Ass or Tits

Ass or Tits

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You'll find plenty of that here

I prefer hooves uwu

is that an invitation?

A good ass can make up for no tits, but a good rack can't make up for no ass.

sure

depends on the girl

exactly this.

I'm not gonna ly that's a really nice ass.

I think you'd be the one throwing invites around

i.....i....ask myself that every day
*play it cool so no one realises you dont know what that means*

But I still insist that hooves are the best.

Don't you just want a horse's hoof and leg as deep up your anal canal as it will go?

playing hard to get, huh?
you know you're the one who wants to come and get me

what

traps

Another very nice ass.

can i get in on this too?

Tough, but if they're as sumptuous as OP's pic, I'd have to go for the tits.

You got me, I don't like being a hoe
But for you I suppose I can make an exception

OP post's tits are fake.

Sup Forums only place where a t and a thread turns into cocks

And?

I'm gonna stick my cock in an ass so it still seems like we're on topic

got ourselves our nice little party, have we?

Photoshop or silicone?
Cause I'll take the latter.

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Guess you don't need to invite anons anyway
They'll just invite themselves

Titties.

feminine benis only

Ass.

funny, isn't it?
now if we just were in the same room, I could use a cock or two, three, four

I'm gonna go with tits here. Hear me out.

If you're born with hideous tits, you're just fucked. Most cosmetically fixed ones via surgery look obvious, but if you don't mind the look then more power to you.

Whereas if you are born with a flat ass or something, eating well and working out can give you dat booty.

dubs speaks the truth

Well I'm just one guy with one cock so it looks like you may have to do some waiting

that's more than enough for me
at least until the rest arrive

Well then I hope I can keep up with you until then

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Are you a boy or girl, doesn't really matter I'm hard

you won't, but it'll still be fun!
I'm whatever you want me to be, handsome

Fuckk, I want you to be tied down to my bed frame if you keep talking like that

Well even if I can't keep up, I know you'll still be fucking by the time I can go again

oh, now we're getting into the big leagues
please do elaborate, I'm curious

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Well I can tell you what I like to do, you can imagine yourself in their if you wish. I like to take a cloth belt and tie both wrists to the thick wood supports of my bed. And fold a leather belt a few times for you to bite on. Wouldn't want the neighbors having my name stuck in their head all night

That is, if you could handle me. I'm 100% Dom

>dom
>spending his nights on Sup Forums
kek I hope you're just playing a big man on here cuz if not that's just sad

... I'll sit in the corner and just watch...

I mean that has nothing to do with how you are in bed. Every day is different in bed than out. And Sup Forums is a mindnumbing time passer

Who said you couldn't join ;)

It is a big bed after all

Nah I'm a virgin and I don't want my first time to be a threesome...

So you could be first, then your second time could be a three some

Kek

Anything goes porn chat all welcome

sauce on the pics my man

I'd feel pretty dirty and kinda scared. I'd rather just watch first. Go ahead

I'd love to go ahead, but the other person isn't responding heh

Yup

Rate my wife's tits, moar?

Ass

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For the user I was flirting with

well said

Bump

I gotta say ass. I do love titties tho

Yes

Blow a load user

...Guy or girl? Trap?

Yummy

Being from Texas, I just want a skinny girl.
>don't care if ugly
>don't care if pretty
Just make me laugh and be skinny.

So sick of fucking landwhales.

Ass shot for you all

if your fucking her from the front and forcing her to look at you and physically dominating her with your superior strength resulting in a deep creampie and likely impegnation then tits are more important. This is the trait of an alpha

if you prefer to fuck her behind doggystyle where she doesnt have to look at you and can pretend you are another man then the ass is more important. this is the trait of the beta

Also the tits are strong feminine sexual characteristic that attract men with higher testosterone. The men who are less sexually dimorphic (i.e. beta and lacking dominant masculine traits) also seek out and have attraction to equally non-dimorphic females or "boy body' people as some would call them.

If you did a case study you would find that while strong highly dimorphic males will fuck both types of women they prefer the dimorphic females while weak non-dimorphic males prefer the non-dimorphic females.

How's not getting any going for you, Dexter?

As a tits guy, I can agree to this.

ass for sure

That is a weak insult for two reasons. First, you cannot guess my sexual history from that text and second, the character you are comparing me to has fucked several women and has had women fight each other and literally try to kill each other to garner his affection.

You should have said Elliot Rodger since that would have been better but you didnt so you are a faggot.

Spat my water

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Why does everyone feel they need to choose just fucking enjoy them they're both nice

First thing i saw was the tits. I think you might be a faggot.

This is truth

>phenomenal ass
>mediocre tits
Maybe you just enjoy mediocrity

I like both but I just like da booty

>liking a woman's ass makes you a faggot
wew Sup Forums keep up the good work

Lulz. Guess your sexual history?

Pic related.

It really depends on girls. If she works out, then it's nice to see a nice bubbly butt and trained legs with camel toe. Despite that, I like quiet chubby ones with nice busty racks, or ladies with XL implants, because I like slutty looking ones.

100% ass

tho i have to admit saggy boobs have the power to cause shrinkage, so they are important too i guess.

lol or you can be an alpha and fuck your girl anyway you want
keep telling yourself that staring into your girl's eyes makes you alpha you super beta

This. I'm from Houston and I fucking nut in my pants at the sight of petite girls and only date them. Fat bitches are so common and so subconsciously inherently disgusting that my mind fixates on slim girls only.

I've never read anything so faggoty in my life
And without with a source, you're just pushing your idea off what alpha and beta is onto others
Fucking a girl from the back and getting a good look at her ass doesn't make you a beta
Keep projecting your own insecurities and trying to convince yourself that you're "alpha"
If you were alpha at all, you wouldn't be here trying to convince strangers that your preferred way of fucking, is the right or "alpha" way

Trips of savagery.

I always make my girl get on top because I'm a lazy shit. She doesn't like having to do most of the work but she still wants to fuck very often. Is this an alpha or beta move? I honestly can't tell anymore.

>not wanking with your right hand

>butthurt response/10

I think making your woman please you sexually is as alpha as it gets, but apparently you're doing it wrong so according to that faggot, you're a beta

Samefag.

There was no savagery there, swordwielder.