Okay here is a backstory.
Donald Trump has been impeached and has been found guilty of Treason and High Crimes by a military tribunal and has been sentenced to die. You are in charge of planning and executing the order. You have a budget of $500k to spend however you like. Later, You step into the execution chamber as see Trump bound, gagged and blindfolded with all of the tools you purchased nearly organized on a nearby table.
What did you spend your budget on and how do you execute him?
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>military tribunal
This isn't argentina, faggot
I can't kill a god.
8 years
How much of a newfag normie do you have to be to tell us what triggers you?
Yea then they'll hold the elections and gain and Sanders is gonna win.
You're a fag kid.
I'm not triggered. I'm curious what people would do
>I spend my cash on assault rifles and a group of 10 trained mercenaries.
>As we approach President Trump I give the order
>Mercs start firing into the crowd
> I untie Donald and hand him a rifle
>"Thanks user, I knew I could count on you"
>We start firing into the crowd together
>lead Donald to a car
>Drive off into the sunset hand in hand
>"I love you user"
>"I love you too, Mr. President"
>Triggered trumpcucks who lack any ability to remove themselves from thier sheepdog loyalty to entertain a hypothetical
This guys gets it
Have you been retarded your whole life?
>Get full auto 50mm dessert eagle.
>Get two of em.
>Shoot bondage get off of the Donald Duck.
>There's a third full auto 50mm dessert duck,
>Throws it to El Presidente.
>C'mon Daffy Duck we doin dis.
>First class air tickets to Siberia for myself, Milena, three Samoan armed guards and a photographer
>Comfy foldable chairs (3)
>One apple
>some large rubber gloves
>Gallon of Olive oil
>Rope - strong shit, 2 miles worth
>A crate to store Trump in in the cargo hold
>Nice SUV with a sled tied to the back waiting in Siberia.
>Strong transportable easily assembled winch device that can support 350lbs
>Take a nice flight to Siberia, with Milena at my side.
>Good food, lots of laughs.
>Convince Milena to fellate me
>Meanwhile Trump sits tied naked in his small crate in the cargo hold, a dog bowl full of spoiled gruel at his feet.
>Get to Siberia, three armed guards carry crate from plane and secure it to the sled.
>Drive to edge of crater formed in Yamal Peninsula in northern Siberia
>Samoan guards put on rubber gloves
>Guards remove naked bound Trump from crate
>Apply olive oil all over body, very roughly
>Force apple into his mouth
>Tie one end of long rope to still bound Trump
>other end secured around winch
>Give look to Milena
>She walks up to Trump with sad face, acts as if she is going to embrace him, instead quickly turns him around to face crater and kicks him in his cellulitic ass
>Everyone laughs as he falls into the miles deep crater
>Suddenly rope tightens.
>Have guards take turns pulling him back up
>Milena and I sit in comfortable folding chairs laughing and throwing snowballs at Trump's now shit covered body
>Gloved guards push him again.
>Repeat until boredom sets in or until he's had a stroke, or frozen to death.
>A good time had by all.... well, almost all.
fuck up you annoying backwards cunt
>spend 500k on private mercenaries
>go in and extract him
>free Trump
>trace OPs IP and contact SS
Stop being such a cuck. He is your president
>Trumpanzee jizz guzzlers, detected
why are antitrump memes so pathetic and petty? why dont people make funny ones?
>spend 500k on a couple of mercenaries and send them to the military to search for trump sympathizers AKA allies.
>invest in soundproofing and radio proofing the execution hammer so that we have a safe space to work on our plan to free Trump for tyranny
>invite in all of the allies for a final mission breifing, save my mercenaries who are tasked with escorting Trump to the chamber.
>Toss him in the chamber and seek the door,
>throw away the key as I kek at thier realization that they are left to starve to death
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Eight. Years. 8 years. trump will be your president for 8 years you pathetic larper
I didnt make a meme thread, I made a thread to have fun with hypotheticals.
You are welcome to propose your own if you get tired of complaining about how unfair it is
Then get ready for 8 years of anti trump troll threads. I wonder if you'll last that long
won't last the full term.
buy one rope
tie one end a rope to the top of his tower
tie other end of rope around his ankle
push
spend $499,950 on a party
Do you think that the person that you voted from would've been better than Trump?
