ITT: tell your best racist jokes/jokes you can't tell in public

ITT: tell your best racist jokes/jokes you can't tell in public

I'll start

How do you starve a Black man?

You hide his food stamps under his work boots

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USA/EU Open about sex and it's okay in culture if boyfriend/girlfriend have sex. ASIA Are not open about sex and are not okay with boyfriend/girlfriend sex.
Populution EU 742.5M Populution USA 318.9M Population Asia 4.427B

What do you call a Palestinian? An Arabi.

What does a nigger do in a farm? Everything.

Haha, I love that joke too man

How do you get a nigger to wear a condom?

Put a Nike logo on it.

Why do Jews have big noses?

Because air is free

What's the worst thing about being black and Jewish?

You have to sit at the back of the oven

He dindu nuffin.

What is Hannibal the Cannibal's favorite food?
Paco Taco

Kek

A kike with a boner charges into a wall.
What brwaks first?
His nose :^)

WW2, a German offocer visits a ckncentration camp and finds it completely empty woth just a guard sitting there.

"Soldier were are all the jews?"

The soldier feels the windnwith a wet finger

"By now they'll be over Prague I guess sir."

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
None.

Why was the medicine shipment rejected in Ethiopia?

The pills were for after dinner

Nice one senpai :^)

why do germans love easter?

only time they can celebrate killing jews

There is none like literally i can say any joke i want in public.

How do you stop five black men from raping a white woman?

Throw them a basketball.

An unwashed black man with bloodshot eyes walks into a wal-mart and attempts to purchase 10 packs of Black & Mild for $19.99. He reaches inside of his stolen wallet to produce a bank note with Harriet Tubman's disapproving demeanor adorning it. The cashier says, "Sorry, I can't accept that."

"Bixnood azz motha fuckin why not nigga ass homo bitch?"

"You still need to pay us $7.99 if you're getting all of these."

hahaha oh fuck

double kek

What's the difference between a run over dog and a run over nigger?

Skidmarks

What do you call a bus of niggers falling off a cliff?
A good start.
What do you call an empty seat on said bus?
A crying shame.
Why are all the niggers such good runners?
All the slow ones are in prison.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the Olympics?
Every one there who could run, swim, or jump already went north.

Here's and old ass one.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

How was copper wire invented?
>Two Jews fighting over a penny.

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food?
[spoiler]Neither have they

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family.

Do baru wchodzi czarnuch żyd i arab

Barman podnosi wzrok i mówi
Wypierdalac

>black & jewish
at least it's not a womyn

how many jews can you fit in a mini?

two in the back two in the front and six million in the ash tray

Made me Kek irl

what's the difference between black jews and the ''white'' jews? - The black ones have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

haha thanks

What's the difference between the Dresden bombing and a German comedian?
Only the first can make you laugh.

What separate mankind from animals ?
The mediterranean sea

What's the difference between A Mexican and a bench?

A bench can support a family of 4

ah, you beat me to it

ayyy lmao

how many jews fit in a car?
3 in the back, 2 in the front and 6 million in the ashtray
what is the jew doing in the ashtray?
genealogy

kek

I mean six million jews worth of ashes would fill up the car atleast

How come Mexico has a higher obesity rate than the US?
>Only the thin spics were fit enough to hop the border.

I don't get it.

my fucking sides

Top kek

What do you call a black priest?

HOLY SHIT

how many jews does it take to fix an oven?

i dont know they stopped trying after six million

A nigress $20 is only worth $12.

How do you convice a jew to work out?
You bring then into a round room and tell them there is a shekel on the corner

You didnt think that through, didnt you?

during slavery black people only counted as a fraction of a white person

How do you get an abbo pregnant?
Cum on a rock and let the flies get at it.

That's because in Asia whenever you fuck you gotta make kids.

A nigger walks into a bar with a exotic parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Where did you get that thing?" The parrot says "Africa, they're all over the fucking place."

Jews trying to make us think they're dumb now, eh? Fuck off, kike, we know you're smart.

3/5ths Compromise.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three-Fifths_Compromise

joke needs work though

how do you start a rave in israel?
you tape a shekel to the roof

What's blue and sits on my front porch?

