Hey guys im going to a strip club for the first time tonight for a friend's bachelor party...

hey guys im going to a strip club for the first time tonight for a friend's bachelor party. are there any tips you can give me to make it not awful? i hate clubs and im imagining it to be the same, only with tits.

Don't wear jeans, wear something nice so the dancers will think you have money

dollar a song. buy some drinks. talk to the strippers and lie to make yourself cooler. dont ask how much money they make.

pic not related. they dont look like that.

all i own are jeans and t shirts. and one button down. also i dont excpet to get my dick sucked, i just dont wanna be a total beta

Don't touch the stripper unless she touches you first and make sure they are nice touches, don't give them more than 3 bucks at a time every few minutes or so, get a drink to relax but don't drink too much because you will enjoy the boobies and vajays better this way. When they go back stage or leave act like they stopped existing and they maybe back for more from you but mostly it's surprising how average these girls are deep down and they come in all shapes and sizes so don't expect all pornstars

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bring cocaine
strippers love cocaine

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If want some fun, find a BBW stripper, black with dumb name like Dark Chocolate is preferable, and tell her to give the bachelor a lap dance

thats a dude thats been to a strip club

oddly enough, we were talking about seeing if they would let us get the bachelor onstage in a chair blindfolded and let our friend fat bill slap the bachelor in the face with his titties for a couple minutes. we'd pay of course, but we thought it would be fun

Do it, but ask the manager beforehand. Dont ask the night of the bachelor party

thats a good point. ill get the guy orchestrating the whole thing to set it up.

>all I own are jeans and t shirts
>I just dont wanna be a total beta

too late.

Don't go out on the balcony alone.

try telling that to a biker. see how beta jeans a t shirts can be

I used to have an album of that girl, but I lost it, can't remember her name, and image search is only bringing up a bunch of bogus "Maisie Williams nude leaked" links. What is the source on that picture please my dick needs it.

Imma smother you in my tittays

Nvm I found it again. Emily Walker/Toradoki

honestly, i only have it saved cause it was a rumored leak. but you're right, it was proven fake. sorry man, i wish i knew myself. looks identical to an ex of mine and id love to know if it was actually her.

good find. its not who i had hoped, but better than nothing

are you complaining about tits?

just come out of the closet fucking faggot

yeah. millennials are not retaraded at all

no, im more complaining that they dont serve alcohol and i can get tits and beer at home for free without a bunch of sad guys around pawing at anything with a pulse. i just wanna know what to expect and what to do to not just sit at the stage all night.

buy some good fitting cotton chinos in a few different colours and some good fitting flannel/zip up hoodies. you can just not button them up and layer over your other t-shirts. looks a lot better and still casual plus barely changing your outfit.

i also hate jeans and t-shirt combo.

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I feel you bro, I was in the same boat.

I just watched my buddy interact with them and tried it myself. I'm also damn near autistic so if I can do it you can do it.
Don't let the ugly/fat ones get your money, politeness is fine but only pay the ones worth it.

Also take the shit out of your front pockets before you get a dance.

Bring your 3ds and pwn n00bs at mario kart. Ignore everything else, order one sprite from the bar

So are you like FBI or what?

>i can get tits and beer at home for free
Why the fuck are you here?

i dont know user, a sprite might be a little too balls out for me. im gonna stick to the old club soda/ice combo

quality ref before that site went to shit

im not gonna drink at 2 in the afternoon like a fucking degenerate and i have to go to this shit regardless so i figured id see if i could get some pointers

2B?

He should bring a Switch there as well.

what? like, or not 2B? i dont get it

i dont have a switch. im not ballin like that, son

>they dont serve alcohol
Washington state?

no, pennsylvania. some bullshit about cant serve alcohol at a full nude club.

MODS!!!!!

Shit no alcohol?

> Rose cosplay
> Feferi sticker

Muh gurl

Strip clubs are unequivocally amongst the saddest places in the world.

$12 beers, busted, sad, strung-out women approaching you constantly with "how you doin', thweetie?" until you give her a dollar to go away, sweaty middle eastern guys in cheap business suits drooling at the tattooed dancers on stage... it's not fun. Sure, there are tits... but there are also tits in places where your shoes don't stick to the floor.

I'd rather go to a fucking Dave and Buster's for a bachelor party. At least they have skee-ball.