/nzg/ New Zealand General

Thomas Wilson
Thomas Wilson

/nzg/ New Zealand General

Happy Birthday John Key edition.

All urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/C8U-thY-lZQ
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five_Eyes
trademe.co.nz/health-beauty/shaving-hair-removal/other/auction-1389012733.htm
youtube.com/watch?v=HIDi07qQNZk

Liam Wood
Liam Wood

discord gg/fAQd8

Jaxson Cooper
Jaxson Cooper

GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD AUSSIECUCK! THIS IS AN AMERICAN BOARD FOR AMERICANS ONLY FUCKO! TRUMP SIGNED EXECUTIVE DECISIONS BANNING ILLEGAL CYBER IMMIGRATION! YOU CAN NO LONGER DANCE ACROSS OUR VIRTUAL BORDERS AND COMMIT ACTS OF IMMIGRATION TERRORISM! FUCK RIGHT THE HELL OFF BACK TO YOUR THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE COUNTRY'S CYBERSPACE AND STAY OFF AMERICAN WEBSITES!

Luke Jones
Luke Jones

Why are IDs even gone?

Isaiah Jenkins
Isaiah Jenkins

Oh fuck. There's two /nzg/ tonight. How the fuck will we cope????

Wyatt Cox
Wyatt Cox

There's 2? There wasn't one when I made this.

James Long
James Long

Oi fellow cunts, whats nz like compared to australia? Might move there one day

Grayson Sanders
Grayson Sanders

I'll stick with this one thanks. Like me some Sir John Key.

Jordan Evans
Jordan Evans

It's worse and Australia is full. Fuck off.

Hunter Collins
Hunter Collins

Dunners reporting.

I accidentally a thread about ten seconds after you made this because I wasn't looking. I have brought great dishonour and will now commit sudoku, sumimasen.

Gavin Garcia
Gavin Garcia

first for green implosion

Adrian Collins
Adrian Collins

Faaark mate. I answered this question the other night, originally from 4066 now living in NZ.

The short version is its comfy AF over here. Anything you wanna know specifically bra?

Aaron Gomez
Aaron Gomez

sup sloth bro, how's the wanger?

Easton Fisher
Easton Fisher

NZ is part of Australia moron. This is why we don't want your retarded subhuman Non-American scum on our board. Like I said before this is an American board for Americans only fucko

Josiah Mitchell
Josiah Mitchell

it's good I guess

Lincoln Harris
Lincoln Harris

cheers m8

Liam Peterson
Liam Peterson

Just generally is it more expensive in places like Auckland and Wellington than in Aus and is the culture better and/or more fun than the capitals of australia?

Gavin Hernandez
Gavin Hernandez

I'm a mug.

Evan Martinez
Evan Martinez

he did it the absolute mad man

Alexander Ortiz
Alexander Ortiz

timestamp

Josiah Thompson
Josiah Thompson

Slothbro! How's things mane?
I never hold my mug by the handle because of people like you.

Christian James
Christian James

good good, slammed with work really, don't get to post on here much anymore

Ayden Hill
Ayden Hill

Auckland housing costs are just below Sydney's. Wellington and everywhere else in NZ is cheap compared to all our capital cities.

The cities here are all fairly decent and very different from each other. Just remember they are small compared to ours so you'll struggle if you have to eat Mongolian BBQ or kosher or baklava every day.

Kayden Ortiz
Kayden Ortiz

Alright cheers bro. Which is the best city in NZ in your opinion?

Easton Ortiz
Easton Ortiz

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James Morgan
James Morgan

kek

Luis Cooper
Luis Cooper

Exif data.

Thanks I am humbled by your enthusiasm

Lucas Hernandez
Lucas Hernandez

4ch wipes it when it's uploaded, no?

Jaxson Rivera
Jaxson Rivera

Hard to answer mate, here's a rundown, inb4 kiwis shout me down

Auckland
spread out, some awesome north shore suburbs, some fucking hideous polynesian ghettos. Good beaches and can have a great healthy lifestyle there.

Hamilton
avoid. Only maoris and farmers. Its like an even more boring Ballarat without the beautiful buildings. This city made me racist towards maoris.

Tauranga
good beach culture. But lots of old cunts. Actually gets warm sometimes.

Wellington
hipster central. Does coffee well. Kinda looks and feels like San Francisco.

Christchurch
used to be good before the quakes. Now its just a bit meh. Lots of work going but.

Dunedin
sweet as. Like something out of Scotland. No high rises, freezing cold all the time, amazing sea life, surfing.

Brandon Stewart
Brandon Stewart

not same user, but Dunedin is quite hilly too.

Xavier Price
Xavier Price

True that. You'll get fucking amazing calf muscles walking around there.

Joseph Clark
Joseph Clark

Didn't know that. Never used to back in my day.

Henry Johnson
Henry Johnson

JonKey is a cunt!

Christopher Russell
Christopher Russell

Yeah, a fuckin' GOOD cunt!

Tyler Hill
Tyler Hill

link doesn't work

Jayden Thompson
Jayden Thompson

discord gg/2wYNM

Luke Bennett
Luke Bennett

no such thing as a good cunt John Key. Just a cunt

Asher Davis
Asher Davis

SIR John Key to you, faggot.

