Canada + United States + Mexico
Thank you for being a friend! edition.
Canada + United States + Mexico
Thank you for being a friend! edition.
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Fuck Drumpf
the gf
Fuck Anime
good thread
Someone on reddit called Le Pen alt-right and I got upboats for calling him dumb
xD chalk up another internet argument won for me
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
RIIIIIDIII PAGLIAAACCIOOOOOOO
watching 60 days in right now buds
lotta darkies
>log into GTA online account for first time in weeks after hearing about some new DLCs
>ALERT! You've been gifted $9,565,000!
>mfw
epic bro
so i slammed this one chick and we met up for the past 4 days and now she keeps posting shit on her instagram about falling in love and how a kiss is just a kiss until you meet the right one niBBa imma put a ring on that and catch me some residency
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An independent country in the Pacific Northwest?
I hope you're planning on meeting her parents, mister
would you?
How awkward would it be for a lone autist (me) to go to campustown bars by myself?
I dont have any friends who go here
...
A statistically impossible event?
Can't sleep for some reason.
i go into bars by myself all the time. it's not awkward. pound a few drinks before you go and just have fun.
bonus points if they have a pool table
Average slag desu
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Not awkward at all
ready as fucc
bruh gotta leave on sunday
back to the wagielife
but hey it also means i'll be back on /cum/ haha missed y'all my friends!!!!!!
checked up on my subreddit yesterday after almost a month and got some good new kfeet
saved that one also. gonna post it a lot
just reported a post
won't say which one
You are autistic.
Taxation is theft!
Abortion is murder!
Antifa is a terror group!
Eyo I went to watch "GET OUT" in the cinema here
Funny movie, thought it would be full of shitty shock moments and unnecessary gore but the finale was really satisfying
Payback is a bitch hehe :D
Now I finally understand the SUNKEN PLACE nigger memes I have been posting x.D
No im not
Dear oh me, that is the classic response of someone showing clear signs of autism.
would you fug this 50 year old chink?
YES
How do you get taiwanese girls to sleep with you
Would honestly be afraid to break her bones
not into lady boys
>74155783
no
i'd eat her dingleberries
im not
Does it have a penis?
You never know these days
no
He doesnt, he's an autist using a proxy. Stop replying to him
Have you ever tried to learn French? French has too many irregularities and exceptions.
>be me, mtf tranny
>taking a bath while parents are not home
>45 mins later walk out of the bathroom
>realize I am no longer alone
>realize too late
>I am standing naked in the hall and parents are starting right at me
>dad "Hubba hubba! Your boy titties sure are growin', boy. Let daddy fondle those lovely supple conetits"
>me "But dad, I don't want to be part of this stupid cringey fanfic!"
>mom "Alice be a good girl and let your dad fondle your supple conetits"
I hate my family tbqh.
twitter.com
anyone here still support drumft?
you have to go back
>50 year old
Old photo?
Hi.
Any drinkers on tonight?
don't think so, here she is in her younger days
Tequila or vodka?
>against globalism
>meanwhile his favorite leader is Syrian
>his favorite country is Iranian
>his favorite entertainment is from Japan
>his favorite language is from russia
drinking icehouse tonight
>tfw 6.9% abv
gotta have that taiwanese soul
i had french classes for 7 years or so
if you study a language for 7 years and can't speak it you're a fucking retard tbph
i mean i haven't really used it in the past decade or so but going to france and getting around using french is still easy
comes back rather quickly i think, give me two months there and I should be back on track
Beer
...
74155823
i hope your not really mentally ill
russian isn't my favorite language
I still wake up everyday excited for another day of Hillary "laws don't apply to me" Clinton and Bernie "thieving hypocrite" Sanders NOT running the country.
The lefty tears are just an added bonus, had it coming for 8 years.
foot"""""kraut"""""" made me hate taiwan
>you're a fucking retard tbph
Fu you, proxy user
unfortunately, yes.
Objectively correct, infallible worldview.
Tekwaylah
not sure if we have any ill go check
lmm is footkraut
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huh, not a single fedora post for quite some hours now
wrong
There are better reasons to hate Taiwan, for example it is a renegade province
Don't you dare leave us Quebec
74155876
you're
this
>huh, not a single fedora post for quite some hours now
I've seen you say this before and yet you still have zero proof
girls going braless is a new trend
and I like the nipples
I'm on beer tonight, just bought a tall can of guinness and asahi, got predrunk off of old milwaukee though.
if none then tequila for sure
#freethenipple is a real thing
I've been saying this since lmm got """"bannned"""" and nobody believed me
I spend every morning with him before and after he became footkraut and it's pretty fucking obvious
got this japanese toilet in my hotel room with heated seat and all that, never gonna leave it
just keep on water massaging my asshole and blowdrying it
>both obsessed with feet and asians
>both autistic
>both here 24/7
confirmed
hi
#TitsOutForHarambe
Havent seen him post here in like a year desu
knew a guy that would drink old milwaukee and clamato
always made me gag
Hey
thats fucking weird.
Who is/was lmm?
was in the last thread
me
footkraut and lmm don't have remotely similar posting styles
fuck off with this meme
Link post
>being a feminist is now posting your tits on twitter
women have like 2 brain cells
i unblocked you...
>footkraut and lmm don't have remotely similar posting styles
>fuck off with this meme
I am LMM.
I'm CIA
thanks
the cum is just not the same without these
How did you do that?
I have a plan
>go to social event with a friend but pretend to be there alone
>have him take pics of me looking awkward but trying to have fun
>make him post it on the reddit cringe and buy 1000 upboats
>get pity money and celebrity visits when the white knights come out
are you going to accept my contact request
Imagine being The Rock in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Vin Diesel, you fuckin' scary, all imposing with your jacked body and bald poultry baby face. I would totally be scared of you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be The Rock and not only rest on your knees while Vin "Mark Sinclair" Diesel flaunts his dwarfish body in front of you, the favorable perspective barely concealing his stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just rest there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfects that glare. Not only having to tolerate his abnormal fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, VIN "MARK SINCLAIR" DIESEL IMPOSES LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to rest on their knees there and watch his babyish fucking gremlin face contorts into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged beard proxies for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in New Zealand. You've never even seen anything this fucking pathetic before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his reflective bald head as he wipes it off to bob it threateningly at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to rest there and revel in his "Dieselesque (for that is what he calls himself)" manhood, the masculinity he's worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could Rock Bottom every single person on this set before the studio security could put you down, but you rest there and endure, because you're the fucking Rock. You're not going to lose your future movie star career over this. Just bear it. Hide your laugh and bear it.