I swapped him out with Hillary and I whisper in her ear. "Now justice will be served."
Wew lad, chill with the fantasies
>Hillary
>"justice"
Sure thing buddy.
I buy one crane and wreckingball, 2 m4a4 rifles, 1 k-bar knife.
I get everyone to leave me and trump alone and then when the time is right i yell " IT'S OVER TRUMPY BOY!!" and fire one shot into the air.
I then quickly unbind him and take off his blindfold and gag as i move him away from the wall... just as I do so a wrecking ball crashes through the wall creating an opening that we use to escape. I give him an m4 and tell him lets get a move on there are people waiting..
surely your share blue images will stop trump. 8 years :^)
we get in the pre-arranged get away car and drive for what seems like forever but is only really a few hours south until we get to the base camp In south carolina. We exit the car and are greeted by applause and cheering as I lead trump into a large 3 story building with armed sniper and gunner teams on the rooftop. flying high over the building is an American flag that brings tears to my eyes every time i see it.
We walk inside to be greeted as only true patriots should and trump is quite confused because he still thinks america hates him, but he doesn't understand yet, we are the resistance and he is our leader, with him as a head of the resistance we will take back america in the second civil war and reclaim it from the degenerates and minorities.
$500k on expensive hookers.
A hero goes out in style.
kill everyone, take trump on my jet to an island
we work together and turn it into an amazing resort through development and tough work
we climb the mountain together one day, and he pisses onto the summit, the mountain splits and lava erupts out, as we rocket off the planet
we land on his space ship
we're eating tendies
watching the earth get bisected by fissures in the crust that erupt into 2km high lava swords
everything is on fire
the world boils
he presses a button and "fly me to the moon" comes on
we see the world spinning wildly and it looks like the sun is orbiting the world, but we're just in lock step with the earth
for minutes it appears as a dark cloudy form, shimmering with billions of lightning strikes
then the clouds fade to a grey world that starts to change
millions of years passed, I am literally watching life synthesis on a barren new rocky world
at one point the world slows in rotation and we eyes some scopes to see some dinosaurs... then it speeds up, we see the rocky formations moving like a timelapse of boats in a harbor, shifting around disjointedly, not at all smoothly
we see the colors moving, green to yellow
we see ice growing and shriking
suddenly I am broken out of my trans by two bright flashes from one area, then a series of bright flashes all over - nuclear tests, it slows, we zoom in, it's August 2017... we land on the whitehouse lawn, we walk out, the secret service escort us to the oval office
as we enter, we see trump walking out the other door. he winks at trump
we are time loop
trump confirmed time lord
trump asks if I want some coffee
i know that's code for he's busy
i thank him
he shakes my hand warmly
my eyes are welling up with emotion and love for this man-god
but I hold my cool
I walk out, legs still strong
by the time I get to the cafeteria my legs are shaking, I wipe my eyes dry
my hands shaking as I hold my coffee
i see everything in a new light
i feel so comfy
all will be ok
*trance
fuck it lol
Make believe is fun.
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>Do you think that the person that you voted from would've been better than Trump?
If the scenario you are proposing is that I went into the voting booth, wrote in my candidate as "Wet bag of shit" and it somehow won, then yes.
It must be painful for you, being b& from Sup Forums.
Is that image supposed to be funny? Left-wing memes are fucking trash, and they're fucking bottom text. KEK.
The left can't meme negroe.
Well, I'd put a 500k bounty out on your head for daring to put forward such a scenario you liberal faggot.
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WTF IS WRONG WITH U PPL
HES A RICH FUCKING KKK NAZI AND RUSSIAN PUPPET THIS IS NOT OKAY
>9 months later
>lefties still angrily sperging out on Sup Forums like it matters
I'm not even a burger, and I'm glad he won.
I would probably buy myself a house with the 500k and just do some kung fu moves on him
You know kung fu?
Whoa.
This is what i think all the time this comes up. Plus hes the perfect impersonation of everything whats wrong with the System.
Americans cant be that dumb. I know some really nice people there.
This guy actually gets it
This, bust him out and begin a coup that will make the current Trump administration look as liberal as Sweden in comparison.
Poor kitty.
Thank god he knew the heimlich.
Shitty leftist memes at its maximum state. Don't get mad that your candidate didn't won, at least you got your shitty bottom text memes. KEK.
