Vocaroo Thread

Vocaroo Thread
I'll read whatever you cool kids post
Join the discord if you like being bored with fucks discord gg/f5NUz6X

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3 days remain

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you gotta pay up my nigger

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My, my, daddy, you cock is very adorable! Can i lick it?

Daddy be nimble, daddy be quick, Daddy, has a rock hard dick.
One cummy, two cummy, three cummy, four.
Daddy cums so much, he can’t cum anymore.
Ghost cummy, Ghost cummy, don’t be scared!
There’s always more cummies that can be shared.
Daddy make me squishy, daddy makes me wet.
Daddy treats me like his little pet.
Daddy makes me happy, daddy is sweet,
Daddy likes to give me his cummies to eat.
Daddy makes me happy and I make him happy too,
I suck on his dick and watch it grow huge.
Daddy isn’t scary, daddy is brave.
Daddy really likes it when I behave.
Better not cry, better not pout,
Better let daddy make you squishy throughout.
Just me and my daddy hanging out.
I got pretty hungry, so I started to pout.
He asked if I was down for something yummy.
I asked “What?”, he said he’d give me his cummy.
I drink them, I slurp them, I swallow them whole.
To makes daddy happy, it’s my only goal.
Harder daddy, harder daddy!
One cummy, two cummy, three cummy, four.
I’m daddy’s little princess, but I’m also a whore.

We will carry out the new creation of destruction through the power of righteousness. Territories... peoples... authorities... all will be liberated. This is the new state "A World With No Boundaries" will create. Neither nations nor nationalities have meaning. We will erase these unnecessary borders. The World With No Boundaries will pen a new story. The world will change."

Bruno Mars is gay is the most discussed in the media in the few years ago. Even it has happened in 2012, but some of the public still curious about what is exactly happening and to be the reason there is a rumor comes out about his gay. At that time he became the massive social networking rumor.

The public, especially his fans are shocked. He just came out with his bad rumor which is spread massively. This time is not about his music career, but his bad rumor. The rumor is out of standardize of hoax, according the last reported this singer revealed himself as homosexual. Do you still believe or not, this rumor is really much talked by people even in a person of his fans.

Pathetic.

You're aware OP is male, right?
Even Revy sounds weird reading this autism

OP is best OP

i know

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Hold on some fucks are distracting me

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wew lad wew lad, cant you see, all i want is mommies tendies.

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Degenerate!
Degenerates!
The happening is now!
Its happening!
Get out of my way, degenerate!
Fascism? This is Kekistan!

Zeta is the coolest dude

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veddy nice

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Zeta is a nigger loving kike

I can fap to this

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Zeta can off himself

"If you beg for it I'll fill up your pussy"

Zeta is the most radical, gnarly dude I've ever seen

I think I made the exact same comment when I recorded that shit.. I'm surprised people don't post more shitty copypasta here

That is a lie and you know it

Zeta...

The worst thing has happened just yesterday.

I was sitting there in front of my PC, pants down, fapping to one of the hottest hentai pic I could've ever found on my hard disk, when my mother walked in.

Normally, I would've just tried to hide my erection by pulling my pants back up and pretending to do something else, preferably the least suspicious possible, but not then.

As I was nearing the end of my masturbatory session and couldn't hold it back anymore, I closed my eyes and let myself overwhelm to the orgasm just at the same moment she opened that damned door. I knew I should've locked it, but I believed nobody would've ever bothered entering without asking beforehand.

Thus, being unable to see anything for all the time I enjoyed the, let's say, "warm feeling", I couldn't have noticed she was here since the beginning.

So, yeah, my mother saw me ejaculating till the last drop of semen, and in the lewdest way possible, even.
It was only when I was finally done and did a swift peek to see if I had done any mess on the floor, that I realized her presence.
My heart went right down my stomach at her sight: she was just standing there, staring at me with dismay, then left the room without saying anything. I'm not lying if I admit that, then as now, I just wanted to die due to the huge embarrassment that followed.

About a day has passed since the incident, and she hasn't spoke a word to me yet. She hasn't made it evident, but I strongly sense that the good old days have abruptly come to an end for me.

And between you and me, something amazing happened... and now I can talk to animals! It's really cool, but totally secret. And you know what? Life's never been the same.

This one time I was watching Toy Story 2 and just as I was about to cum, I jammed my finger down my urethra to stop the cummies from coming out. I let it harden and then made a pee pee cummie poo. I splurge for Zerg.

no zetaposting allowed

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There is still hope for this world, user. Become one with the meme. In great numbers the power of memes is amplified to god levels. You can use them to summon Kek. He is the only one that can defeat Moloch now. You know that girl is counting on you to save her, you better hurry and prepare for you final battle. Are you ready? Come back when you are ready. Then lets do this!

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These are pretty autistic

Movie announcer dirty talk.. i can dig it

zeta so rad is mai waifu and I finger myself to the thought of his young, smooth, slender feminine benis impregnating my boipucci every single night

also zeta if your reading this pls respond

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thanks

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zeta here

Capitalism and Communism are two sides of the same international Jewish coin.

Prove it nignog

h-how

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post your yummy yummy i want your cummy in my tummy femcock

i should use these voice samples for some sort of shitpost later

Moloch smells like ass!

proof

kek

zeta off yourselve

Zeta is a fucking faggot. Vokun is top tier nigga

k

Why did you black out your email faggot

i don't want fags like you emailing me

cuz dox you dumb fuck

dubs nao

Did OP abandon thread?

You can email me considering I gave you mine 2 months ago. Still nothing

op is a faget

that's not a dickpic, dumb nigger can't even follow the simpler instruction smdh

So is Zeta

oh no OP abandoon trhead what do

At least he is cute

That's debatable

waaaaaaaaa OP abandon thread

fek you

Does somebody else want to take over the thread?

No it isn't, quick Zeta post a pic to shut this nigger the fuck up

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pls do

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pls don't bully me

thanks you

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Aren't you the same guy who made this thread a while back? I remember because you sound a lot like Cr1tiKaL (or however you spell his name).

I hereby declare this random britanon, known as Vokun, as the High King of Sup Forums.

yes zeta here
add me on the discord

here you go

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STOP POSTING AND BULLYING ME

Let's settle this question with the help of this poll once and for all:

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haha nice meem

Here is some proof of zeta's faggotry

tbh zeta's the faggot that probably made this poll

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hellbent?

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bump because zeta's a massive fag

This thread offends me as a vegan transgender hipster Transracial-Native-American-Indo-Chinese hybrid alien agnostic-atheist German engineer who vapes fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed and hydrated extra-protein soy breast milk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra naked crossfit yoga 5 times per week. I'm also a nonbinary trigender genderqueer male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarian pansexual genderfluid Apache helicopter dog of mega multi alpha beta gamma delta omega combo god of hyper death who's in a polygamous polyamorous relationship to the chihuahua which helped me cross the border of Mexico because it hates Donald Trump. My dog also walks me to the park and doggy styles me, if you find that weird you're an ignorant arrogant homophobic gender-assuming globaphobic bloodthirsty gun-loving cisgender pansexual beastialophobic sexist racist incestophobic white-previlege misogynistic biased objectified raped privileged Nazi slave owner terrorist lesbian. BTW my pronouns are "God" "god's" and "Godself"?

here is a better poll strawpoll.me/13659698

can you say: "Robert? what the FUCK are you doing in Estonia get back to finland!"

i have a Chinese friend named Robert

no

fuck you flavio you're such an egotistical faggot

WHO'S THE IMPOSTER

*raises paw*

>paw
FUCKING FURRY REEEEEEE
ZETA HAS NO TIME FOR FURRY TRASH