Guys my gfs mom walked in on us fucking while she's on her period, what the fuck do I do...

Guys my gfs mom walked in on us fucking while she's on her period, what the fuck do I do? I'm sitting in her room and I really gotta pee but I don't wanna leave.

Be a man

I mean there's nothing wrong with fucking a girl on the rag

Bit icky but if you're cool with that who cares

Piss down your gfs throat.

It's not really a big deal unless she's really religious; just go out and pee.

LMFAO

I had thin walls and used to bang a girl and walk out like a boss and no one said a thing. Would be in the bathroom right next to my room and would keep banging.

Walk like the alpha dog you are out of the room

Walk out and initiate sex with your gfs mom

Exactly what I would do

This

>Walk out and initiate sex with your gfs mom
Yes then you'll be the alpha of the house

Guys the only reason why you run red lights is so you can cum inside. Everyone knows that. Her mom probably does too :(

How's living a lie going for you?

Or with sissy dad

1st faggot

What do you mean?

kek

OP here
If I use her period blood as a dip, which chips would you recommend for the optional taste?

I didn't know about this. I like this terminology, too.

Out the window.

>optional taste

I'd recommend youtube videos centered around grade school learning.

There's no egg to fertilize if she's bleeding it out

Ask if she wants to join

I got fucking smelly jelled blood all over my dick but I'm to nervous to face my gfs parents rn.

ASK KF THEY WANT TO JOIN YPU FAGGOT

Ok guys they went to bed. I'm stuck with them until the end of the month. We on vacation in Crimea