Good day, my dearest friends

Good day, my dearest friends
"The not-so-Daily confessions with Izaya" is here!

share what's weighting you down, user.
let me in on your deepest secrets, or perhaps, your darkest desires?
or maybe you are in need of guidance or an advice?
free (you)s and hugs for everyone!

lets enjoy each other, shall we?

What's the longest unrequited crush you've had and what kind of girl has the honor? Asking everyone here

who's your waifu, OP

I don't think I had unrequited crushes.
if I found a grill I like, I'd do my best to string her in
if she blows me off, I move on the next.
I'd say the longest unrequited crush would have been 3 days in this case

how about you, user?

the best waifu, ofcourse

I never really felt drawn to particular girls, i'd usually just crush on girls i don't know and it would fade when i got to know them. Well until i found the one and fell hard for her, shit got serious and it's been 6 years

what do you mean
>shit got serious and it's been 6 years
?

Serious relstionship.

This guy

why?
I mean, people pick sweet and loving waifus, and yours a bitch tsundere.
pic related; my waifu

Good evening, op!!

oh, I see. that's good to hear.
I always prefer the not so mundane things in life. same for chineese cartoon characters, I guess
good evening, user

and what is that supposed to mean?

Confession: I think I'm getting gayer as I get older. Is this website doing this to me?

depends how old are you and how gay have you become. make a graph, gay over time, and see if you should be worried.
yea, this site might just be doing it for you

I feel like I was more gay when I was younger, then less gay as a young adult and now I am becoming gay again. Coincidentally i did quit Sup Forums for my early adulthood. Hmmm

oh look, there's some scientifically acquired evidence right there lol
but still, stay here. there's nothing wrong with liking dicks

Lost hope in women
Getting gayer
I want to make my girlfriend kill herself, such a fucking hoe

>Lost hope in women
yeah, after going through them ALL you might feel dishearten. but there's a few new ones being born everyday. might as well wait a little.
>Getting gayer
plenty of dicks out in the ocean. might as well try your luck, right?
>I want to make my girlfriend kill herself, such a fucking hoe
how about dumping her instead? less trouble and time waste, really

anime, you dweeb

I think I love him.

what's the problem?

I want Alice. Where is Alice.

nice try

Just the usual I suppose, he's straight I'm not. I guess really I want to be loved and he's lovely. I do respect how he is I just pity myself.

Alice is out of the office, can I take a message?

Nothing wrong with being gay, sure. I'm in a heterosexual relationship though so hopefully I don't wake up one day with an insatiable love for cock

we can't always get what we want. however, eventually we get what we need.
but you should not pity yourself though. I bet you are nice guy, but his doors just don't swing that way

I left my BPD girlfriend for obvious reasons. Has anyone ever gotten over a relationship without sleeping with someone else? Somehow I hate the fact that I might have to do this just to erase her memory

I get turned on everytime I watch rekt videos. How fucked up am I?

even if you do, just keep your mouth shut and enjoy the both worlds lol.

I'm an alcoholic, half my teeth are coming out, and I'm more than half dead. The real issue is that no one should love me but selfishly I want them to.

can't blame you there, user-mate.
and plenty of people have done that too.
it doesn't quite work though. unless you fall into a new relationship the next day and push away the lingering thoughts until the feelings go away naturally.
normaly, it takes half the time the relationship lasted to get over someone.

quite fine for Sup Forums. not so fine for what would be considered "normal".
you might want to lay off the rekt videos and have a steady diet of normal porn few times daily.

Your teeth fell because of alcohol???

your self-destructive tendencies are the obvious reason here lol.
maybe you should, you know, lay off the alcohol, for the starters. maybe join some AAs.
once you get back on your feet and sort your shit out, you might find that someone who will fall for you, and not from the pity.
but, alcoholism most oftenly has some underlying reasons to it
maybe there's something you fail to work through, and instead drown it all

>quite fine for Sup Forums
That really doesnt make me feel better...

good. because it shouldn't. feeling normal among the most abnormal human beings on the earth is no consolation.
some people get aroused by kids, others can't get it up in front of 3D women, but 2D is their sandbox.
there's therapy for all of that.

also, why the issue?

Fuck off you condescending cunt.

How is he being condescending?

You might have a fetish.
As long as it does not consume a greater percentage of your waking thoughts, its not a problem.

if you want to hear only the things that you hope to hear, you might aswell just tell me what to tell you. as long as it helps with your issues.

I just don't start hurting people for my amusement... Sexual fetishes are very powerful

your psychologist would help you with that. if you feel like it might become a problem, you should seek professional assistance before it does.
as long as you don't actually have the thoughts or plans to hurt someone, you might as well just help yourself by stooping watching rekt shit first