AFL

Anybody watch Australian football on here I decided that I want to watch my first season but I don't know which team to pick his my favorite quite yet I'm thinking of the Sydney Swans or the kangaroos I don't know yet any advice?

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>what is punctuation

literal meme league

NRL is the patrician's choice

sydney if you want a team that will be perpetually good because they're propped up by the AFL

north if you want a team that will be perpetually mediocre and is an afterthought to most people

OK but their not like what the Patriots are to the NFL right?

kek
KEK
you could not be more wrong

not quite but they have made finals (playoffs) 13 of the last 14 seasons

Cool I think I'll be a Sydney fan then just as long as they are a well respected team...unlike the Patriots.

Collingwood

Dane Swan is probably the second best player in the league only behind some cross eyed baldy

Who's the cross-eyed Baldy?

Essendon if you want to piss off most Aussies

they just had a kaepernick

PLEASE

>any advice
Yeah, try punctuation you fucktard.

The guy with the rape face?

WATCH

OUR

"""""SPOORT"""""

MISTER

BIG

Hawthorn is the only good choice

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>gay rugby shit

toppest of keks

OP, just pick Gold Coast or some shit, it really doesn't matter

lads

LADS

A BSA just replied to me

STRONG

>Gold Coast or some shit
>bandwagoning a team outside of Victoria
People here always go for Gold Coast or Brisbane teams just because heaps of kiwis live there, it's disgusting

AMERICAN

I'm not very keen to this Australian slang but I want to be

What Australian slang, Mr. BSA?

No. "kiwis" I looked it up though....so do you guys call people from the USA "Eagles"?

how have you never heard the term kiwis?

I'm getting a headache reading your posts mate

I thought Americans being retarded was just a meme.

My friend, finding a team is the same in all sports.

Watch every game you can till you know the rules, the different strategies. etc. You don't have a team for this, you must go in as a blank slate.
Do this for the whole season, even if you want to choose earlier, dont.

After the season, think about what attracts to each team, and what repels you. Then pick whoever won the championship.

pls be b8, you cant be this stupid

they should call us Eagles desu

no, they call americans "seppos"

because Eagles are strong, stoic and have freedom. Just like y-you.

You've never hear heard of the term kiwi? Are you familiar with the Pepe meme? He's a green smug guy who's also a Trump voter from the alt-right as well as an Egyptian deity.

pls stop spreading your racist ideology

Nah I'm serious I've never heard the term "Kiwi". I've also never really met people from that side of the world.

how has your first day on Sup Forums been?

I've browsed Sup Forums for years now but I've never posted on here before. But seriously this term is not well known in the US I promise.

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