I'm desperate to bang a hooker tonight.
Location Logan Central, QLD, Australia. Post Code 4114.
I've had a look online, and can't find anything in my local area. It has to be local cause my car is in the shop.
Anyone know any places to look for a hooker online in Logan Central ?
Pic related.
do you accept guys?
Dude just go to cracker.com.au or Craigslists personals. Don't be picky tho
as payment?
No I'm only interested in females.
as the product
Hookers won't root a cuzzy bro from Logan cunt.
I've had a look at cracker and backpage. There's nothing in the local area, even the ones that say Logan central are all over at springwood :(
Use cracker.com
Get an out call escort.
Google brothels or massage parlours
Hit up an old ex
Hit up tinder.
Yes they will. they will fuck anyone with bare minimum hygiene and cash.
Jack off and let the moment pass
Outcall escorts are very expensive, its about 250 for 30 minutes for an asian. Forget about ozies, they want much more. The ex is out of the question. I'm not on tinder cause I'm ugly s fuck, why do you think I fuck hookers eh ?
But lets not fight, help me out !
Where'd you get your money?
Dole or a drug supply?
Break into a few homes??
Fuck Logan - should be nuked
I may have too. But moving against and holding a warm breathing body is awesome !
Edge until the weekend or next time you're free and can catch public transport.
Alternatively get a taxi or uber tonight
No dole, no drugs. I don't even drink. Except at weddings and heavy duty work events when I have to raise a glass.
Logan's Ok, why don't you move out here. I do see some interesting shit though. Why... Just last night a male first australian ran past me followed by a female first australian screaming about where's my money cunt, i'll fucking stab ya !
She asked me what the fuck I was looking at. I just waited for the green light.
lol was going to say dude
Yeah.. I guess.
There was two very nice old Asian lady's in the area who would let me have 20 minutes for $80. They always let me stay longer and give me a massage. But they are on holidays back in China !
God bless them, the world is a better place with hookers.
So I have a question.
How come there are NO kiwi or samoan hookers ?
No one would fuck them. They all look like they were hit in the face with a shovel then force fed grease for 2 years. Not to mention half of them can barely say anything more than 3 word sentences.
There's usually a drunken gin that hangs out near woodridge station. She'd probably fuck you in the toilets for a $20
You don't do drugs but I could barely follow your post
comeon mate,you cant be that ugly
worst case scenario you lower your standards and bang some bushpig
I will find you and cut your arms off so you can't fight back and cut your legs off so you can't run, my own fresh juicy fleshlight, i wanna see you bleed and scream..
Go back to poverty you faggot, sincerely Caboolture