Haven't measured in a while. What size you think I am? Also dick rate thread
Haven't measured in a while
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6 inches maybe
5 or 6 inches
Maybe 5. That head is disgustingly disproportionate
Anything under 7 inches and you should really consider becoming a trap or a gay bottom
Shave you disgusting fuck
But then it itches. Also the lighting makes the hair look worse than it is.
R8 my boipucci
The tread is wearing down
This must be a high mileage ride
Go get like a head shaver for cutting or a beard trimmer
You gotta trim that jungle
Thoughts on my cock
Alright I guess I will
Only if toying counts as mileage, my boipucci is a virgin to a real cock
user I hate to break it to you but I think someone sold you some dildos they put in the microwave and now they don't look human anymore
I understand you're a Virgin and you don't know what a man's cock looks like and also I think that big pink and purple one might be a plunger....
Where you from OP
About 8 in here
That looks like a hindrance
Kek did you really think I was serious?
I know what those are
I've been coming here for 7 years
Doubt a lot of people can take it but I dont really care about penetration that much
I heard cock rings can damage your nerve endings
Same with prolonged edging
You're not supposed to constrict the blood flow or with edging,let it be hard for that long
Yeah cockrings really damage your penis, dont use em
Are you are girl? Because that was a overrated as can be.
L, 5" at best. 4" girth
I'm a guy and my dick is about 8 the inches
I have a hard time judging Dicks smaller then mine
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS BUTT HOLE!
I don't shave either. I'm a man, not a little baby boy.
What the fuck are you talking about? 8" I doubt it and being that far of in your guess. First time here?
I trim mine faggot
Most girls don't want 1.5 inch pubes in their mouth while they're giving head....
"girls" implying there has been more than one.
Women want to be treated like trash
Honestly I don't really come into dick rate threads because I'm not a closet fag so my guesses aren't the best
Not even sure why I still have this tab open tbh
Not everyone here is a loser user
Nice dub dubz
K, I don't come here that often to, but having a dick should make you pretty good at guessing size. That being said, OP, what's the size?
It's the perfect size for you ass
That dick makes bitches fall in love with me.
Being this much of a kid. 9gag now, go please..
That is a bit smol OP...
Curves to the left with a thin base of shaft,balls look small maybe just the angle
And that pleb sink drain makes them wann peg you and leave faggot.
Also, your air vent is appalling...
your dick looks fucked up bro
Not the biggest, but enough to spread and pound my wife good.
Last time I measured was like 6.2-6.3
No your just baiting
Yeah it curves a lot to the left so I pushed it with my hand to be more straight
Good enough for fucking bitches for 2 hours straight until they whisper with shaky voices "you are wonderful, I love how you fuck me..."
That looks uncomfortable
I wanna pound your wife...
What the fuck. That can't be true. If it is, that is a really bad angle for your dick..
Last time I measured was like 6.3 or so. Doesn't really look like it I think but I'll go off measurements lol
user your dog's don't count
Those are barks of pain
Nah ain't meming bro angle I think is just fucked
Clean that Saitek eclipse...
That's crazy. Anyways girth? Bigger than 4" i now assume because of angle?
Play with your butthole a little too before the pic
That usually helps me.get fully hard and looking good for a pic
It is very pleasant
2 hours is a retarded amount of time for fucking
no woman wants to fuck for two hours
That pic's after I shaved my balls and taint, doing my legs would take forever for no gain, plus I'm not a girl. No thanks.
Never measured girth but probably around that
Some do, some don't. But yeah, most of times it's more like an hour.
4 inches max pencil dick
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Can I shave your taint?
I wasn't I guess fully erect like rock solid for that pic. Literally was like 1 min into being erect
Never measured girth but It's above average in length and girth I have no clue cuz never measured that joint
For the most part, women get tired and sore after about 30 minutes, max. They just want it to be over and any encouragement from them is just an attempt to get you to cum as soon as possible.
Ar okay, that explains why it looks short. Girth is really makes a difference in the overall appearance
So is that good enough for sex. Still virgin btw
I'll measure later on today for girth and length to see exactly what's up
Length is good, but girth is most def on the small side.
LOL these threads are hilarious, every dude posting their dicks posts pics of either extreme close-ups creating the illusion of it being bigger than it is, or are too afraid to grip them in their hand because it would show just how small it is.... They wont even dare posting pics with a tape measure.
These threads are the new tippy toe brigade manlet threads.
You are partly right but if you can keep her horny for a longer time and use lube she can still cum after time that long.
13cm and 3/10 too fucking small dude sry
Ugh feels bad man no way to really increase girth
Well there are ways
Deliscious dick on a kek body congrats
I mean it's bigger than the average for the U.S but girth I could do a little more of
I'll be honest here: girth is significantly more important that length. However, the good lord Science made the clitoris one of the most sensitive parts of a woman's genitals. If you are a confident lover and know how to rub that bean, most women don't really give a fuck how long or thick your dick is. For the most part, it is much more important that you are dominant and commanding. Tell them what you want and they'll do it and feel fulfilled in doing so.
Please share lol
Little too small not very nice dick 6/10
Yeah I see what you mean a girl I'm talking to said that dick size doesn't really matter to them because they mainly get off to foreplay and shit
Petite but where dafuk ur balls at
U just insulted the greatest nation in this world
U.S average is like 5.1inch lol Wym nigger?
Honest to fuck the most normal dick ive ever seen
you're just insecure about your size and think everyone is as well
Ur dick still tiny
Bigger than the average not tiny dumb nig.
Rather have that than kek body and kek dick
Ty ma friend
10/10 can you please post a pic with the skin pulled back?
How am I doing, Sup Forums?
Liquor bottle for scale
You the guy who usually does tributes on top of carpet?
a tribute i did yesterday. rate pls
Any Femanons here?
10/10 more pls user!
you probably should have gotten all of your penis head out.
No but how about you jerk off on webcam while i stream videos of my wife for you?
Pic related, leave your Kik
pls give sample first
Leave Kik for more
Not ready for Skype. Use Kik to coordinate.
How can yall even compete
No takers? Anyone? Just have to jerk off on cam. No face. No talking. Just watch my wife and enjoy.
dont have kik, skype is easiest for me
stop advertising your wife, this is a dick rate thread
What's your Skype
Sure, thanks Anons
you got 2 minutes
pretty good cock,user. would suck/ride out of 10
Looks pretty, i'd suck
Large benis. Would choke on/ride