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Grace

taking a shit

Rape and murder your family, niggers will

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the new home

Simpsons before 2006 was fucking based

names featured in the nfl draft today
>Marshon
>Deshaun
>Haason
>Adoree'
>O'Terrius
>Jarrad
>Gareon
>Jabrill
>Takkarist
>Tre'Davious
>Vidauntae
yanks could really do with one of those scandinavian laws where you can only pick from a certain list or you need to seek approval for something different

Ah yes

Would honestly love to live in a small town built like this, perhaps on a lake rather than ocean.

the 1999-2001 era i would argue is more cringe than most of the new stuff

no
2000 and before

9/11 killed the innocence of the 90s

ah no

>that thread yesterday about muslims with that one poster who unironically called himself an indo-aryan baluch said that the west is shit and the middle east is good

>>Gareon
ah yes RPG warlord

my british gf

>Hebrews 6:4-6: For it is impossible to restore again to repentance those who have once been enlightened, who have tasted the heavenly gift and have become partakers of the Holy Spirit, and have tasted the goodness of the word of God and the powers of the age to come, if they then commit apostasy, since they crucify the Son of God on their own account and hold him up to contempt.

What did Saint Paul mean by this?

mortyyy the picklllllllle haha

Are these first or last names.

ah yes, what my future wife and mother of my child will most likely look like after failing to find a gf who isn't a fat whale

splendid

>Australians have a whole continent to themselves
>they stick to the coasts and don't even try to make the desert interior livable

Hmmm

first names the last names are normal because they just took their slave owners names or picked other commonly used in english names

>don't even try to make the desert interior livable
if we wanted to live in californian 3rd world shithole-like conditions we'd have done it by now

haha yeah
*walks away and talks to someone else*

Hey you. Yeah, you.

It gets better.

Isn't it like 50°C in the centre? Short of building massive conditioned enclaves, what to do suggest?

you're welcome to try and live in any of our 10 deserts

I hope you have a license if you EVER plan to get a gf in 2017

ummmm the aboriginals lived there for 50,000 years? lol

do you remember this crisp meme?

Flaaaaaaaaaanders

pissing and shitting at this

bit gross

Ah yes, I know this perfectly. I distinctly remember in computers class how kids would bring a flashdrive with CS:GO on it to distribute the game to everyone for a shared match, and I'd sit there eagerly for the flashdrive.

youtu.be/rxjNX7yTj7s
mmmbelm

pissing and shitting at this

howling
creasing
screeching
yelling
bellowing
sniggering
wailing
pooing
peeing
reeing

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this trump supporters v antifa mess looks like it'd probably be rpetty entertaining to participate in

shame i dont care enough about any political cause to participate in street violence

It gets that hot in the urban areas of Saudi Arabia and people still live there

I did this but with Starcraft
except I was the one with the disk so I could always play

pattering
caterwualing
pissing and shitting

go up and heem both sides
if they weren't runts they wouldn't be wasting their time with this nonsense.

Libya brought water to the desert why can't Australia

Characters in the Illiad.

The Greeks:

Achilles, the leader of the Myrmidons and the principal Greek champion.

Odysseus, famed for his cunning.

Patroclus, best friend of Achilles.

Agamemnon, King of Mycenae, supreme commander of the Greek armies.

Ajax, the tallest and strongest warrior (after Achilles) to fight for the Greeks.

Calchas, a powerful Greek prophet and omen reader

Diomedes, famous for wounding two gods, Aphrodite and Ares

Helen, the wife of Menelaus, the King of Sparta. Abducted by Paris.

they have to wear dresses and have to worry about their cars catching on fire

hullabalooing

>Simpson desert

wollogonging

it looks really fun lol chance to run amuck a bit, would be fun

fuck off

Well? Go on then. Terraform it.

assuming its possible and wouldn't fuck up the weather system of the current cities then i imagine because its not economical

6 reasons why Bernie can still win

yeah it'd being like having PE with the special ed class

re-reading the Odyssey right now

Back from the climbing gym laddos
Feelin swole and sexy

>turn the deserts green
>become an agricultural powerhouse of the world because of how ideal the climate is
>????

how did greeks go from that to the brown "people" today

Fuckin' kooky space A-rabs

and look at the state of them. If you think Aussies are cunts now, try exposing them to that kind of heat for extended periods of time

>implying our government is useful for anything

I'd love the chance to fight people without severe legal repercussions
I imagine living in the US right now is like a big fight club
no chance of that in Canada though unless the Leafs win the playoffs or something

yeah m8 it's that easy haha congrats another problem solved by the ingenious canadian runt

>increasing your hectares of arable land isn't economical

*shows up*
*heems a drumpfkin*
av that yew fashy wanker
*heems an antifa runt*
and that yewww skinny mess
*runs down through no mans land with my arms out clotheslining everyone on both sides and making airplane noises*

The Trojans:

Priam, king of the Trojans


Hector, firstborn son of King Priam, leader of the Trojan armies

Paris, Trojan prince and Hector's brother; also called Alexander.

Aeneas, son of Aphrodite; only major Trojan figure to survive the war. Held by later tradition to be the forefather of the founders of Rome.

Ganymede, the most beautiful of mortals.

>australians are less technologically advanced than the arabs

Howling

*burp* morty...

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>>turn the deserts green
the time and money to do that would be astronomical considering Australia has plenty of arable land as is and a tiny population

farmers already have huge tracts of land to the point they don't even know how much they own.

if you care, go buy 100+ acres of Australian wasteland and irrigate it yourself

FLARMP DTRANPF

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business idea: cut the ice off of are sections of antarctica and put them in the desert. then colonise both now liveable areas

what arabs are you talking about

>forgetting Cassandra

business idea: buy 100+ acres of Australian wasteland and irrigate it myself

Libya

australia gets hit all the fucking time both internally and globally because of its relaxed attitude toward the environment and willingness to manipulate or change environments to suit needs. no one cares what fucking arabs do because it's a step above vapourising the land with bombs.

not only is it much more of a task given the water would have to go so much deeper into the country, a lot of fringe areas have delicate eco systems that rely on infrequent flooding and nothing more.

business idea: buy australia and sell it at a loss to the chinese

*burp* fuck drumpf morty

idk about Australia
but you can buy HUGE tracts of land in the US for super cheap

in Canada too, but our government will straight up give you a massive parcel for free if you want it and promise to develop it.

business idea: sell australia to arabs and let them irrigate the lands

>what's that? increase the white population of australia?
>why no, i think instead we should import trillions of shitskins, and then sell everything of value to the chinks
ah yes, very good

isn't libya a desert

Wish the Aussies hadn't killed the Thylacines off

business idea: fucking glass australia

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>another foreign general gets taken over by australians
feels good to be the kings of this site

brb gonna go shit out a poo

Not a fan of cold so Canadian wasteland is out of the question.

more likie queensssssssssssssssss wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHA

Arabs also have fucktons of oil money, tiny nations, and huge populations.
Australia wouldn't gain anything from greening the deserts right now

maybe in 500 years when it's New China

yes you can do that here but the cost of getting materials to these locations and then the labour is so extreme that you're probably better off busing inner city than out there.

>government tries to do good things for the people
>country gets invaded and leader gets executed
really thinking HARD as to why we aren't doing the same thing (lol)

consider the following: northern territory isn't a state because no one wanted that shit land in the first place

high arctic is surprisingly warm and comfy
especially in the Yukon.


but its all relative, compared to Thailand its ice

Business idea: relocate Israel to the center of Australia, thus solving the Israel-Palestine conflict

>maybe in 10* years when it's New China
fixed

Woke up alone again.