Be me

>Be me
>18, 184 cm, 75 kg, pretty muscular
>out with girlfriend
>sit down on a bench at our local park
>2 muslims approach us
>start telling us to get up because it's "their" bench
>stand up and walk over to them
>tower over these 170 manlets
>begin talking in there native language to each other
>I don't speak terrorist
>they leave
>girlfriend seems impressed
>feelsgood.jpg
>we continue talking

fast forward 5 min

>see a group of 5 brown cumstains walking towards us
>see the 2 little shits with them
>they tell us to stand up
>me and my gf look at eachother
>we stand up in silence
>walk home in shame
>that face when I failed her
>that face when she told me she though I was made of sterner stuff
>that face when they got the last laugh

>75k
>pretty muscular

Pick one

> not carrying a gun

Ok thin whatevern I look pretty fit

In germany? How?

At least they didn't gang rape her in front of you while you were forced to watch

Discretion is the better part of valour, user. Ain't nobody gonna stand a chance against 5 guys.

Especially as your story is total bs

I don't need you to believe it,
besides what do I gain from making up stories to other anons?

I live in the UK, we have Muslims too.
Just tell em to fuck off, they can't fight.

Did she expect you to fight five (5) men? Possibly carrying weapons? This isn't a fucking Jackie Chan movie, dump her ass.

muslims may be the dumbest race in the world but you still cant 5v1 full grown ones

based portugal

>I don't speak terrorist

kek

You should have done the same they did, namely return with a couple of friends
>Not towing a 88mm Flugabwehrkanone

Europe: the post

I think she was expecting me to at least say something

Like what? "Ok"? What the fuck else could you have done?

i am a 170cm manlet and i weigh around 72 kg not even that muscular. damn son u need to eat more

Doctor told me I was fine, maybe a little underweight, still eat a ton though

>bei all den ölaugen keine scharfe dabei haben
Kek

ur a dumbass should of whipped ur cock out and winked at them while moving forward stroking ever so slowly

>184 cm
>tower over these 170 manlet
Spaghetti man

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hello democratic bull shit society hope you enjoy your cent per post

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Newfag, what does polbase mean?

75 kg isn't that light for a 184 guy? Or am I being a retard here