Be italian

>be italian
>put plastic on couches

>be american

lmfao

Nothing wrong with that

>be italian
>lose your meatball when somebody sneezes

>be american
>lose more than your tip when jewish doctor sneezes

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>be australian
>get wagga wagga'd by the local abbo chieftain

my grandparents used to do this

>be italian
>erratically hand gesture

>be american
>get shot by wife's bull

>be australian
>country is run by Malcolm Prepbull

>be american
>country is run by an ape then by an orangutan

>be American
>get shot

>be australian
>get bitten by spoidah
>die

>be italian
>lose to Ethiopia

>be American
>get destroyed by rice farmers

*pulls out gun*

>be italian
>had hands amputated at birth
>basically a mute

>be italian
>be unemployed

>be american
>lose sphincter control

>be american
>burger

>be australian
>fall off earth and die

>be french
>be gay fucking loser

>be german
>wear socks and sandals in mosque then ALLAHU ACKBAR BOOM family dies

>be swedish
> nigger dicks

zitto, animali

>be American
>be employed
>still get shot

>be british
>having to be british

>be italian
>wear garlic necklace

>be italian
>make sad attempt at comedy

>be american
>wear a necklace
>asphyxiate

>be American
>snip your tip
>microwave it
>put it in the fridge next to your shoes
>get shot

>be italian
>owe money to the local Don
>get shot

>be american
>is a sad attempt at life

>be american
>owe 1,000,000$ to the local hospital
>get shot

>be Amrican
>microwave your dirty Sprite
>get shot

>Americupboards microwave their fridges

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>italians microwave their gabbagool

>be american
>don't get shots because vaccines cause autism
>become autistic anyway because of lead poisoning and high fructose corn syrup
>become ill from coming into contact with mart shart without having been vaccinated
>pay ambulance $1000 to go to the hospital
>tip ambulance driver
>pay hospital $100000 to help you get better
>tip doctor
>pay pharmacy $10000 for medication
>tip pharmacist
>become homeless when a tornado blows away your cardboard house
>get splashed with mud by a passing truck while sleeping outside mcdonald's
>get shot by a cop who saw you covered in mud and thought you were black
>tip cop

>americans fry their coke and eat it on a stick

>be American
>proud 5/263 Bulgarian half Peruvian 3/13 Nigerian white master race
>pay $500,000 to attend Jewish brainwash institution because it's the only way to afford cardboard pool and shoes
>get freedom shot
>resurrected by your lord and savior baby jesus
>tip the holy spirit
>you've actually been high on deep fried lead water and double cheese Tasty McCoughSyrup
>receive HFCS burger treatment to recover
>$500
>tip microwave
>tip nurse
>tip yourself
>tip burger
>"Europoors will never know what freedom tastes like"
>get tipped by 7/3 Norwegian-American nurse LaShonqua
>tip refrigerated cardboard shoes
>get shot by 6/263 Moroccan-Sudanese white cop for being a brown terrorist who hates freedom
>tip bullets
>tip cop

That sounds more like the advanced baby boomer autism associated with protecting investments. I don't get it either; using something and taking care of it isn't mutually exclusive

>be chilean
>dont have a helicopter

>Be 700 Italians
>Get destroyed by 9 frenchmen

>be human

No, you're not.

ZITTO ANIMALE

D A M N

Please delete this.
Im asking you kindly

>be american
>wear shoes inside

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>BE AUSTRALIAN

>be

>be Italian
>work till 75

>be american
>get trench foot from freezer shoes

>it's an entire world doesn't side with americans in a joke episode

fuck you all

>work

>be german
>destroy europe again

I like german maximalist humour

>be american
>wear hat at the restaurant

>be american
>have one generation that wasnt threatened by ricefarmers

>american """"""""comedy""""""""