/biathlon/ aka Chicks with Guns: Miri nicht-nominiri Edition

Today is the first competition of this years Biathlon World Championship. While officially the WC has already """"started"""" three days ago, on this Thursday the 9th of February is in fact the very first chance to collect metal. At least for some athletes. Because the opener will be Mixed Relay, the circle of winning contestants shrinks to a small group of people. Nontheless, this should be treated as a little warm up for the upcomming (and way more important) competitions.

Basically, this means it's gonna be a koselig afternoon, sitting on a comfy couch with on eye on the race and the other one browing the net for pictures of Miriam Gössner.

As already mentioned, today is the Mixed Relay starting at about 14.45 with the Girls' 7.5km Sprint to follow tomorrow.
The entire schedule reads like this:

>09 FEB 2017 14:45 2x6 + 2x7.5 Mixed Relay
>10 FEB 2017 14:45 Women 7.5 km Sprint Competition
>11 FEB 2017 14:45 Men 10 km Sprint Competition
>12 FEB 2017 10:30 Women 10 km Pursuit Competition
>12 FEB 2017 14:45 Men 12.5 km Pursuit Competition
>15 FEB 2017 14:30 Women 15 km Individual Competition
>16 FEB 2017 14:30 Men 20 km Individual Competition
>17 FEB 2017 14:45 Women 4x6 km Relay Competition
>18 FEB 2017 14:45 Men 4x7.5 km Relay Competition
>19 FEB 2017 11:30 Women 12.5 km Mass Start Competition
>19 FEB 2017 14:45 Men 15 km Mass Start Competition

Join us if you can!

Other urls found in this thread:

twitter.com/Eurosport_FR/status/829701392470155264
youtube.com/watch?v=SiykIc9cOGA
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

24 teams starting today.

