got a blowjob maybe 3 weeks ago. Never had sex yet

No.
I got fatted.

Havent had any yet. I prefer jerking off.

4 months ago or something. I'll go to a Thai massage in 2 weeks though. Can't wait

i think, you know [spoiler]never[/spoiler]

yesterday

More than half a year. Together for 10 years.
So desperate, that cuck porn turns me on so hard since it is so relevant to me. She says she is asexusl. Sometimes she lets me touch her ass while I masturbate. The thought is sitting so deep, that I imagine other hung guys fucking her while I do that.

keep telling yourself that user

Fucked a blonde in the ass no rubber last night. Pumped a load right up her colon.

two weeks ago, i was dating this tourist around my age. plan on hooking up with a co worker in a couple days. also she doesn't really masturbate, and has had 3 guys before. so this is gonna be a regular i do the work fuck.

who was that with and why didnt you guys fuck

Monday morning

Sunday afternoon.

>>>

like two days ago?

for you kiss-less virgins out there, once you're in a long term relationship, it kinda just becomes a task you have to put up with to keep them happy. I'd rather be playing xbox half the time, and that's generally what I do right after it.

November 2016.

2013, I think.

About a month ago, maybe 5 weeks.

Just got out of a long relationship and moved 2,500 miles back to my hometown. Pussy is scarce here. Only 17,000 people here and a lot of the chicks I used to know are wifed up, cracked out, in jail, or have wisely moved on from here.

Yeah long story short I'm in a transitional phase

This morning. I let him finish inside. Was cash.

Virgin beta male :(

How long was your previous relationship?

two weeks ago... im married XD

Almost 4 years, it's like I don't even care now, fml.

Gtfo

Not too long ago.
I fucked lots of astral pussy.

Felt good, man. They would vibrate my sacral chakra in such a sweet way

3 days now

How. Teach me pls

2015

Friday, raped the shit outta her consensually

Like I said, it was not too long ago, I'm on a new anti-psychotic now and it hasn't been doing it quite as much where I enter that realm.

Have you cheated on her?

I think that it'll be 10 years soon.
I absolutely feel like a virgin at this point, I don't feel confident to make moves anymore.

Stay strong friend, one must love when it's ready for it, not when it's lonely.

Friday, but I got head yesterday.

2 weeks ago, with my now ex

34 yo virgin here, hookers disgust me... I'll probably die a virgin.

october or november
not sure

Hookers are women too.
If you die a virgin, that's entirely up to you. Level 9 spells unlocked, tho.

yesterday with my sister , her tight pussy was amazing

I know they're people too, bet they turn me off and I can't help it. I can't even masturbate to a porn if I read the word "hooker" in the title.

8 years ago. The one and only time. *pumps fist*

yesterday

Green text?

April 2016

Just over a week ago

he was joking