Be italian

[Chase Morris]

>be italian
>put plastic on couches

[Ryder Hill]

>be american

[Jaxson Wright]

lmfao

[Jason Phillips]

Nothing wrong with that

[James Jenkins]

>be italian
>lose your meatball when somebody sneezes

[Owen Walker]

>be american
>lose more than your tip when jewish doctor sneezes

[Austin Lee]

...

[Nathaniel Robinson]

>be australian
>get wagga wagga'd by the local abbo chieftain

[Matthew Sanders]

my grandparents used to do this

[Jacob Perez]

>be italian
>erratically hand gesture