Mixed Relay starting list 1/2

1. NORWAY
OLSBU Marte
ECKHOFF Tiril
BOE Johannes Thingnes
SVENDSEN Emil Hegle

2. GERMANY
HONZ Vanessa
DAHLMEIER Laura
PEIFFER Arnd
SCHEMPP Simon

3. ITALY
VITTOZZI Lisa
WIERER Dorothea
HOFER Lukas
WINDISCH Dominik

4. RUSSIA
PODCHUFAROVA Olga
AKIMOVA Tatiana
LOGINOV Alexander
SHIPULIN Anton

5. FRANCE
CHEVALIER Anais
DORIN HABERT Marie
FILLON MAILLET Quentin
FOURCADE Martin

6. SWEDEN
OEBERG Hanna
MAGNUSSON Anna
NELIN Jesper
LINDSTROEM Fredrik

7. CZECH REPUBLIC
PUSKARCIKOVA Eva
KOUKALOVA Gabriela
MORAVEC Ondrej
KRCMAR Michal

8. USA
DUNKLEE Susan
EGAN Clare
BAILEY Lowell
DOHERTY Sean

9. SWITZERLAND
GASPARIN Selina
HAECKI Lena
WEGER Benjamin
WIESTNER Serafin

10. UKRAINE
PIDHRUSHNA Olena
DZHIMA Yuliia
SEMENOV Sergey
PIDRUCHNYI Dmytro

11. AUSTRIA
HAUSER Lisa Theresa
HARTWEGER Fabienne
EDER Simon
LANDERTINGER Dominik

12. SLOVENIA
GREGORIN Teja
ERZEN Anja
DOVZAN Miha
BAUER Klemen

2/2

13. FINLAND
LAUKKANEN Mari
KAISA
GRONMAN Tuomas
HIIDENSALO Olli

14. BELARUS
SKARDINO Nadezhda
KRYUKO Iryna
CHEPELIN Vladimir
BOCHARNIKOV Sergey

15. KAZAKHSTAN
POLTORANINA Olga
KISTANOVA Anna
BRAUN Maxim
SAVITSKIY Yan

16. POLAND
MAKA Anna
MITORAJ Kinga
SZCZUREK Lukasz
PENAR Rafal

17. BULGARIA
YORDANOVA Emilia
STOYANOVA Desislava
GERDZHIKOV Dimitar
ILIEV Vladimir

18. KOREA
AVVAKUMOVA Ekaterina
FROLINA Anna
KIM Yonggyu
LEE In-Bok

19. ESTONIA
LEHTLA Kadri
TALIHAERM Johanna
ZAHKNA Rene
KOIV Kauri

20. SLOVAKIA
FIALKOVA Paulina
GEREKOVA Jana
HASILLA Tomas
OTCENAS Martin

21. LITHUANIA
KOCERGINA Natalija
RASIMOVICIUTE-BRICE Diana
STROLIA Vytautas
SUSLAVICIUS Rokas

22. CANADA
RANSOM Julia
CRAWFORD Rosanna
GREEN Brendan
GOW Scott

23. ROMANIA
PISCORAN Luminita
TOFALVI Eva
FAUR Remus
PUCHIANU Cornel

24. JAPAN
TACHIZAKI Fuyuko
FURUYA Sari
TACHIZAKI Mikito
KOBONOKI Tsukasa

25. LATVIA
BENDIKA Baiba
JUSKANE Zanna
RASTORGUJEVS Andrejs
BRICIS Ilmars

She's Hinz pls :)

Also, I can see easily 5 teams fighting for the first place. Gonna be interesting

Also Ukraine, 6th.
And Austrian seems very strong, if women will not fail(I hope they will not, i will be so happy for lisa's gold! and eder with landi are good guys too(no homo), pity they don't win often)

>(no homo)

I noticed only now, how similar Landi and Eder look. True german aryans?

>While officially the WC has already """"started"""" three days ago,
by which way?

Where to find a video from Opening Ceremony and athler's parade?

biathlonresults.com shows

>IBU World Championship Hochfilzen (AUT)6 FEB - 19 FEB 2017

Don't know what that shoupd mean. Couldn't find out what happened until now.


Start in one bong btw.

Can somebody redpill me on which part of Switzerland Lolita comes from?

who is this qt on the tv?

LET'S GO NORWAY

Here we go.

Can root for MDH today.

Based camera guy tracking Pudshufarova's fat ass. Nice.

BASED OLSBU

>the city of czechia

Egger beer a shit.

>czechs choke in a relay

oh, it's WC alright

Is this some kind of Austrian Sterni?

MDH already red before eve n starting.

who are you talking about? are you watching eurovision stream?

Laukkanen sixth and Kaisw to go. Too bad finnish """ men""" will choke it away.

>zooming into olsbu's non existing ass
Don't fuck this up, Tiril

Marie

Vittozzi a cute

feelsbadman

>Dahlmeier, Makarainen, Eckhoff, Dorin and Wierer

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

For fuck's sake Tiril

Germany wins lol

Don't like that meditereanan facial structure.

>Dahlmeier
Not a qt though.

>epic_tiril_fail.jpg

>>>>>>>>>>>>

Go Marie!

Yeah, Dahlmeier looks like a horse. Was talking about how good they are

The shots of the leading group shows MDH's delicious thiccness.

MDH is a twig, what are you talking about?

Akimova is cute

who? we have no stram at 16:35
describe her

Compare her to Kaisa or Marie.

Anyone else /italy/ here?

Please god let Fillon Maillet fuck this up

for the love of god let quetin fillon maillet do good. This is the only race we need this from since men's relay is basically dead.

idk im watching the yle broadcast on tv

>Canada/France
>we

>Dahlmeier

Excellent

ya shes hot

>putting_make_up_on_a_pig.jpg

was she blonde? do yle have stream records on their site/torrents/youtube?

Medal lost

Congrats on the gold, Germany

RIP our medal chances

delicious choking

FUCCKKKKKK GODDAMNIT THIS GUY IS FUCKING USELESS

Can we all just agree that France is the only team that shall not win?

This is not Doro Wierer.

Yeah, I'm sometimes actually impressed what make up artists and pro photographers can do. Even Breivik said it pays off to invest in a professional shooting.

QUENTIN WTF ARE YOU DOING

rip

EPO-Loginov in good shape.

Looks like the doping finally kicked in for Loginov

Sorry Jean-Pierre. I feel bad for MDH but as long as Fucktard is competing and want to see you spreading your cheeks and getting fucked.

her?

or her?