My nigger, I'll paint him any color I want.

Don't forget guys, fucking your cousin is mandatory in islam

How do Muslims practice safe sex?

They mark the camels that kick

A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”

Yea same here, tell your best ones anyway! =^)

Muhammed: "Doctor, why do I allways cry when I fuck a white girl?"
Doctor: "You might be allergic to pepperspray"

What's 5 T*rks stand ing by the street?
A guardrail.

What do you do when you see a t*rk dying in the street?
Stop laughing and reload.

How long does a football match between Germany and Italy last?
90 minutes plus overtime.

How long does a football match between Germany and Ethiopia last?
Until the grass is gone.

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The goyin know! Shut it down Shlomo!

DELETE THIS

nope

Hahahaha nice

Kek'd, cheers m8

Afganistan was the first country to use condoms by using goat intestines.

The British refined the invention by taking the intestines out of the goat before use.

What's the difference between a Muslim and a vampire ?

At one point the vampire stops being blood thirsty

What's long and black?
The unemployment line.

>What's 5 T*rks stand ing by the street?
>A guardrail.
explain this one

Kek.
Nice one mate :^)

how do you kill 1000 flies in one hit?
you smash a somalians head in

How do stop a niglet from jumping on the bed?
Put velcro on the ceiling.

So why is the landfill so well-lit on a Saturday night?

It's market evening for the Turks.

What do apples and niggers have in common?

They both hang on trees.

How does an Ethiopian fall out of a tree?

Whirling

What do you call 1000 jews on a train?
>whatever you want, they're never coming back.

Due to political correctness, you aren't allowed to say "black paint" any more.

Instead, you should say "Leroy, please paint that wall"

Damn Germany, how does it feel to be roasted by a Jew?

A binman is doing his rounds and after a few weeks notices that a certain house hasn't been putting out their refuse.

Being the compassionate sort, he decides to knock on the door.

After ages and ages of knocking a flustered looking Chinaman finally answers the door.

"Where's ya bin?" asks the binman.

"uuhh sowwy I bin on toilet" comes to reply.

"No no no, where's ya dustbin mate?"

"I told you, I dust bin on toilet" replies the chinaman worriedly.

"Mate you don't understand, where's your wheeliebin?" explains the binman in frustration.

"Okay okay, I wheeliebin havin a wank".

Tyrone: "Mom, I have the biggest penis in third grade, is that cuz I'm black?"
Mom: "No, that's because you're nineteen."

What do you call a nigger in a suit hanging in a tree?

Branch manager.

how does a somalian lose 50 pounds?
take a shower

It's not the first story they've tried to pin on them so I guess he's used to it.

How do you get ten niggers in a car?
>throw a welfare check in the car.
How do you get them out?
>throw in a job application.

Whats white on top and black on the bottom?


Society.

Did you hear the score for today's Olympic volleyball match?

USA: 8, Ethiopia: Didn't

How long does it take a black woman to shit?
>9 months
Why do nigger carry a turd in their wallet?
>identification
Why are black people so tall?
>their knee grows

The London Thames river police stop two Pakistani gentlemen in a rowing boat,
rowing towards central London.
"The captain gets on the loudhailer and shouts "Ahoy, small craft, where
are you heading?"
One of the Pakistani gentlemen stands up and shouts, "We are invading the United Kingdom!"
The crew of the Police launch all start laughing and when the captain
finally stops howling, he gets back on the loudhailer and says "Just the
two of you then?"
The Pakistani gentleman stands up again and shouts, "No, we`re just the last two. The rest are already here!

What's yellow outside, black inside and funny as hell?
>a schoolbus full of black kids falling down a cliff

Made me sad tho

What does an abo woman use as a vibrator?
- a beer bottle full of blow flies

How long does it take an abo woman to take a shit?
- nine months

What do you call an abo going down a waterslide?
- sewerage

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkjPbu8A3Dk

What is the shortest book in the world?

"Niggers I met yachting."

why is aspirin white?


...it works

Notice on Italian buses.

'Don't talk to the driver, he needs his hands.'

A black man and a black woman had a child. The child was white. How is this possible?
>When you multiply two negatives you get a positive.