I plan on killing myself

I plan on killing myself

what is the fastest way to die?

Choke yourself to death with your own hands is cheapest and most reliable way

Gunshot to the head, jumping off a very tall building

Don't do it OP, suicide is for cowards and losers.

im both of those things tho

Don't be gay OP stay alive instead.

The fastest way to die is by old age. Trust me, don't waste your time on "Die in only 10 mins a day!"
It's all lies, doesn't work.
You have to put in some work OP.
Find a job, get a hobby, meet a girl, maybe get some kids, raise them, then die of old age.
It's the surest way to go.

Don't believe the hype, just be patient.

How do you get past the initial phase of your body fighting you?

Car crash w/ no seatbelt. Off a cliff if you have one nearby. It's not like you'll need the car later

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Jump off a tall building
Most office buildings have emergency stairs/ladders outside easy to access
Good luck faggot

This. I've researched it. Exit bag is also an idea.

No cliff around me

Are you actually retarded?

I say find the tallest building in your city with public roof access and take the stairs up. If you still want to kill yourself by the time you get to the top you really must want to die.

i can find the helium tank but the mask is a bit harder to find

Pic for ants

I got you

about how long does your body fight when you hang yourself?

if you really want it you just hold on and clamp down harder.

Get a job working for the Clintons

Oh! i could! and then i could leak some shit and they'd kill me! thats brillant!