>Be me >18, 184 cm, 75 kg, pretty muscular >out with girlfriend >sit down on a bench at our local park >2 muslims approach us >start telling us to get up because it's "their" bench >stand up and walk over to them >tower over these 170 manlets >begin talking in there native language to each other >I don't speak terrorist >they leave >girlfriend seems impressed >feelsgood.jpg >we continue talking
fast forward 5 min
>see a group of 5 brown cumstains walking towards us >see the 2 little shits with them >they tell us to stand up >me and my gf look at eachother >we stand up in silence >walk home in shame >that face when I failed her >that face when she told me she though I was made of sterner stuff >that face when they got the last laugh
Andrew Price
>75k >pretty muscular
Pick one
James Collins
> not carrying a gun
Nicholas Clark
Ok thin whatevern I look pretty fit
Adrian Rodriguez
In germany? How?
Jonathan Brooks
At least they didn't gang rape her in front of you while you were forced to watch
Benjamin Baker
Discretion is the better part of valour, user. Ain't nobody gonna stand a chance against 5 guys.
Especially as your story is total bs
Gavin Williams
I don't need you to believe it, besides what do I gain from making up stories to other anons?
Jaxon Carter
I live in the UK, we have Muslims too. Just tell em to fuck off, they can't fight.
Kevin Rivera
Did she expect you to fight five (5) men? Possibly carrying weapons? This isn't a fucking Jackie Chan movie, dump her ass.
Alexander Miller
muslims may be the dumbest race in the world but you still cant 5v1 full grown ones
Kayden Foster
based portugal
Elijah Gutierrez
>I don't speak terrorist
kek
Gabriel Jenkins
You should have done the same they did, namely return with a couple of friends >Not towing a 88mm Flugabwehrkanone
Gabriel Reyes
Europe: the post
Jace Price
I think she was expecting me to at least say something
Samuel Wright
Like what? "Ok"? What the fuck else could you have done?
Ayden Nelson
i am a 170cm manlet and i weigh around 72 kg not even that muscular. damn son u need to eat more
Ayden Gomez
Doctor told me I was fine, maybe a little underweight, still eat a ton though
Oliver Ross
>bei all den ölaugen keine scharfe dabei haben Kek
Matthew Jones
ur a dumbass should of whipped ur cock out and winked at them while moving forward stroking ever so slowly
Ayden Kelly
>184 cm >tower over these 170 manlet Spaghetti man
Luke Roberts
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hello democratic bull shit society hope you enjoy your cent per post
Joshua Miller
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Newfag, what does polbase mean?
Daniel Rogers
75 kg isn't that light for a 184 guy? Or am I being a retard here