New card. What do you think?

New card. What do you think?

Picked 'em up from the printers yesterday.

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Impressive. Very nice.

If dubs we shut this thread down

which one is the best??

Paul

Oh boy here were go

That's nothing.
Check out this bad boy.

allen > bryce> bateman > carruthers

Luis Carruthers is a fucking disgrace

Pauls card is a work of art.

bryce's pale nimbus

>five vice presidents
Best card coming trough.

Paul Allen definitely

obviously paul

I have an overwhelming urge to see McDermott's card.

Me and my friends made this American Psycho parody, check it out
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How much does it cost to make

Paul or dave then bateman. The rest are trash

Bateman's has weird, unattractive margins. Ruined by that alone.

Van Patten's card is too try-hard with that overdone "ye old stockpaper" texture, although the typeface and margins are acceptable. Probably shouldn't have done the bold font + all caps combo, looks garish.

Timothy Bryce has, by far, the best typeface and a understated styling I really like. Only detraction is the margins, same as Bateman's card.

Paul Allen's card is the best, although that's because it doesn't have a single flaw, not because it's actually particularly good.

Carruthers' card is complete garbage. It's colored, has a terrible typeface, the margins are off, and the "mergers and acquisitions" text in the upper right is offset and looks like he accidentally hit the tab key without noticing it.

521 dollaroos

All of them have very small details that bother me.

The recessed lettering in Bateman's card is distracting and glossy

Van Patten's type face is shit

Bryce's background is terrible

Paul Allen's card is the best one out of the five, but his card has no texturing and looks cheap

"Carruthers" or whoever the fuck's card that is is just awful all around.

The best card would have Van Patten's textured background, Bateman's type and Paul Allen's heirarchy/bold styles.

Hopefully this will settle this dispute once and for all.

I don't know what to say

What's wrong with Trump's hand there?

It's a shop user

>tfw you write a longer, well-thought out response and the only (You) you get is about your picture

Sup Forums is lost.

Paul.

I refuse to believe that the people who spend hours of my life arguing about pointless shit, look like that!

>tfw you write a longer, well-thought out response and the only (You) you get is about your picture

I blame Luis for making it impossible to take anything seriously. "I've been watching you, Patrick. I've been admiring your hot body".

Batemans is best, pure class here. Paul has this edgy font that looks really stupid on a bussiness card. Others are horrible trash

New Quads: What do you think?

Patrick's for sure.

Almost. Not quite there though.

>working at a """""professional""""" firm that doesn't even supply its employees with standardized business cards and just lets them print whatever the fuck they want
Were Nineties businesses really this disorganized?

Pierce & Pierce got a lot of vice presidents.
Looks it it would be ground for some comedy gold.

>Nineties

>e &P

Reeeeeeeeee

Anything other than Bryce is wrong.

It was edited to make his hands appear normal size.
All pictures of him in the MSM are likewise altered at great expense.

Yet, your post still sucks ass

I wasn't the guy that wrote that post, I wrote , which has 0 (You)s.

checkd

There are hundreds of vice presidents in the big banks. Its a pay/salary classification