It's because he is winning all the time? Cuz he seems to be a stand up guy.

This is Honz.

Hmm. Only 22 seconds up to third place.
Please clutch this Emil.

Holy shit Fourcade

TUT TUT LES RAGEUX

aaargh fourcade strong

>tied with sweden after 7 shootings

Great shooting by Svendsen, but not going to catch Martin.

Nah, I was a big Bjoerndalen fan when he was at his peak. And he was even more dominating.

Fouktard is just awkward. He's a fucking autist. He has a fucking hideous face, almost looks like a merchant, has this fucking annoying hipster beard (jesus, shave it off or let it grow, but stop treating it like a face-pussy, you faggot).

He tries hard to be that funny guy but he's just retarded. Someone posted here, how he bantered Miri like a sucker.

He has this fucking annoying Im-the-worlds-greatest-attitude and the media can't stop jizzing all over him.

>has this fucking annoying hipster beard (jesus, shave it off or let it grow, but stop treating it like a face-pussy, you faggot).
he has natural beard, not hipster

>He tries hard to be that funny guy
he doesnt

>He has this fucking annoying Im-the-worlds greatest-attitude
he is

>And he was even more dominating.
No he wasn't.

Ok you're just salty I guess. That's ok go get your gold medal senpai.

CYKA BLYAT!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck, why are Fourcade, Shipulin and Schempp so good

Congrats on the first gold of the championship, Germany, well deserved.

Shipulin is an idiot, he should let Martin take the lead

They're gonna fight at the end of the race right?

>Ok you're just salty I guess

I guess you're just salty that Bjoerndalen and Fischer took turns fucking Poiree in their prime. Now, you're jerking off Foucktard beating a grampa.

Great race by Martin, shame Fillon Maillet lost the gold.

Martin is a sneaky snake

Feel kinda bad for Italy tbqh

geez laweez

>first time since 2009 that Norway doesn't medal in this event at the World Championship

Fourcuck resorting to blocking his opponents lane

Fuck the french

russians are not human and therefore cannot be classified as opponents

twitter.com/Eurosport_FR/status/829701392470155264
Haha

>yeah, totally not a hipster beard

amirite?

this

dirty frog, not the first time he plays dirty

also sad for shupulin finish, i really thiugh he gonnd rekt martin on the last 70 meters, like he did with svendesen last year

but i am happy for anton's uphill, he did let martin go

>chezch

YAAAAAAY WE ARE WORLD CHAMPIONS ONCE AGAIN! :)

>he did not let martin go

its not a hipster beard, its just 'dont shave for few days'

send a kiss to Hinz from me

Shipulin should have stayed behind Martin the whole lap and do the effort in the last 100 meters. Don't know why he tired himself taking the lead knowing he wouldn't distance him

Fourcade kek.. love this crazy frog. a nice race and a nice start for world championship. Can't wait to watch more nice ladies' asses tomorrow.

>Shipulin should have stayed behind Martin the whole lap
No, then Martin could have a chance to go uphil. Maybe that was Anton's thought. Or he was too confident.

>Don't know why he tired himself taking the lead knowing he wouldn't distance him
He could not let Martin go whole lap and out run him in last 70meters, Martin is weak finisher, not even top-5.

also youtube.com/watch?v=SiykIc9cOGA

This. Such a qt and looks like a finnish.

Kaisa vs Laura? ;)

I feel like our guys are not as good as our girls, so these could very well be exciting races.

Lel, how long do you think until Fourcuck start to wear eyeliner for men?

Putinbot, please

Is Miriam participating? She's like part Norwegian so I'm rooting for her. Also dat ass

The only reason to pick Dahlmeier's ass over Kaisa's is that this implies that under no circumstances you have to look in this hampster face.

She's being operated.
Season is over.

you sound a bit buttblasted

Look at thread title! Also, I'm waiting for a norwegian pantsuu show like Tiril

:(

Laura = cute!
>not wanting yet another German gold.
I feel like I care about the sport itself too much.

Laura was running awesome today, but those four misses... damn...