Just broke up with my girlfriend, reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight...

Just broke up with my girlfriend, reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight, NOTHING can save her from this.

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Fag

nice meme

Fuck

What does my mom have to do with your breakup?

Also, I hope your mom gets prostate cancer, you stupid faggot

Woooweeeeee

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what has this got to do with anything

topkek

mala serpiente y saliva muerta en tu cabeza
has venido a quitar todo y ahora todo te llevas
el sonido del dolor y de la víscera
a tu lado retumban

If not dubs op will die painfully from anal parasites, nothing can stop this

faquette

Ok

L

Faggot

Not dubs, op rip 2017

faggot

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good meme m8

k

Gay

Welcome to Sup Forums, my fellow, let me be your guide and show you our realm.

Here, you can talk about almost everything. Are you on CP? Done. Trannies? Done. D. Trump hate? Yup. Wanna share opinions about GoT? Go for it, my boy.

But, gimme a sec... Oh, I see... you want some attention. Well, my lil grasshopper, Attention (with capital A) is a very rare and valuable commodity. Very rare, indeed, an, as other commodities around, is have a price. You must pay for it, in advance, by the way.

Our legal currency is "Nudes". You need to pay a equal sum of nudes for amount of Attention you want.

Long story short, bro: GIVE US SOME NUDES OF YOUR EX OR SHUT THE FUCK OFF!

u got me

fuck you

Hope your girlfriend burns your shit.

>nothing can save her
so replying also cant fix this,contradictory to what you said before about a reply
Get your shit right,faggot

thicc

Hope your girlfriend gets plowed tonight

OP why u so fag

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faking gey

Sorry for ur loss

Fuck you

Ghey

too early for this kind of posts

no u

faggot

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c

fk u

well ok

Fuck you

Gotcha covered fam

gay

go die in a fire asshole...

kys

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Shit got beaten

Fluoride in drinking water
Fluoride in Teflon coating
Lead contamination in soil
Lead paint
Estrogen in drinking water
Radionuclide contamination in high phosphorus fertilizer
Slag exposure
Food shortage
Over population
Eugenics
Civil unrest
Boredom
Pathogens
World peace?
Aliens
Aliens
Dark wizards
Psychics
Class warfare
Class warfare
Supervolcanoes
Accidental injury
Depression
Criminal behaviour
Fluoride in toothpaste
Under exercise
Tooth decay
Poor oral hygiene
Coconuts
Ragweed
Fire ants
Killer bees
Climate change
Stagnation
Illegal dumping
Orbital drift
Greed
Xenophobia
Corruption?
Gender warfare
Black widow/brown recluse
Gamma radiation
Seismic anomaly
Political warfare
Degradation
Devaluation of human life
Drug abuse
(NOTHING) by having read nothing you have saved her and no longer have to reply

Fug u

I'm gay

Nice one.

But I don't wan't her to die... :(

THTTHHHHIIIIIICCC

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Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt your feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance
Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)
Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what
If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble,
And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances
You were just what the doctor ordered

I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rapbot

But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes
I got a laptop in my back pocket
My pen'll go off when I half-cock it
Got a fat knot from that rap profit
Made a living and a killing off it
Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office
With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his nut-sack
I'm an MC still as honest
But as rude and indecent as all hell syllables, killaholic (Kill 'em all with)
This slickety, gibbedy, hibbedy hip hop
You don't really wanna get into a pissing match with this rappidy rap
Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac, pack backpack rap, yep, yackidy-yac
The exact same time I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing
That I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table
Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half
Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact
How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my wrath of attack
Rappers are having a rough time period, here's a Maxipad
It's actually disastrously bad
For the wack while I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece as

I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
Let me show you maintaining this shit ain't that hard, that hard

-_-

fuck you cunt!11

NOTHING is here to save the day

fgt

I AM NOT THE 'TEAM MOM' JUST BECAUSE I AM A GIRL WHO MAINS A HEALER. IT'S NOT MY JOB TO CALM DOWN BABIES WHO ARE 'TRIGGERED'! NO, YOU'RE NOT TRIGGERED, YOU'RE JUST AN ASSHOLE WHO DOESN'T HAVE ANY FORM OF SELF CONTROL WHEN IT COMES TO ANGER/EMOTIONS. YOU THINK I'M NOT FRUSTRATED THAT WE'RE LOSING? I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO MEDIATE/USE MY 'PHONE OPERATOR' VOICE TO GET PEOPLE TO ACT LIKE DECENT HUMAN BEINGS! AND STOP CALLING ME A "GRILL"! STOP ASKING IF I'M A "GIRL/FEMALE/GRILL/WOMAN" AND IF I MAIN MERCY BECAUSE OF THAT! NO, I MAIN MERCY BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE WILL HEAL IF I DON'T! I'M HONESTLY SO TIRED OF BEING TEAM BABYSITTER! THERE'S A REASON I MADE A SMURF ACCOUNT THAT I DON'T USE VOICE CHAT ON JUST SO I CAN PLAY DPS! THE MOMENT PEOPLE HEAR A GIRL'S VOICE THEY SAY 'GO PLAY HEALER'. NO, YOU PLAY HEALER AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, LEARN HOW TO CONTROL YOUR TRIGGERED MOUTH SPEW!

Fuck

fuck off, cunt

dsa