/heem/: ezekiel edition

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>Daley vs Rory set for Bellator 179
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>Poirier explains Lawler's decision to leave ATT
mmamania.com/2017/2/9/14556708/midnight-mania-gunfighting-meets-mma-seriously-poirier-explains-lawlers-att-exit

>Nik Lentz details getting his social media spammed by Russians ahead of fight with Islam Makhachev
mmajunkie.com/2017/02/ufc-208s-nik-lentz-finally-met-his-match-on-social-media-ahead-of-islam-makhachev-fight

>4 fights added to Invcita 22
mmajunkie.com/2017/02/invicta-fc-22-adds-four-fights-including-rebooked-deanna-bennett-vs-jodie-esquibel

>Overeem rooting for JDS
mmajunkie.com/2017/02/you-can-guess-why-ufc-209s-alistair-overeem-rooting-for-junior-dos-santos-at-ufc-211

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Schaub is God

Schaub is God

ben rothwell

Are you going to watch UFC 208, /heem/?

Does anyone unironically think that Anderson has any chance?

By far, the biggest loser on heem

I'm actually paying for it, because I'm not a commie.

Please don't respond to him, that's the only way.

I´m curious. What do you do the whole day? Do you seriously wait all the time just to post this guy?

Who in the UFC have shown symptoms of CTE? And those who have left mma? Goodridge is the prime example and I wouldn't be surprised if the guys who fought in slaughterhouse of Pride/early UFC have it.

I go to class and work during the day. Usually get home around 4 est.

Yes, it's literally one guy doing all this schaubposting. From now on, please don't respond to him.

Yes. He's admitted to being here all day, and refreshing the catalog when it gets to 470 posts just so he can spam that sperg retired fighter

>/heem/'s collective face when Khabib embarasses Conor McGregor

Justin Willis is a lock.

Eugene has confirmed he is the future.

I usually don't give a shit about my country, but this made me sad.

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you're all gay and i would knockout every single one of you

You'll dew nuttin

If you got me in a triangle lock, and wouldn't let you release it bby :*

>McCall is the underdog now
haha what a goof

real thread

God I´m still so mad at Jewani for this fucking embarassment.

the joke doesnt work when theyre actually jewish but then again considering your flag...

same

>joke
Exactly, he really is a dirty jew

welcome to Sup Forums, enjoy your stay

At first I was like

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But then I was like

Until I was like

Name ONE (1) person who is taller, stronger, smarter, richer, funnier, smarter, more successful and a better fighter than Brendan P. Schaub.

I'll wait.

>p-p-please gib yous

Here ya go sport

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>I was gonna analyse some fights, but you probably haven't heard of them.

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Masvidal and Gastelum are trump supporters

I will never understand how someone can seriously a fan of Brendan Schaub.

LOL
best post on here in a long time

But they're not whitebois

Thanks

>challenge heem to Name ONE (1) person who is taller, stronger, smarter, richer, funnier, smarter, more successful and a better fighter than Brendan P. Schaub.
>not a single response
Makes you think doesn't it?

Cannonier is my low-key boy 2bh

Cheers

shaq

uh oh its talking to itself again

please stop giving him the (you)s he's trolling for. its our only chance

Junior Dos Santos, I'm not gonna bother comparing their height however

How was today's MMA Vivisection?

Just shut the fuck up in general, you're part of the problem.

>not a single response

poor lad, schaubposter on life support

have one on the house

I miss Rogan and Dana double-shilling begging people to buy the PPV

>I think you'd be su-

Not an argument my dude
Bless

I'd love to see them do it for 208
>its..its got a squash match for Jacare and..
>And Holly lost her last 2 fights
>YEah and Holly and GDR are arguably the p4p greatest 145lb female strikerdeedoos in the world
>GERMAINES MOOEY-TAYE IS NARSTY JOE

>Hating on Holly Holm

How much of a loser ya gotta be?

>I fight for 10 years, is easy

Roidmero btfo

>LE NATTY GOAT xD

>I rate Holly Holm

usada is fucking pointless

Holm sucks.

Hi Edmond

>he still thinks there is only 1 Schaub poster

t.rondasperg

What's a "Schaub poster"?

>p-p-please pay attention to me i pwomise theres like 40 of us here im not here all day waiting for bump limit pwomise

a turd pusher

Thanks!

USADA is great. Roidmonster wrasselfuckers don't hold people against the fence for 15 minutes a go these days, and fights get better when people gas a little.

U ok?

coming from a guy who gave up his guns i would expect nothing less

May Alexa's sweaty box bless the schaubposter to finally see the light and be cured of his schuabposting addiction

>h-h-e thinks there's only one of m-me here hahaha w-w-hat a loser *changes filenames and responds to self*

>Renan Barao was #1 p4p just 10 months ago

Would you rather teach Yoel how to ride a bike or fly a kite?

and my tanks
and my bombs
and my bombs
and my guns

i love that zombie apocalypse song

>Romero not even handling his Twitter and backing down when Bisking invites him to actually talk and not pull this keyboard warrior shite

more like literally 3 years ago

Will Mike Perry ever learn to move his head?

See you soon BOI

That's a great image, and it'll only be better if GDR wins.

Schaub would heem him.
Arguably a better fighter based solely on record, but I for sure still disagree. Undeniably falls on every other front.

The way TJ handled him, made him one of my favourite fighters

I would teach him ethics to stop him from cheating all the time.

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what's the most memeable thing about this card? I cant really think of much
>Silva being Silva
>de Randamie's smug face

She nearly lost to Pennington, she looked like garbage against Marion, she got fucking dominated by someone who normally fought at 125 in kickboxing, she was headed to a draw with Miesha, and she's about to get her head knocked off by the Dutchie.

>replying to six hour old posts
Get a life

that literally doesn't even need to be edited to be a pepe

>Muh memes

t.rondasperg

God, lads, look at that puffy labia.

>Why are Americans so short?

>im not here for memes
kek, your life must suck

Looks like you're just looking at results and interpreting them in the most negative way possible rather than actually watching the fights 2bh

twitter.com/PaigeVanzantUFC/status/829835294593601536

Consider yourself warned

damn holly looks like she's 50