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Schaub is God

>mfw no one on /heem/ will cashh me outside

Pussies

u can catch my fade rite now nikka, suwoop

where u from?

>tfw there are like 5 other heemsters from south florida but no one wants to throw hands

Coral Sprangz bitch nigga wbu

What is it about Southern Florida that drives men to such depths?

north miami

let's do this thing

HEEM 1 officially a florida card

If JDS beats Stipe and Overeem beats Hunt impressively would you like to see rematch?

>take a bunch of rejects from Cuba and the rest of the US
>Cram them into a fucking subtropical swamp full of malaria and deadly fauna
>Give them guns, amphetamines, and a bad hurricane every few years
>???
>Southern Florida

we have a saying back home that if youre coming on

COME ON

Michael Bisping, the natty GOAT

Nope. Overeem would still be behind the winner of Ngannou vs Cain.

TAKE ME HEEM TONIGHT

my fambly on my dad's side have been in florida since the 1800s. real florida crackers who raised swamp cattle and sheeit. come on coral spring nigga, don't be skurred homie

Florida /heem/ meet-up?

I'm down so long as I don't get jumped.

I'll wear my TFATK TMNT shirt.

>would still be behind the winner of Ngannou vs Cain
that fight won't happen

>I'm down so long as I don't get jumped.
lol you wouldn't even show up, you know everyone is sick of your bullshit

Good idea, Texasfags where are you? Meet me in College Station please.

>I'm down so long as I don't get jumped
just pull guard bro

i promise i won't jump you

but if you actually wanta do a smoker i'd be down

Bisping's daughter

wew this friend simulator is really getting out of hand

I LUV YOU ELLIE

SEE YOU SOON GIRL

go on

time is a flat circle

jealous non-floridian detected

HEEMINDER

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how much would a parlay on Poirer, Jacare, holm do?

Cali.....

2 to 1

...

DELETE THIS

Holm vs de Randamie
Silva vs Brunson
Souza vs Boetsch
Teixeira vs Cannonier
Poirier vs Miller

Imagine romero with bispings wife and daughter the same night he heems bispong

Why is holm an underdog? i have feeling if anyones getting upset heemed its gonna be jacare.

which sites do you plebs use for your degenerate gambling habits

SportsBetting.fbi.com

De Randamie
Brunson
Jacare
Cannonier
Miller

bovada

putting a cheeky 20 on Andy to heem that house ngannou. Hopefully peahead doesn't get cracked as well.

forgot to say, pls post Goof images.I like the Goldie one but i dont wanna keep pushing it

>Please Yoel...d-don't touch them

...

Holm
Silva
Souza
Teixeria
Poirier

...

I like the original Dana goof pic 2bh

yeah its a classic, i'll go with this if nothing else great comes up. i'll put it to a (you) vote like an hour before the event

Should I care about any prelim fights? Any potential to be spicy?

any prelim fight ever or any prelim fight on this card?
the answer to both is yes. all fights are worth watching

> de Randamie
>Silva
>Jacare
>Teixeira
>Poirier

Why's Duffee been out so long? Didn't even know he had a fight booked until I checked his Wikipedia.

Don't Miss

Poirier looks very different with hair

C O N O R
O
N
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looks like a monkey desu

shoulda kept it shaved

>jacare heemed
Here's the clear winners.

Reis
Brown
Carneiro
Jacare
Anderson

Mostly it would lose you money.

Germy
Brunson
Alligator
Glover
Poirier

does bovada pay out to leafs?

de Randamie
Silva
Boetsch
Teixeira
Poirier

Because she's on a two fight skid and just lost a kickboxing match to a flyweight with a height and reach disadvantage and is about to face an undefeated kickboxer with a height and reach advantage.

And before screenshotsperg starts bloviating about how GDR isn't as fast as Shevchenko, no shit. It doesn't matter. Holm is a middling boxer and she's not much better of a kickboxer.

Anderson is getting slept.

Makes him look whiter. What's his heritage anyways?

By Derek "charge head first like a rhinocerous" Brunson? nah

no way Andy will win and he will say "I back" but in reality he's not back and will lose his next fight (unless it's Bisbing)

cajun

Watch Brunson's fight with Romero.

Which is what?

southeastern swamp people

Watch Brunson's fight with Whittaker.

de Randamie
Silva
Souza
Cannonier
Miller

watch the spider's fight with DC

Holm
Silva
Souza
Cannonier
Poirier

...

>watch Anderson Silva on two days notice do fairly well against the LHW champ that was an undefeated HW at one point
Good post my doo

GDR
Silva
Souza
Glover
Poirier

>brunson won't change his approach after getting blown out

okay.jpeg

>I rate Derek Brunson

Silva is my boy but he will lose this fight, he will never win in UFC again unless its aggainst someone LITERALLY retarded

Reminder, Brunson ran face first at Whittaker and got KO'd in his home crowd in Melbourne

why couldnt they have done Silva/Boetsch instead ;__;

derek brunson is pretty retarded

Which top 10 heavyweights would he beat?

french ultimately

how to achieve eggman-mode

De randamie by TKO
Brunson by ko
Souza by sub
Cannonier by ko
Porier by dec

Justin Willis is fighting at UFC 208 this weekend.

He has 224 twitter followers.

Can he be our official boy?

twitter.com/BigPrettyMMA

wow look at his knob, I bet he has a huge hammer lads

james toney maybe

no

I Already claimed him. He is a legit prospect.

Who was shook here?
soundcloud.com/siriusxmrush/yoel-romero-calls-in-to-confront-michael-bisping-after-twitter-battle

>got KO'd in his home crowd in Melbourne

romero couldn't even get his words out

#prayforYoel

gay cody

Yoel sounded genuinely pissed, so I'll say Yoel

de Randamie
Brunson
Souza
Texeira
Poirer

is Yoel Romero the most exciting fighter in the UFC?