OFFICAL MUSIC REVIEWER RANKING

GREAT TIER
-Samuel Andreyev

GOOD TIER
-Pierro Scaruffi
-Lester Bangs
-Alex Ross

OKAY TIER
-Anthony Fantano
-Chris Ott
-Mike C-Town
-Dead End Hip-Hop
-Stanley Crouch

MEH TIER
-Todd in the Shadows
-TheHorbgorbler
-MMJ

SHIT TIER
-ARTV
-The Rap Critic
-Infinity on Hannah
-Rolling Stone
-Pitchfork
-Robert Christgau
-MrMiniike
-ADoseofBuckley
-Coverkillernation
-Monte_Ray

>GOOD TIER
>-Pierro Scaruffi

Christgau is good fuck you

I'd put Todd up a tier. Sure he's a cuck with questionable taste but he knows his shit and actually plays.

he has created the greatest canon of popular music, regardless of his poor writing style

>Scaruffi
>Anywhere good

Ok buddy.

Stop shilling yourself Sam

>great tier
>tutorial YouTube for classical plebs
Lmao

>posting fantano so low
>posting Todd in the shadows so low
>posting pitchfork so low
>posting rap critic so low

there is nothing wrong with this

>horbgorbler as anything but trash tier
well color me baited cuz this list is fucking bad

Scaruffi is garbage and thinks his shit doesn't stink

this has to be bait

What about my boy OP?

oops

This list needs some serious work.

1) I'm not standing up for Pitchfork, but they're undoubtedly better than Rolling Stone because basically everything is better than Rolling Stone.

2) Christgau doesn't belong belong next to Rolling Stone either. He has a bad tendency to underrate good if not great albums, e.g. Yankee Hotel Foxtrot, but he's got a very deep understanding and love of music.

3) Scaruffi doesn't belong in anything above the okay tier, and that's on a good day. He doesn't provide good criticism because he rarely cares about anything beyond how experimental an album is, and in the rare cases that he does adventure outside of that realm he ranks Korn's debut as one of the best metal albums ever made.

4) No mention of the Quietus, TinyMixTapes, Slant, Drowned in Sound, etc., for better or worse.

"No"

why do you put all the good ones on meh and shit?

artv, rap critic, toddintheshadows, and buckley are all great.

>getting someone else to review music for you
>caring about other people's opinions

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>People liking Toddintheshadows
Isn't he a dad rocker?

>scaruffi is bad meme again

scaruffi is unironically great tier

This. Todd is actually a funny reviewer with a good knowledge of music.