Eternal /trb/

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Macca's official /trb/ database:
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so nice of butters to link to ICBINB's yread

3rd for will keen was an overrated sack of shit

*BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP*

I doubt a cloth hanger would sound like that.

6th for jair was an overrated sack of shit

this is what happens when you don't play Magal

>reach the semi final
>check out how much money I could win
>see this
why should I even try to win this shit?

for the fans

for the rep boost that will allow you to attract better players

>why should I win a trophy

why do you even manage or care about sports?

I'm dumb, that was for the first round, the final winner prize is MUCH higher

>irl
>ultra defensive 5 at the back tictacs are strong
>fm
>all out attack bielsa memes are strong
why

>(You)
you also get decent gate receipts

Royston Drenthe (29) retired today to become a rapper

F

not like anyone still wanted him

What the fuck do i do now??

Match engine can never handle very defensive tactics very well. Defender AI is always flawed one way or another.

He was hot shit in 06 iirc

Catenaccio works because it denies the opponent from getting into the box

Have fun

6 fucking clear cut chances and my shitty fucking strikers can't even put one ball into the goal

Didn't someone else retire to become a rapper recently

where has butters qt post gone? I just felt like rewatching the webbum.

Gerbil Sissy retired to become a DJ

Turn on harder tackling and just try to murder them for the remaining 20 minutes.

>tfw you get to the FA Cup 5th round
>that gate receipts money
registered the first and only sellout too

delete save man, or loan some strikers from the epl

>thought 17 had some new player roles
>it's just butters language

>far better side in white 0-1 QPR against the run of play
where have we seen this before?

Extremo sounds pretty badass like a Mexican super villain

Who /Walking Boyz/ here?

IT'S WORKING

Of course.

I hope you're actually playing as them.

Was thinking I might get a bunch of central/south American/island nations db and do someone like that

up the Horseeds

tfw i just realised i've had roam from positions off for the last god knows how many games and without it enabled my team makes no attempt at running into space whatsoever

could have been going up to the prem this year :(

Anyone playing MLS? Started it yesterday, kinda comfy.

>letting your players roam from their positions

>that name

i don't get it

why is he doing that? I don't understand this webm at all

buy him and then get a vietnamese player to spite him

Roam is absolutely essential to any decent attack

KEK

anyone else know the feel when you're wondering why the highlight is dragging on so long and then you realise that you clicked to 20 minutes ago in the game so you're just watching the whole fucking thing

One of my players just asked to go on extended leave and I said I'd let him, but he hasn't gone automatically.

In Squad>Extended Leave it also says there are no players currently in need to extended leave.

How do I get him to fuck off for a week or two? I don't want another player mutiny on my hands

iktfb

>Start a Sunday Leaguer/No managerial skills save.

>Get hired by Barnet, do ok, no promotion.

>Get Hired by Exeter, achieve promotion and League 2 MOTY.

>2 consecutive years missing promotion to Championship in playoffs.

>Resign amicably

>Literally can't get an interview with any team higher than League 1 or 2 or Championship team shitter.

>Fuck this game.

I think
player -> development -> rest

welp

>resigning when you were that close to promoting
>expecting mid-table championship sides to hand you a job when you've not even managed to get into the league

>can't take the team to Championship level
>complains about shitty Championship teams being the best he can get into
be glad they'd be willing to take you
post Bannis

No fucking second tier Italian or French sides will even give me a look either.

Fucking shit.

Cheers lad, ill try it

interested to know what PA he has but i doubt it's much more than 100 so i doubt i'll give him a chance

>3 points away from playoffs with 10 games to go
with this form it could just be habbening

he decided to lob the keeper and hit the crossbar
speaking of form, remember that big losing streak?

that was the dark times when i forgot i had roam from positions off desu

>8 points away from 20th with 10 games to go
with you as manager it could just habben

fuck off

9 games

a few points

ARE WE GONNA DO IT

>your facepack

>mfw my facepack

>your facepack

>my facepack

please do something, it's killing me

...

selfie @Auschwitz #swag #yolo

>spent 8M on this hue just because Madrid and Barcelona wanted him
>don't even have a foreign spot on the first team
>board mad because i wasted too much on him

I hope he carries my B team to the second division at least.

>hoarding players

>my facepack

>the magical realm of your facepack

please stop

...

stop this right now

>wikihow.com/Forget-Something-Horrible-You-Saw-on-the-Internet
here, takes this, you'll need it after today

i can't be stopped

>that facepack

>one of the illustrations suggests you use rebbit
how about go fuck yourself

stream when

tungsten pls go

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fuck me that's just frightening

i'll stop now just no more milesposting

been scouting for a decent trequartista for my new 4-2-2-2 tactic, think i can get this guy on a free at the end of his contract?

never mind this dude has much more reasonable wages

youtu.be/T1rtKss9xXs
Its terrible

Cockfosters are coming for the Prem lads

>(The Ryman Premier)

>president retiring at the end of the season

What now? Does the club get sold or does another person take over?

are they ever going to make another good fm game like 15?

you get fired lol

>Spaniard doesn't know about having presidents instead of chairmen
hmmmmm

We have elections at my club

Home advantage was absolutely mental this season

Is this a normal thing?

live with the last 8 games of the season

the story so far

FM makes home advantage absolutely insane.

The thing is Celta's president is thinking about retiring in real life and none of his sons want to take over so he's thinking about selling to club to chinese investors.

lower league home advantage is OP.
People will tell you it OP in general but its really not if you look at the stats compared to real life but in the lower leagues it is very much OP

Unless you're playing a tactic that doesn't suit your pitch home advantage is massive.

irl it's not too much of a thing but in fm anyone can beat you at their home

What's this guy's bloody problem?

Whats your problem?

The weird thing is I ended up playing a diamond on a short/wide pitch, which I swear I didn't ask for.

You'd think it wouldn't work, but I went absolutely rape mode on everyone, one of those draws was the first game, and the only loss we were already champions and my ass man was handling things.

Just look at this result against Felixstowe, who finished 4th, absolutely insane.