Kayden Collins
Kayden Collins

who tf banned me from the discord and why

Levi Ross
Levi Ross

you didnt get banned you got kicked faggot

Blake Robinson
Blake Robinson

was it the fake got spoilers lol

Colton Myers
Colton Myers

WINZ tomorrow, lets see these cunts make this a huge hassle instead of a five minute meet n greet.

Gavin Morgan
Gavin Morgan

get a job

Oliver Sanchez
Oliver Sanchez

never forget

Jonathan Powell
Jonathan Powell

NEW ZEALAND IS GARBAGE

Ayden Carter
Ayden Carter

I have one.

Nathan Jackson
Nathan Jackson

get a better job so you don't need winz

Henry Evans
Henry Evans

No i work so I can bum off taxpayers if i want.

Nicholas Ortiz
Nicholas Ortiz

never forgive

Aiden Rodriguez
Aiden Rodriguez

there's too much kek in this gif to contain

Matthew Cox
Matthew Cox

NZ is part of Five Eyes Sup Forumsro. It's all good in the neo-Anglosphere.

Alexander Smith
Alexander Smith

wtf is five eyes?

Jason Wood
Jason Wood

it's when you wear both glasses and a monocle, pretty rare tbh

Charles Ramirez
Charles Ramirez

Hareruia!

youtu.be/C8U-thY-lZQ

Jacob Cook
Jacob Cook

lurk moar

James Rivera
James Rivera

hahahahaha

James Rivera
James Rivera

got any more of this? :s

Tyler Morales
Tyler Morales

There are five eyes are watching everything:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five_Eyes

Luis Gray
Luis Gray

Five nations that share intelligence. You see evidence of it if you look at the Wikileaks stuff concerning the CIA. That stuff that came out earlier this year, that detailed how the CIA could hack your TV to spy on you, it also discussed How UK, Canada and the like knew this and had similar capabilities.

Colton Peterson
Colton Peterson

All they will find out is how much I love porno.

Andrew Long
Andrew Long

enjoy waiting 45 minutes for your 9am appointment
reeeeee

Kevin Bailey
Kevin Bailey

i am graduating uni in september am i able to get some winz money while i look for work

Josiah Morris
Josiah Morris

yes, remember to lie about your circumstances to get more money

Robert Parker
Robert Parker

thanks heaps

Caleb Reed
Caleb Reed

overwatch porn
Who are you?

Jonathan Thompson
Jonathan Thompson

Gandalf

Eli Mitchell
Eli Mitchell

damn did i get banned from the discord the links here dont work

Isaiah Fisher
Isaiah Fisher

I cleared all the bans.
discord gg/5Y78J3D

Brandon Martin
Brandon Martin

How's your heart btw?

Aiden Edwards
Aiden Edwards

trademe.co.nz/health-beauty/shaving-hair-removal/other/auction-1389012733.htm
Can someone buy me this as a birthday present? :3

Ayden Clark
Ayden Clark

what's /nzg/ listening to tonight?

link related
youtube.com/watch?v=HIDi07qQNZk

Samuel Anderson
Samuel Anderson

apparently these are shit

William Reed
William Reed

post bush, I need to know if you need it or not

Ryan Garcia
Ryan Garcia

How so?

I shaved it.

Anthony Martinez
Anthony Martinez

well if you need laser hair removal show stubble. I have disposable income

Dylan Fisher
Dylan Fisher

the laser is p low intensity, nowhere near up to par with a commercial one. basically if they worked, all the clinics would go out of business

also, the warehouse stocks nair ffs makoto, sort ya shit out

Grayson Reyes
Grayson Reyes

I don't feel like taking pics, I'm wrapped up nicely!
Also, I'm not a girl, which you're probably hoping for. Might take HRT sometime though.

This IS a commercial one though.

Lincoln Diaz
Lincoln Diaz

skeptical. and worst case scenario ya end up permanently scarred, but y'know, fuck your shit up if you want, there's way easier options

Gavin Long
Gavin Long

There are no girls on the internet. I am hoping to see diddle

Jack Jackson
Jack Jackson

where you from?

Angel Lewis
Angel Lewis

I want IDbro to cuck me

David Davis
David Davis

Okay!

Wellington, home of the degenerates

Cameron Edwards
Cameron Edwards

hahahahahaha faggot I am poor as fuck

Cooper Rogers
Cooper Rogers

Where is everyone?

Gavin Lewis
Gavin Lewis

In bed, asleep. Where you should be.

Zachary Rivera
Zachary Rivera

Nuh uh
I'm not going to sleep until I get a snugglebuddy

Brandon Ross
Brandon Ross

a dead man cant cuck you

Aaron Reyes
Aaron Reyes

I fucking love this, the useless bastard
Just got home. Making toast.

Tyler Mitchell
Tyler Mitchell

japan's face when Brocky takes a big dumb Aussie V8 and thrashes them at home with it
Finished toast, having a cuppa now. Debating on more toast.

Hudson Adams
Hudson Adams

tfw no toast

reeee

Joshua Jenkins
Joshua Jenkins

I made scrambled eggs to go with this lot of toast, plus Tuimato and HP sauce. The wild ride continues.

Hunter Murphy
Hunter Murphy

I would fuck with that so hard now

Zachary Brown
Zachary Brown

Shit was cash. This shit, however, is dead. Maybe 'cause it's twenty to three. Either way, I'm outies.

G'night, kiwis!

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