I've backtraced everyone's IP, enjoy the knock on your door tomorrow
ill be waiting for that. Your empty threats dont mean anything to me
okay
Oh shit
I dun goofed
I hope this ain't real user, if is a swatting I don't have enough money to pay a door.
>opening a thread to troll "your enemies"
>get worked up yourself
>get trolled yourself
>every libtard ever
welp, seems that the left really can't meme.
>implying
He may be Canadian, user.
>got dubs in verification i don't even give a shit
regardless, get out canadafag
Fuck yes. screencapped user you gave me a bone
Oh look, a weak faggot who cant defend themselves on their own.
Here is my question. IF Trump is guilty of treason. IF he is guilty of giving Russia power in the American government, will you still support him? Is loving America or hating Mexicans more important to your average Trump supporter?
Oh look, a eurocuck.
Lel stay mad my nigga
I like tacos, but don't like welfare leechs.
I can make a taco, so there's your answer.
Go figure.
>IF
>IF
youtu.be
So you would be ok with Russia having Trump as a puppet president as long as he harasses Mexicans? Nice, you're a dumb ass nigger.
>Russia having Trump as a puppet president
Still waiting on proofs my dude.
Ask gun nuts for an intimidating looking and decent hand gun get it painted in america colors(~2999 max)
a single bullet($1)
my salary is 497k
Keep the gun and sell to someone for millions.
ITT
> Trolls trolling trolls who are trolling the trolls on troll.org
> everyone is a fag
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I asked if Trump was found guilty and was colluding with Russia if people would still support him. Apparently Trump supporters don't really care if another country is running America, just as long as the people you don't like get kicked out.
>if
If I say you suck cock and gargle the cum, should everyone here believe it?
I guess they could, since you're such a faggot.
at least I dont need to rely on a humk of metal and plastic to keep myself safe.
On your own, you will just role onto your side and beg for mercy like some servile dog.
>humk
I bought explosives, armor, guns, and mercs.
We're busting out of that bitch and taking back the white house.
>in the absence of any measurable intelligence, the feral Trump supporter nitpicks spelling instead
kek
On a budget of 500k? Get real.
>in the absence of any measurable argument, the eurocuck "refugee" shitposts poorly instead
>Sup Forums a few years ago
>Left or right, red or blue, it doesn't matter. Both are corrupt and strings are pulled above a stage
>Sup Forums now
>Fucking democrats! Shareblue go away! I voted republican because fuck democrats! MAGA! Liberal shills BTFO! Awoooo! Praise kek!
>Drumph is a nazi! Feel the Bern! I donated 300 bucks! Top me! I'm with her!
What happened?
He's a president that's going to fucking kill us all you dumbass.
>radical centrist detected
Horseshoe theory, amirite?
>tfw you're butt hurt because you're either too poor or live in too shitty of a country to own a gun
People suck, so I'm okay with this tbqhfamalamadingdong.
>Without understanding the irony of their statement, the trump support puffs out his chest and and struts around with a confidence that exists only on the most superficial of levels. If the viewer pays close attention, you can observe the supporter asking his alpha male for permission to feel accomplished
Dude, I can get explosives, armor and plenty of weaponry without breaking 10k, that leaves me 490k to hire some cannon fodder.
>using spaces on greentext
You're either form reddit or just a newfag.
>Centrist
I want Hitler back if anything.
I didn't try to pass it as fact. I said IF he did would you support him. You stupid cunt. Learn to read
>mfw you're coming with me
You should just stop.
This is cringy as fuck.
No other country on this planet wants widespread gun distribution because they are rational enough to understand that they are more trouble then they are worth.
>mic drop
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Go back to Sup Forums. None of you are welcome here.
>all this text
Stay mad friendo.
bc were not ten year olds.
i'm not sure how a bunch of internet kids admire a guy who cna't use a fucking computer to save his life
go shitpost on leftbook you autist
Whats wrong? Dont have the mental aptitude to continue? Alright I know when I've won, retreat back to your safe space, snowflake. I dont want to trigger you to death
How to know why your candidate did not won the 2016 presidential election in one simple and easy step: Create fake realities where the other candidate collaborated with Russian hackers that supposedly helped him win the election, spread this without any proof, assure that CNN believes you and then make all the left-wing look fucking retarded.