/nzg/ New Zealand General
Happy Birthday John Key edition.
/nzg/ New Zealand General
Happy Birthday John Key edition.
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD AUSSIECUCK! THIS IS AN AMERICAN BOARD FOR AMERICANS ONLY FUCKO! TRUMP SIGNED EXECUTIVE DECISIONS BANNING ILLEGAL CYBER IMMIGRATION! YOU CAN NO LONGER DANCE ACROSS OUR VIRTUAL BORDERS AND COMMIT ACTS OF IMMIGRATION TERRORISM! FUCK RIGHT THE HELL OFF BACK TO YOUR THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE COUNTRY'S CYBERSPACE AND STAY OFF AMERICAN WEBSITES!
Why are IDs even gone?
Oh fuck. There's two /nzg/ tonight. How the fuck will we cope????
There's 2? There wasn't one when I made this.
Oi fellow cunts, whats nz like compared to australia? Might move there one day
I'll stick with this one thanks. Like me some Sir John Key.
It's worse and Australia is full. Fuck off.
I accidentally a thread about ten seconds after you made this because I wasn't looking. I have brought great dishonour and will now commit sudoku, sumimasen.
first for green implosion
Faaark mate. I answered this question the other night, originally from 4066 now living in NZ.
The short version is its comfy AF over here. Anything you wanna know specifically bra?
sup sloth bro, how's the wanger?
NZ is part of Australia moron. This is why we don't want your retarded subhuman Non-American scum on our board. Like I said before this is an American board for Americans only fucko
it's good I guess
Just generally is it more expensive in places like Auckland and Wellington than in Aus and is the culture better and/or more fun than the capitals of australia?
I'm a mug.
he did it the absolute mad man
Slothbro! How's things mane?
I never hold my mug by the handle because of people like you.
good good, slammed with work really, don't get to post on here much anymore
Auckland housing costs are just below Sydney's. Wellington and everywhere else in NZ is cheap compared to all our capital cities.
The cities here are all fairly decent and very different from each other. Just remember they are small compared to ours so you'll struggle if you have to eat Mongolian BBQ or kosher or baklava every day.
Alright cheers bro. Which is the best city in NZ in your opinion?
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Thanks I am humbled by your enthusiasm
4ch wipes it when it's uploaded, no?
Hard to answer mate, here's a rundown, inb4 kiwis shout me down
spread out, some awesome north shore suburbs, some fucking hideous polynesian ghettos. Good beaches and can have a great healthy lifestyle there.
avoid. Only maoris and farmers. Its like an even more boring Ballarat without the beautiful buildings. This city made me racist towards maoris.
good beach culture. But lots of old cunts. Actually gets warm sometimes.
hipster central. Does coffee well. Kinda looks and feels like San Francisco.
used to be good before the quakes. Now its just a bit meh. Lots of work going but.
sweet as. Like something out of Scotland. No high rises, freezing cold all the time, amazing sea life, surfing.
not same user, but Dunedin is quite hilly too.
True that. You'll get fucking amazing calf muscles walking around there.
Didn't know that. Never used to back in my day.
JonKey is a cunt!
Yeah, a fuckin' GOOD cunt!
link doesn't work
no such thing as a good cunt John Key. Just a cunt
SIR John Key to you, faggot.
who tf banned me from the discord and why
you didnt get banned you got kicked faggot
was it the fake got spoilers lol
WINZ tomorrow, lets see these cunts make this a huge hassle instead of a five minute meet n greet.
get a job
NEW ZEALAND IS GARBAGE
I have one.
get a better job so you don't need winz
No i work so I can bum off taxpayers if i want.
there's too much kek in this gif to contain
NZ is part of Five Eyes Sup Forumsro. It's all good in the neo-Anglosphere.
wtf is five eyes?
it's when you wear both glasses and a monocle, pretty rare tbh
got any more of this? :s
There are five eyes are watching everything:
Five nations that share intelligence. You see evidence of it if you look at the Wikileaks stuff concerning the CIA. That stuff that came out earlier this year, that detailed how the CIA could hack your TV to spy on you, it also discussed How UK, Canada and the like knew this and had similar capabilities.
All they will find out is how much I love porno.
enjoy waiting 45 minutes for your 9am appointment
i am graduating uni in september am i able to get some winz money while i look for work
yes, remember to lie about your circumstances to get more money
Who are you?
damn did i get banned from the discord the links here dont work
I cleared all the bans.
How's your heart btw?
Can someone buy me this as a birthday present? :3
what's /nzg/ listening to tonight?
apparently these are shit
post bush, I need to know if you need it or not
I shaved it.
well if you need laser hair removal show stubble. I have disposable income
the laser is p low intensity, nowhere near up to par with a commercial one. basically if they worked, all the clinics would go out of business
also, the warehouse stocks nair ffs makoto, sort ya shit out
I don't feel like taking pics, I'm wrapped up nicely!
Also, I'm not a girl, which you're probably hoping for. Might take HRT sometime though.
This IS a commercial one though.
skeptical. and worst case scenario ya end up permanently scarred, but y'know, fuck your shit up if you want, there's way easier options
There are no girls on the internet. I am hoping to see diddle
where you from?
I want IDbro to cuck me
Wellington, home of the degenerates
hahahahahaha faggot I am poor as fuck
Where is everyone?
In bed, asleep. Where you should be.
I'm not going to sleep until I get a snugglebuddy
a dead man cant cuck you
I fucking love this, the useless bastard
Just got home. Making toast.
japan's face when Brocky takes a big dumb Aussie V8 and thrashes them at home with it
Finished toast, having a cuppa now. Debating on more toast.
tfw no toast
I made scrambled eggs to go with this lot of toast, plus Tuimato and HP sauce. The wild ride continues.
I would fuck with that so hard now
Shit was cash. This shit, however, is dead. Maybe 'cause it's twenty to three. Either way, I'm outies.
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